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[upbeat music] Hello, welcome back to the Prestige TV Podcast Feed.
I'm Joyner Robinson.
I'm Rob Mahoney.
We're here...
It's Widows Bay day, Rob.
I mean, the hour is upon us.
Uh, we're here to talk about episodes four and five.
Uh, we're pretty- we're feeling pretty good about the way we're covering Widows Bay.
Mm.
But if I have any regrets, it's that we didn't-
Yeah
... get to do an instant episode four reaction podcast.
We should have been in here the m- the second the episode ended.
With, like, my little-
[laughs]
... sort of stick figures.
I just, I assume you have them at home.
[laughs] I mean, I don't leave home without them, actually.
That's fair.
They're in the car right now.
Witch stuff.
Okay, so episode four, Beach Reads.
Mm-hmm.
Episode five, What to Expect on Your Trip.
That's what we're gonna be talking about today.
If you were not aware, we're covering Euphoria week to week.
We are.
Weird energy on a Sunday night.
Big time.
Coming...
We come into the studio, we watch it live, and then we record fairly shortly thereafter.
So I would recommend, even if you're not watching Euphoria-
Yeah
... maybe tune into those podcasts 'cause-
We basically have Patricia's party energy.
Yeah.
[laughs]
[laughs]
Just our mouths hanging open [laughs] in a spooky way.
So that's something we're doing.
We're also doing a couple sort of teen show, uh, look-back episodes.
So we covered Skins, uh, UK.
Mm-hmm.
Season one, episode one.
Had a great time with it.
A lot of people were very excited that we covered it.
I was very excited that we're covering it.
I would say a small but vocal audience-
Mm
... were, like, super stoked that we covered, uh, Skins season one ep- series one, episode one, so, um-
Are, aren't those our people?
Yeah.
[laughs]
[laughs] Small but very passionate about something.
We have already recorded our Friday Night Lights episode, which we'll be running next week.
Yeah.
And then after that, we will be checking in on five and six.
Uh, six and seven, rather-
Yes
... 'cause they're air- it's a double drop.
Yeah.
So if you're a Widows Bay head and you didn't know this, they're doing a double drop for six and seven.
We think, though we're not sure, we think we're gonna be doing week to week after that.
Mm-hmm.
But, uh, you folks at home, email us.
Let your voices be heard.
How can they email us?
PrestigeTV@spotify.com.
Leave a comment.
Spam those comments.
Just keep that YouTube, uh, episode running in the background-
Yeah
... whatever you're doing to keep the views up and-
Absolutely
... we'll keep checking in on Widows Bay.
Hit the Instagram likes-
Your job
... share with your friends.
[laughs]
We're outsourcing.
Yeah.
[laughs] It's your-
Our res- it's not our responsibility anymore
...
it, it's your job to keep the views up.
Though the views were, like, higher than we thought they'd be, so.
People are digging the show.
Hell yeah, Widows Bay.
I mean, how could they not?
Okay, so episode four, Beach Reads, was written by Mackenzie Dor- Dorr of fucking WandaVision fame.
Let's fucking go.
The dark hold is here.
[laughs]
I'm thrilled.
WandaVision, I love you always.
And then directed by Sam Donovan, a Severance director-
Mm
...
among other things.
And then episode five, What to Expect on Your Trip, was written by Colton Dunn, who had a brief role in Parks and Recreation.
I know him best for playing Garrett on Superstore, a show that I-
Mm
... actually, like, really enjoyed.
Uh, and he's a comedy writer as well.
So he wrote that episode.
And then directed by Andrew DeYoung, who we've talked about is...
I thought a comedy director.
You corrected me that that is not really the vibe of his work in general.
It's complicated.
Did episode five feel in, in tonally in line with what you've seen-
Mm
... from Andrew DeYoung? Chair Company-
Yeah
...
among other things that you've seen from him before.
I mean, it has the same whiff of, like, maybe not conspiracy, but broader suspicion-
Mm
... as you're tripping out of your mind, and you don't know what's going on or who you can trust and all those elements.
But honestly, somehow this felt less insidious than The Chair Company did.
So you know, there are levels to all this stuff.
Even when he's staring into sort of like a blackened door, the, uh, like, abyss gazing.
Yeah.
Our guy Tom Loftus-
Oh, yeah
... gazing into the abyss, hearing, like, distorted sounds coming from it, and you're like, "This is child's play compared to The Chair Company."
I mean, capitalism is a hell of a thing.
[laughs] It's true.
[laughs]
We got a lot of Widows Bay emails, PrestigeTV@spotify.com.
We're gonna check in on each individual episode.
Our fresh, fresh as a daisy takes on episode four that everyone is, like, still clamoring for.
Uh, and then-
Well, you, you joke, but people are clamoring for, I would say, specifically your takes on four.
It was for me.
You are seen and known in this moment.
It, it is my favorite episode of television this season, this, this year.
Yeah.
This year, I would say.
I would certainly put it up against anything that we've covered-
Yeah
... and anything that I've seen so far.
I love Knight of the Seven Kingdoms-
Mm
... as, like, a, a season of television this year.
I thought it was extraordinary.
We, of course, loved, uh, enjoyed covering The Pit together.
Yeah.
But as, like, a, an episode, an isolated episode of television that I'm gonna remember for a long time-
Mm-hmm
... it's gonna be the witch stuff go episode of Widows Bay, episode four.
I just thought it was extraordinary.
We love to see it.
Yeah.
We love to see it done right.
Mm-hmm.
Like, I mean, we'll, we'll get into it in detail with the episode, but it's just... a tonal tightrope-
Yeah
... a masterclass in character.
Yeah.
Like, it's just such a great episode.
It's so good.
All right.
Jesse wrote in, and I love a theory.
Jesse really came through.
Jesse wrote in, said, uh, to say, "I should have sent this before episode four came out because it would've been more impressive, but oh, well.
It seems to me like they haven't shown Bashir's wife yet-
Mm-hmm
... because she's going to be revealed to be pregnant, and the urgency to move off the island is because if they wait too long and the child is born there, they're stuck.
The request for mint chocolate chip ice cream was definitely a hint in this direction." So in episode four on, on the radio or whatever she's like, "Bring home some mint chip." He's like-
Right
... "I'm on it." This did not ping for me because mint chip ice cream is actually, like, my, one of my number one, like, go-to flavors.
I love mint and chocolate together.
I think it's a perfect-
I support you.
You don't.
[laughs]
I know you don't.
Well-
I know you hate mint and, and chocolate together.
I'm glad you can have that, and I can have the good flavors.
Okay, great.
Anyway, it didn't, it didn't ping for me as sort of...
It's not like, "Bring me pickles and ice cream," and I'm like-
Right
... "That's a pregnant lady." But for some people they're like, mint chip or ice cream, a specific ice cream re- request at all-
Yeah
... pregnancy coded.
This is a brilliant idea.
My theory was she's dead.
I far prefer she's alive-
Yes
...
but pregnant.
What do you think?
I mean, you are constantly on dead wife watch.
You know, it's Nolan season.
[laughs]
[laughs] That's what I'm saying.
Like, you've been conditioned to look for it in every corner.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This does make more sense to me.
It does.
And, and it certainly facilitates, you know, the talk of Bashir and his wife trying to move and-
Right
... get off the island, and it sure seems like especially in five we're kinda navigating some of that same territory-
Right
... with Tom and his wife, too, who...
I mean, are, are we to assume...
This was my assumption, that when they are on the ferry where Tom's wife first starts, like, going blind and having these complications, that they're going to the mainland, right?
Yes, absolutely.
Okay.
And that's, and that's-
And yeah, you gotta get the fuck outta here
... presuming you weren't born there.
So like my-
It's true
... let's, let's talk about this.
The very end of episode five, right, we get these visions of, or memories of Tom and his very pregnant wife-
Mm-hmm
... on the ferry.
I don't think the ferry goes anywhere but the mainland would be my guess.
So-
I mean, it could be, it could be a-
An island-hopping ferry
... an archipelago.
An archip- [laughs]
I, I-
And as long as you stay on the islands, you're fine.
[laughs]
Um, but they're at a certain, like, to, to use Lost parlance, a certain heading, right?
Yes.
That, um-
Where's the fuselage here?
Right.
Exactly.
Uh, I...
So the, the theory, the legend we got early in the season was-
Mm-hmm
...
if you go to the mainland you die.
Right.
So they didn't make it all the way there.
Tom is screaming for the ferry to be turned around.
So seems like she went blind on the ferry-
Yes
... turned it around, had the baby on the island.
They said the baby was fine.
Right, but I think she had him on the i-
Oh, eventually, yes.
I think they're back, I think they're back on the i- like, turn the ferry around.
Right.
They're back on the island.
The story was she died in childbirth, right?
Right.
Complications from childbirth.
But she's alive, though unwell, after the baby is born.
Well, I guess, like, are we to assume that the baby has been born, or is it just the baby is doing fine as a check?
I don't think she's pregnant anymore as she's sitting in that bed.
I'm gonna be honest with you, the visual of her sitting in that bed was so terrifying to me.
So scary.
I did not take a second look at it.
Okay.
So w- we, we have to investigate the tape to see...
I mean, just our favorite game here of, like, which woman is showing at which point [laughs] in which show.
We love to body check women.
That's our favorite thing to do.
A, a famously fertile ground for discussion.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
So my interpretation was she had the baby back on the island, but she's not, clearly not well.
No.
Right.
But we don't know what happened, and it doesn't seem to be the same story-
Yeah
... that we've heard.
As is, as is often the case on Widow's Bay, you hear one thing, you see another-
It's true
... or whatever, if you take certain mushrooms.
Anyway, point being, if Bashir, the sheriff's wife is pregnant, this introduces different stakes to his story.
You know, because I r- I love this premise about, you know, especially in episode five, um, which is all about Tom and his discomfort with lack of control.
Right.
Right?
Again, who could possibly relate?
[laughs] It couldn't be us.
I do fear, like, hallucinogenics because of-
Of course we do
... that lack of control.
[laughs]
Are you kidding me? [laughs]
There are other drugs where I'm like, "Sure, that's fine."
Yeah.
But hallucinogenics I'm like, "I'm not in control? I'm not driving the bus?"
You know, a fun, buzzy, heightened state-
Sure
... sure.
Yeah.
Complete lack of control and perception and-
It's-
... literally understanding of where you are in place and time, n- that's gonna be a no from me.
It's not for Rob and Joanna, that's for sure.
No.
Anyway, but so he's preoccupied throughout that episode with Evan, right? So introducing Evan as, it's a very humanizing thing for Tom.
Mm-hmm.
Right? Tom is, in many ways, a, a tough character, you know, is rude, is all these other things, but he cares so deeply about his son-
Right
... and is so protective of his son, and so fearful for his son, praying to a god he doesn't even know, uh-
Mm-hmm
...
if it exists, to protect his son.
Um, and so introducing this idea of this danger.
He doesn't know how dangerous it is out there, is what Tom says.
Yeah.
So this danger for Evan, a, a kid born on this island, has never left this island because Tom is so a- because this thing happened with his wife-
Mm-hmm
... and Tom is so afraid it's gonna happen to his son.
So what is that going to do to a character like Bashir, who has a pregnant wife?
Yes.
And that's really potentially very interesting, you know?
I also love the way both of these episodes are really delving into all of the mythology and the creepy stuff-
Mm-hmm
... happening on the island, but in a, like, the, the stories we tell kind of way, right?
Right.
All, all of Patricia's arc and story in episode four is so much about, like, she is so sure, or at least telling people that she's so sure that she was visited by the boogeyman.
We can-
#IbelievePatricia.
I, I'm at the point where, like, I believe her, but also I, I wouldn't be surprised if we get a reveal where it was, like, a classmate playing a prank.
Like, somebody was breaking into her house-
Hmm
... as a, as a mean bit.
Patricia.
But regardless, it's about, like-
Yeah
...
the stories you are telling out in the community, who you're telling them to-
Hmm
... what the costs of those things are.
And so for Tom and Bashir, you would think if something as intense and scary as what seems to happen to Tom's wife actually happened, someone like Bashir would know about it.
But also, that's maybe the kinda story you keep very tight, very quiet-
Right
... all to yourself.
I- if Bashir and his wife have all of the facts, they should be operating with a much greater sense of urgency.
They should be already gone.
That's what I'm saying.
Uh, provided that neither of them were born on the island, which I don't think we know that information.
Yeah, I don't think we know either.
To your point, and I, and I will go back to the mail bag, but I, I really loved this interview that Katie Dippold, uh, gave The Wrap about-
Mm-hmm
... um, episode four, just about how they came up with the concept for the episode.
And, and it really unlocked something for me about, like, the way in which they're thinking about these-... fun horror tropes and how they relate to these char- these, like, fully fleshed out characters-
Yeah
... that they've created here, right? So she says, "One of the writers had this idea of a self-help book that goes wrong, and it started a conversation about what are Patricia's fears? One thing I always think about with Patricia is the thing that is scarier to her than the idea of dying is the idea of dying and no one caring about it."
Mm.
"That brought in the...
One thing we always try to do when we're using these horror tropes, which is tell a story about a character who is feeling very real human emotions.
The conversation became what if she had a party, and we got really into the stress of throwing a party and not knowing if anyone's gonna show up.
I've experienced that myself." Uh, that's Katie, but also Joanna.
"I have experienced that my- that fear.
Everyone in the room has experienced that or something similar.
So we just went from there and really tried as much as possible to stick to that.
Even though the book is scary, there's nothing scarier to Patricia in that episode than no one coming to her thing." Sidebar, I can't remember if I've talked to you about this.
I know I talked to someone about this on a podcast, but, um, my friend in college used to call it a Little Man Tate party.
Mm.
In the film Little Man Tate-
Okay
... with Jodie Foster, she show, she throws this elaborate birthday party for her son, and nobody shows up.
And so my friend Sarah in college would always be like, "What if it's a Little Man Tate party?" [laughs]
[laughs]
"What if no one shows up?" [laughs] That's never happened to me, but it's like, um-
It is terrifying
... a real, that's a real fear.
But this idea of like, okay, as the writers in this incredible writers' room are plotting out the season and they're like, "Let's do a Jaws episode-"
Yeah
... "let's do a Shining episode, let's do this," applying that idea of like what is Patricia's greatest fear to episode five, what is Tom's greatest fear, lack of control.
Yes.
So let's do a drug trip episode and put him out of control, I think is a really, a fun skeleton key to unlock the rest of the season as we go through these episodes.
Very much so.
Yeah.
Yeah, interlocking all of that mythology and the trope stuff with the character beats.
Yeah.
And I think specifically for Patricia and something like becoming an accidental witch where-
Yeah
... a lot of witch stories-
The dream.
[laughs]
I mean, [laughs] we all, we all can aspire to it.
Yeah.
But I feel like a lot of witch stories, and specifically a lot of modern witch stories are-
Right
... about community, right? It's about covens.
It's about, like, how do you connect with, you know, your sisters of the dark arts? And this is so much a story about loneliness-
Yeah
... and about desperation, and it...
Like, she's kind of turning to this stuff accidentally because she's, like, been shut out by her entire community.
Thank you so much for talking about witches, Rob.
[laughs]
It means a lot to me personally.
I, I, I love nothing more.
Um, but if you think of something like, uh, Anya Taylor-Joy in The VVitch, right? Like, that, that film is about, it is about finding comm- another community-
Yeah
...
but about feeling on the outside of the community that you live in.
Yes.
Yeah, but spoiler alert, there is a community to be found.
There is a community to be found at the end of the day.
S- it's naked, it flies, it's great.
[laughs]
But like, [laughs] witches rule.
Um, but yeah, it's about being an outsider, being misunderstood, being-
Definitely
... you know, um, all of these things.
Yeah, sorry.
We got very derailed from the mailbag.
That's okay.
We're back.
Sarah has a great email about Patricia's wardrobe, right? She says, "I just wanted to note that while there are many obvious nods to Stephen King throughout, was I the only one who thought a punch bowl full of pig's blood might be hidden in the rafters during Patricia's toast?"
Yes.
"One slightly more subtle connection to King was Patricia's wardrobe.
Top-notch tank top and great pattern clashing combos.
I particularly love the culottes and red cardigan." She shouts out the costume designer Alex Bovard.
Mm.
"It's no accident that as well as hints of Carrie prom queen, she's dressed throughout like Shelley Duvall in The Shining."
Yeah.
"Shelley had such iconic style, and Cato Flynn has a similar offbeat beauty.
Wardrobe often gets overlooked, but I think they're doing fantastic work here." Thank you, Sarah, for that email.
But I lo- I love that calling out that Patricia's wardrobe specifically, like, you know, this is an, this is a quirky island-
Mm-hmm
... full of quirky people, but everyone looks like they're dressed relatively, I would say with the exception of some of, uh, Evan's friends, who kinda look like they could be from the '70s or whatever-
As, as is our time
...
Cato Flynn, like, as Patricia is very Shelley Duvall, like, late 1970s coded in her wardrobe.
It's a great shout.
Yeah, and it's a, it's a really good call.
And, and the Carrie comp is right there.
Oh, yeah.
So this is kind of-
I mean, the tiara is there.
Like-
The tiara, and just kind of like the mean girl energy-
Oh, yeah
... permeating around Patricia.
They're all gonna laugh at you.
Yeah.
It's tough.
First of all, shout out the Paddy Wagon, which is the name of her bookmobile, which is incredible.
Not to put you on the spot, but as a book lover yourself-
Yeah
... do you have a name-based pun that you would embrace if you were to drive your own wagon?
I need a week to think about it.
I would love to hear it.
I will come back with some pun.
It's-
I would love to hear recommendations-
Yeah
... to prestigetv@spotify.com.
This is, I would say, your one true calling, you know?
If I had a bookmobile and was a witch, this is my dream.
Can I tell you?
And-
There's nothing stopping you
... and a bonfire on the beach?
[laughs]
And potentially vengeance on my enemies? Come on.
I mean, that's really the icing on the cake.
Come on.
Okay.
In the Paddy Wagon bookmobile donation box-
Mm-hmm
... along with the grimoire that finds its way there, is a copy of a Stephen King book.
Yes.
They don't show the title.
It just says Stephen King, but it is a copy of The Shining, because I did look up which book it was.
So, um-
I mean, you impress me every day, Joanne.
[laughs]
[laughs]
Just truly incredible detective work.
I learned it from you.
That was some real Freeze-Frame Mahoney work, I thought.
So, you know.
But this is the thing.
Once we get into novel book spines-
[laughs]
...
I just simply don't have the point of reference.
Now, you show me a shelf of DVDs-
DVDs
... from True Detective Night Country-
And you're like, "Why are they watching Ferris Bueller over and over again? I have some questions."
I've sorted through some bins in my time.
[laughs] That's true.
That's true.
We got a couple emails of people asking, you know, you brought up the great Kitty Dippold Babadook tweet, um, which she was on the Scriptnotes podcast-
Yes
... and they asked her about it.
So shout out Craig Mazin and, and John Au- August doing the great, uh, journalism work.
But how much is that Babadook tweet present in your mind when you're watching something like episode four, watching Patricia-
Wow
... at a party?
I didn't even quite put it together in that way.
Yeah.
What's so great about the Babadook tweet is at some point in our lives we are all the Babadook, right? [laughs]
[laughs]
Like, we are all the Babadook in the wrong room, and so it's just Patricia's turn.
When have you been the most Babadook at a party, Rob?
Man, I gotta, I gotta really think about that one.
Okay.
It, it's not an overdressed/underdressed situation.
I think it's just you're bringing the wrong energy-
Mm-hmm
... to this setting.
Yeah.
Um, so there has to be a time.
I mean...
Here's a vision that I have of a, of a moment where Rob is the Babadook.
Please.
You go to, like, watch movies with some friends or something like that.
Mm-hmm.
Not, not like your friends that you have your Leonardo DiCaprio marathon with.
Right.
But like some other new friends or something like that.
Fringe friends.
Perspective friends.
Perspective friends.
They're not paying attention to the movie.
Oh.
Oh.And you're like-
Heartbreaking
... why are we chattering when a movie's on? That's my idea of-
It's very tough
... of you, you just like instantly get a t- a hat on your head 'cause you've Babadooked yourself, you know?
That was me trying to show some friends Wet Hot American Summer.
Yeah.
Maybe my favorite comedy of all time.
Yeah.
And like the pin drop silence in that room-
Yeah
...
I was like, "Oh, no."
Oh, no.
"I've really Babadooked it."
[laughs] Do you wanna get stories from our listeners when they Babadooked it?
Please.
Okay, presshstv@spotify.com if you've ever Babadooked it at a party.
[laughs]
[laughs] Not, not if, when you did.
When.
We've all done it.
We know you have.
We've all done it.
We've all done it.
Okay.
Gillian wrote in with a question that, um, that was sort of like bopping around in my head-
Mm
The actors playing his parents are white.
Um, in Presumed Innocent, the show that we saw him in previously on Apple-
Mm-hmm
... uh, he was the child of Ruth Negga and Jake Gyllenhaal.
Yeah.
So, like a biracial kid with, you know-
The sibling of Chase Infinity.
The ch- sibling of Chase Infinity.
So like, he's here playing the son of two very white people.
Aggressively.
Um, is, is there something...
You know, like, I don't think you get whiter than Welsh-
[laughs]
... and I say that as a person of Welsh extraction.
[laughs]
Honestly, very true.
Um, so you know, Gillian was sort of cooking some theories around this.
I don't think it's necessarily the right track to go down.
But it did, it did, like, sort of raise a question mark in my, in my mind.
And perhaps, you know, the show is just sort of like, "We don't care."
Yeah.
You know.
Well, it, it's certainly a thing-
Mm-hmm
... to flag.
I think the greater mystery around his birth-
Yeah
...
the incredibly weird circumstances surrounding it-
Right
... that's up for grabs, and we're gonna be talking about it for p- potentially weeks to come.
But I do wanna...
And I don't get credit for this, 'cause I didn't say it into a microphone, but I do wanna say I did text Rob when we were floating back and forth some inspos for this.
Yeah.
I said, "It's John Carpenter's The Fog meets Stephen King's The Mist."
[laughs] You did.
That was a joke I made.
But I didn't say it into a microphone, so it doesn't count.
But yeah.
Also, it wasn't a joke.
It's just what the show is.
It is.
[laughs] It is.
But yeah, John Carpenter's The Fog is, uh, is very much top of mind here.
Um, and then Sophie also wrote in, Sophie is a real, uh, horror movie es- expert-
Mm-hmm
... wrote in to say, "As an aside of my favorite with throwaway reference to a horror movie is our girl Patricia's reference to The Boogeyman." One of the things that people in the town of Haddonfield call Michael Myers, so like we were sort of already noting this, this Halloween reference.
Yep.
But she says, when Patricia talked about The Boogeyman, she says she refers to her experiences as, quote, "the night he came," which is almost the exact tagline of the movie Halloween, which is "The night he came home"-
Right
... uh, is the tagline for Halloween.
So that's f- that's, I- totally went over my head.
Great get.
Great, great shout.
Great shout.
John wrote in to ask us the larger question of how long should a show run.
I think that's just something I wanna continue thinking about-
Yeah
... as we go through this season.
You and I were asking this question after the first three episodes of, like, how many seasons of Widow's Bay do we want? There's a part of me that wants it to run forever.
Yes.
But then there's another part of me of, like, if it's, you know, if there's mysteries to be solved on an island, Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof can tell you there's a limit to that-
There is
... of how many mysteries you can have on a haunted island.
But also mult- multiple seasons.
Of 22 episodes-
Right
... to be honest with you.
Um, and then if we're doing, if we're sort of riffing on horror movie tropes, how many of those do we have to go through?
Yeah.
There's a ton of horror movies, but in terms of, like, those tropes, how many of those exist, you know? Do-
It's true
... do we move away from sort of the, like, trope of the week idea as it goes forward? Or you know.
These are questions for Kitty Dippold and her writers, but-
Truly
... you know, a question for us is what's too much of a good thing-
I know
... or something like that, you know?
I think these days we're inundated with so much of anything that is even remotely good-
Yeah
... that I'm already a finality oriented person-
Yes
...
despite the fact that we cover TV for a living.
Uh, so the deftness which which, with which this show is dealing with its characters feels so tight and controlled, and it feels like they just have their finger on the pulse of it-
Yeah
...
this exact story.
I'm a little scared once we get past the confines of this individual season and story into what a season two could be.
But also, like, if you've earned that trust, you've earned that trust.
And like, you know, we don't, we don't know if there's going to be, say, like a Dale episode or a Rosemary episode-
Right
...
this season, but I could see that being something we do in a season two, you know?
We can only hope and pray there's a Rosemary episode.
I, I'm pulling for my guy Dale.
[laughs]
I love him so much.
All right.
Uh, we-
Check, check.
One, two.
One, two.
One, two, three.
Check, check.
[laughs]
It's a surprising complicated system.
[laughs]
The-
He doesn't have Spotify Premium.
The way after Patricia scolds him-
Can we get-
... and then he starts whispering it-
Yeah
... into the microphone.
Come on.
It is literally the least we could do.
I think so.
Let's call The Suite-
[laughs]
... to get him on the case.
We mentioned, uh, Weird New Jersey in our-
Mm-hmm
... previous episode.
Our listener Beth wrote in to say, "In high school, we drove our car to a legendary spot in North New Jersey, uh, where if you put your car in neutral, it goes slowly in reverse on its own like you're being, quote, 'pulled by a ghost.' It really works and is freaky.
The legend's that a family of farmers were killed in a car crash and they haunt the area." I have to presume, though, Beth did not, uh, note this, that you're not on any kind of incline.
Right.
And that the premise, the, the idea is you're, you're presumably parked flat, and all of a sudden if your car's in neutral, it will be pulled slowly backwards.
Could not be me.
I will not be doing that.
No.
Um, would you do that?
I think that's totally fine.
That's-
I'm not going into the Boogeyman house.
[laughs]
But a, a spooky magnetism.
What if an off, what if an off-island girl would be impressed by you doing so?
[laughs] You-
Something to think about
... you know, it could be negotiated.
But so are you out on anything even remotely spooky, like the Winchester Mystery House?
I've been to Winchester Mystery House multiple times.
Yeah.
What is your mileage as far as that experience goes?
When I was little, it scared the shit out of me.
And then do you remember that they made a movie about it, The Winchester-
I actually didn't know that.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, with, uh, Helen Mirren-
Okay
... and Jason Clarke.
Wow.
Um, they did the junket at the Winchester Mystery House.
I went.Uh, and the only thing that could get me back to the Winchester Mystery House after being scared shitless about it as a child was the prospect of interviewing Helen Mirren, which I did inside the Winchester Mystery House, so.
It's really the only place to interview a dame.
Yeah.
Uh, my hair was purple at the time-
[scoffs]
... and she said she liked my hair.
I don't think she did.
I don't think she did.
You don't think she-
I think she was just like-
It was just a thing you say?
I think she was shocked and alarmed by it, and she said, "I like your hair," in a way that I think-
Oh, no
... she did not like my hair.
That's okay.
Dame Helen Mirren.
I'm gonna choose to take her at her word.
Okay, great.
Believe a dame when she says something.
[laughs]
Our listener Lily wrote in, um, "I didn't mention this, but I did notice, as a fellow Buffy fan," Lily said, "I couldn't not point out that the actress who plays Jerry also played Pat, Joyce's empanada-baking friend from book club in Dead Man's Party."
Yeah.
A true icon.
Pat, a legend in this very patchy [laughs] season two episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
What are you saying? By patchy, you mean unimpeachable.
Haunted exotic mask is, is not my favorite-
Mm
... trope that Buffy has ever used.
I got bad news for you about Buffy in general.
[laughs]
It's just not, not the last time that will be explored.
And then all the more exciting with the Buffy connection, the fact that Jerry is now, like, one of the Scoobies.
She and Rick have a, a history.
They really do.
I'm excited to see it.
And she is a, like, Smithsonian-level-
She put the gloves on
... conservator.
She put the gloves on, and she's a math teacher, I guess.
So she does-
You really can do it all.
You can.
On this island-
You have to do it all
... you have to do it all.
All right, last question from our listener Singer: Are we shipping Patricia and Tom?
I'm not.
Patricia did have a slightly weird energy when she's like, "Oh, you picked up a woman? Oh, interesting."
Yes.
And part of that was the sort of, like, really funny, like, age stuff.
Right.
But was there some energy from Patricia about that?
I think there definitely could be.
Yeah.
I, I appreciate their bond nonetheless.
Follow-up question: They're leashed to each other inside of this episode.
[laughs]
[laughs] There's a lot happening.
I love how over Tom's, like, drug trip shit she, Patricia constant- like, anytime we check back in with her, she's like, "Yes, Tom, very good."
"Use your crayons."
"Use your crayons, Tom." [laughs] I'm kind of into it.
I, I'm, I'm gonna keep my eye out.
I'm not not into it, but I will say the warmth regardless of when they find Patricia at the end of four and just, like-
And they're like, "Come join us"
... we, w- like, "We're gonna need you."
"We need you."
You know? It's a powerful thing to be needed.
I got very emotional about that.
One of our listeners wrote in s- saying they wanted my Blair Witch story, so I'll just say it-
Mm-hmm
... into a microphone, which is that when The Blair Witch Project came out, a friend of mine, still my friend to this day, uh, invited me over to his house, made pesto burgers, like, on the grill.
Mm-hmm.
And then I had a SoBe, which was a white flavor, which is pina colada.
And then we went to go watch-
Mm-hmm
...
The Blair Witch Project, and I got tremendously ill.
Yeah.
And in the Chili's afterwards, I vomited in, in the bathroom, so.
Wait, so you also went to Chili's?
[laughs] That was not my, that was not...
I wanted to go home.
Oh, got you.
'Cause I was ill.
But-
My friends who I were with were like, "Let's go hang out at Chili's."
Yes.
And I was like...
And then I went into the bathroom and threw up, and I came out.
I was like, "I just threw up in the bathroom." They're like, "Okay, well, we ordered you a shake." I was like, "Cool story.
I'm going home." [laughs]
[laughs] I w- I will not be drinking that delicious chocolate shake.
And for the record, that was not judgment.
This is a pro-Chili's podcast.
[laughs] Of course.
But you listed four great tastes that do not taste great together: The Blair Witch, a pina colada-
Pesto-
...
SoBe, a pi- a pesto burger-
I-
... and potentially a Chili's milkshake.
No.
I have not had a pesto burger since.
I don't think I've ever had a-
I don't even know if it's a thing.
It's not a thing.
I w- I've not had it since.
A white So- I don't think I've had a SoBe since.
That ended my-
Bro
... relationship with SoBes.
I don't think a lot of the w- I don't think a lot of, like, the living world has had a SoBe since.
I don't think SoBes made it out of the '90s, and that's okay.
No.
Um, and I am fearful of shaky cam, uh, horror movies ever since.
Yes.
But anyway, that's my Blair Witch.
And then we ran into a guy we went to middle school with in the lobby, and he told us he saw a dead guy under a bridge once.
That's a story that, that's my Blair Witch story.
What a day for you.
It was a day.
It was a real day.
So do you think it was the shaky cam-
Oh
... specifically that kind of upset your system?
Oh, absolutely.
It wasn't the horror.
It was just like-
Well, I was thinking it was just the pesto burger and SoBe combo.
Well, perhaps if I had gone in without that unholy combination-
Right
...
in me, I would've b- uh, had a better time.
So if you would've eaten the same thing but gone to see Must Love Dogs-
[laughs]
...
it would've been fine.
Well, that, that's ill-inducing of its own, in its own right.
Could be.
You know what I mean? I think if I were ever to see a shaky cam thing again-
Mm-hmm
... and, and I've made it my mission not to-
Mm-hmm
...
I would go in with a completely empty stomach.
It would be, like, water and saltines for that day.
Treat it like a boat trip.
[laughs]
That's how I think you should treat [laughs] The Blair Witch Project.
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Let's get into episode four, Beach Reads.
Can I talk to you about teeth and witchcraft and mythology?
I would be disappointed if you didn't.
[laughs] Teeth have been an ongoing thing-
A runner
... right?
Yeah.
Uh, there were teeth mysteriously on the island when, when the original settlers got there.
We had the tooth game in the, in the hotel episode.
Mm-hmm.
Teeth are...
Listen, I'm not a witch, though I wish I was.
In witchcraft in general, y- one can use fingernail clippings, hair, whatever-
Right
... to sort of, like, do a spell to control-
Yes
... someone.So teeth is, is one of the, like, sort of key iconic things that you can use to control someone
Does seem harder to get than the other things.
Well, that's what the pliers are for in, in the teeth game-
Aren't they just?
-box.
Okay.
And then in terms of mythology, and I often am.
[laughs]
Or Cadmus.
Yeah.
In, in, in sort of Greek mythology, there's the story of sowing dragon teeth in a field.
Do you, do you ever learn this story?
No.
Okay, so Jason, of Jason and the Argonauts fame, was given dragon teeth and told to sow them into the ground, and if he did, uh, extremely strong and powerful warriors would, uh, pop up out of the ground.
Every, for every tooth you planted-
Yeah
... a, a powerful war- warrior would pop up.
One-to-one tooth to warrior.
Exactly.
As you would expect and hope.
Um, they're scary, they're violent.
In both the Cadmus story and the Jason story, the solution to not get killed by them-
Mm
... is to throw a rock in the middle of them, and they each think that someone else threw the rock in the first place-
[laughs]
... and then they all kill each other.
Wow.
Um, and so then-
So these guys are dumb
... uh, they're dumb and they're strong.
[laughs] So the, the, the phrase to sow dragon's teeth means to do something that has, that will cause a, a fight-
Yes
... right? Uh, in the first place.
Mm.
Does any of that have anything to do with this show? I don't know, but I thought while we're talking about witches, I might as well talk about mythology.
We got witches, we got teeth.
There could be powerful but dumb warriors in episodes to come.
One can only hope, you know? It's July 1st.
That's what we know from the invite, the evite that Patricia sent out.
Obsessively refreshing.
Sad.
Really tough.
Really tough to watch, honestly.
Yeah.
July 1st, and then it's one day later in episode five, so it's July s- so I guess they're doing July 2nd fireworks?
Yeah, I guess it depends on maybe how, maybe it's like a weekend thing.
Uh, sure, yeah.
It's, it's the Friday or the Saturday, and the fourth is on a Monday, and who wants to do fireworks on a Monday?
Yeah.
I guess.
Or maybe they plan to do it-
I guess, do-
... all, all weekend
... do we have any confirmation that it's not a few days later?
We do because unfortunately I was hoping it was the fourth, but Bashir said to Patricia there are some people who woke up in the ocean last night and they have some questions.
That's right.
So yeah, it's the second.
Maybe that's just recreational-
Yeah, sure [laughs]
... you know? And they're blaming Patricia yet again.
Sure.
So yeah.
I mean, you spike the punch one time-
Just one time
... you let your, all of your friends and t- like, neighbors get overrun by the Necronomicon one time-
[laughs]
... and this is what happens.
I do have some questions for, like, how this spell works because obviously Rosemary sees right through it, you know, the whole time.
Well, she was getting the ingredients.
[laughs]
But when you get the, when, when we get the reveal, honestly one of the best reveals that has ever happened in all of television-
Exquisite
...
even though you know that, like, something's going wrong-
Of course
... and a spell is being cast and all this sort of, the, the visual reveal, the d- Kevin Carroll as Bashir's delivery of the-
What the fuck are you doing? [laughs]
It's so good.
So outstanding.
But when she goes out into the, into the bar and sees sort of the wreckage of the party-
Yeah
... and there's, like, little cups turned over with, like, a little bit of fur and scalp in them-
Yeah
...
I'm just sort of like... 'Cause I, I was like, "Oh, okay.
As soon as they drink the punch-
Yes
...
the spell is cast." But presumably it's cast before that because presumably you would not drink the punch if you saw a bit of a woodland critter floating in it in the first place, right?
Well, this is where I think, you know, the little, uh, centerpieces on the tables-
Oh, yeah, yeah
... or something like that could come into play.
You're right.
Right? There is a general, uh, bewitching that has already-
Yes
... happened before they ever drink the punch, for sure.
Anya's playlist.
Who knows?
Right.
Who knows what spell we're casting here?
This Is How We Do It ad supported?
Yeah.
That's a bewitching song.
This is not a bottle episode.
I'm seeing this phrase tossed around on the internet.
Not a bottle episode.
Not what that means.
What is a bottle episode?
I mean, it has to be one location primarily.
Exactly.
I guess every episode of Widow's Bay is kind of a bottle episode in the sense that they're on the island.
I think if everything took place in the bar-
Yes, that would be a bottle episode
...
it could be a bottle episode.
But I mean, the ep- like, first of all, this connect- like, this is Patricia's larger story.
Mm-hmm.
You know, there are reper- like, repercussions for it in episode five.
Yeah.
Like, Bashir is still, like, this is an ongoing investigation into what happened here.
And the episode ends with, like, the death of another char- you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, this is...
It's a Patricia-focused episode.
Yes.
But it's not a bottle episode.
And I don't think it's, like, a side quest in any way.
Mm-hmm.
I think this is just all the larger woven tapestry of the island and its history.
Right.
No.
I would say the best bottle episodes, yes, are a self-contained adventure-
Yeah
...
but have, like, good character repercussions that transcend, but not necessarily plot repercussions.
Right.
And as you said, there are way too many very important things happening.
Right.
And the fact that this episode is an undercurrent where it's basically us checking in with what Patricia has been doing while the other part-
Right
... of the story has been going on, distinctly not a bottle.
That also makes me really excited about episode five to see sort of, like, what exactly Patr- Patricia and Wick were up to while Tom was, [laughs] um, indisposed.
Yeah.
Uh, a- as it were.
Die in a fire, Chris.
Uh, she almost did, but die in a fire.
Mm.
Chris sucks, right? Chris is the main mean girl.
Yes.
At the same time, I did appreciate in the bar this sort of humanizing moment of, like, she's like, "All of my friends died."
Yeah.
So, like, she's a mean girl.
She's, like, horrible-
Yes
... to Patricia in, in an outsized, like, bully kind of way in a, "Aren't we all adults here? Why are we still acting like we're 16?"
Right.
But we introduce...
And again, inside of, like, a 30-minute episode, we introduce some dimensionality to this character, this Chris character-
Yeah
... at the same time.
And to the social dynamics of the island as a whole.
Right.
Right? Just this idea that it's not that it's this group of women is so cliquey that no one can break in.
Like, we see this woman who just moved to town, and she's, like, just kind of ushered in and a part of the group now.
Heartbreaking.
Yeah.
It is so much about this history and about the idea that...
I mean, that part of Chris is totally understandable.
If you were surrounded by that kind of tragedy, especially at a young age, the idea that somebody would be, like, trying to benefit from it for attention of all things would be so distasteful and so enraging-
Sure
... that you would...
I mean, I think it'd be hard not to carry that with you for a really long time.
But she does that and then is just, like, making constant mean comments about Patricia.
Yeah.
I think all of the ways this episode kind of-Very subtly seeds how much on the outside looking in Patricia is with basically everybody in this group.
Even something as simple as, like, "Can you take the photo of me and all my friends? We're all drinking white, but you can totally open that red." Like, it's just-
Please don't open that cabinet.
Yeah.
And I'm like-
Of course not
...
the cabinet full of wine glasses? What the fuck are you talking about?
God forbid.
Yeah.
But yeah, there's just so many ways in which we're told and shown that Patricia's not welcome here, doesn't feel like she's of this group even though she potentially could have been once upon a time.
We also, we called out Cato Flynn as, like, an incredible performer in the first three episodes, but just, like, her body language throughout all of...
Like, when she shows up with the wine in the first place to the party, and she's just, like, immediately-
Yeah
... awkward and out of place, and, um, and then just everything thereafter.
Her dancing, incredible.
Oh.
Oh, so good.
And then I just wanted to shout out sort of, like, the connective tissue between the episodes because as much as these feel like, you know, the hotel episode, the Sea Hag episode, et cetera, The Bachelorette party is here.
Yeah.
Uh, if you go back to episode three when Tom is asking about Patricia, and Dale says, "She's pretty caught up in her cocktail hour," right? Like, that's a fun line on rewatch.
Or watching Patricia leave the voicemail that we heard Tom-
Yes
... listen to in episode three.
You know, it's just, like, all sort of woven together in a really, really nice way.
Pour One Out for the Hussies.
Toby Huss's character is dead.
I know.
And that makes me really sad.
It's too soon.
Way too soon.
I wanna come back to him a little bit in the categories too.
Okay.
Anything else you wanna say? Influences here, Carrie, Blair Witch Project, Yellowjackets for sure.
Of course.
True Detective season one, Wickerman, Green Man legends, et cetera, et cetera.
Anything else that you want to call out?
I mean, I just, all of the witch stuff is so fun, and specifically the idea of, like, the punch as potion-
Yeah
...
the toast as incantation.
Like-
Right
...
it just seeded so well.
But also toast as in you're gonna, like, roast these, like, light them on fire?
Yes.
Yeah.
Again, like, as a laugh per minute exercise.
Yes.
It's a little delayed because everything that's happening with Patricia is so intense.
Yeah.
But then once the reveal comes, and you see exactly what's been happening in the kitchen, which l- if we just wanna break it down, I mean, there are multiple blackbirds on that cutting board.
[laughs]
Actually, rewind before that.
The way that Patricia is cutting what we're shown as strawberries-
Uh-huh
... is already quite upsetting.
Uh-huh.
Uh, then it's revealed to be a blackbird, at least one.
I think there's, like, multiple carcasses there.
Squirrels and other woodland creatures.
There's some kind of white furry creature.
Yeah.
Oh, this is what you freeze framed on, not the Stephen King title, but like-
No. [laughs]
[laughs] The animal corpses.
I need to see the corpses.
I need to see what's going on.
It looks like there's maybe even, like, a nest of little blackbirds involved, also a mortar and pestle of just, like, bones and spooky roots of a kind that I'm, I'm not into, but it's, it's part of the craft.
I have a question for Chef Rob.
Do you have a mortar and pestle?
Of course I do.
And what do you, what's your favorite thing to use it for?
Well, here's the thing.
Are you a garlic, uh, masher person?
Economically, it just takes a lot of time.
It does.
So this is the, this is the problem.
Mortar and pestle is the ideal way to make pesto, for example, for a pesto burger-
Yeah
... that will make you very sick.
It's just so time intensive.
It's like why would I not food process this?
Sure.
So-
You have it as it's decorative.
It's decorative.
It's...
I, I would say, like, it's good for guac in particular.
It is very good for guac.
That I think is the best actual practical application for mortar and pestle.
And-
Or, or crushing spices.
Uh, yeah, or witch stuff.
How many bones have been in your mortar and pestle?
Zero.
Zero?
So far.
[laughs]
Um, we see the, the, the corpses that you have, uh, cataloged and quantified.
There's also, like, a, I don't know what you call it, like, a deli sort of, like, buzzsaw situation.
What is that?
Oh, yeah.
You know what I mean?
It looked like a meat slicer.
A meat slicer.
Yeah.
Like, but the serrated edges was just, like, dripping with blood, so what, what did we, what did we slice?
Well, again, how are you supposed to get through that bone with just, like, a, a-
Really tough
... dulled kitchen knife from the Salty Whale?
She's just, like, chopping like this.
Don't chop, don't chop your strawberries that way.
No.
Don't do it.
All right, anything else you wanna say about episode four before we get to five?
I just fucking loved it.
It was so good.
And I, I will, you know, to revisit the part about Patricia's story, I don't know how to make heads or tails of that just yet as far as what's true or what's not.
I almost don't exactly care or think that we need to know.
It's like the idea that she believes it's true and other people don't is enough tension for me.
You think we're...
But okay, yes.
Whether or not she's telling the truth, I could see that being not revealed, but we're definitely getting a Boogeyman episode, don't you think?
There's a lot of Boogeyman references.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, we visited the house.
Yeah, we saw the house.
I was just looking at the episode titles for the rest of the season.
Mm.
I don't have anything that...
Like, Your Baggage, Emergency Shelter, We Hope You Enjoyed Your Time.
Emergency Shelter certainly sounds like maybe the cement chair door situation underneath what co- Well, it's underneath the Salty Whale.
We know that.
Yeah.
So it's not underneath the Boogeyman house.
But I was gonna ask, do you think there's any bit of truth to the story among the teens about, like, this Boogeyman guy couldn't even be killed? They had to, like, put him into some kind of cement prison/grave.
Some real Michael Myers shit right there.
Yeah.
Um, Boogeyman, we await your arrival with, with great glee.
[laughs] All right, so What to Expect on Your Trip, episode five.
We've already talked about sort of this, like, Tom not in control thing, um, Evan saying, "One of these days I'm gonna leave, and I'm never, ever coming back."
Yeah.
And that, of course, is Tom's number one fear-
Yes
... which is that Evan leaves and dies, never, ever comes back, not just leaves but, like, his life is over, right?
Well, and I mean, as we're kind of teased here with everything that happened to his wife or suggested it, like, maybe there's things that are worse than death involved too.
Hmm.
Oh.
Maybe, maybe death is just one of the outcomes potentially.
Never, ever coming back, like, mentally.
Yeah.
Abrupt subject change.
[laughs] Inspiration.
So something that I posited to you mere minutes before we started recording is, like, should we check in on some other classic drug trip episodes of television?
Yeah.
I had some time to prepare for this.
You had mere minutes.
What did you come up with that you wanted to talk about?
I mean, as I made the list, I was like, "I love all of these episodes."
I know.
It's a great trove.
It's a great one.
The first one that came to mind for me was Six Feet Under, uh, where Ruth takes LSD, and specifically it's another, like, tightly wound-
Yeah
... you would never expect this person to let their guard down matriarch in that story.
Yeah.
Uh, absolutely tripping balls.
Wonderful.
Uh, BoJack Horseman might be the saddest trip episode that I've ever seen.
Mad Men, I mean, Roger Sterling tripping out.
Again, heavily, heavy mirror involvement going on there in a way that I appreciate.
But maybe the singular one from my experience is there's a whole episode of Cowboy Bebop-
[laughs]
...
in which the entire cast eats mushrooms, including Ein the corgi-
Yeah
... and are just off on their respective journeys-
Yeah
... over the course of the episode.Unbelievable TV
On the ma- on the animated front, uh, the Cactus Juice episode of Avatar-
Yes
...
The Last Airbender, incredibly good.
Uh, it'll quench you.
Nothing's quencher.
[laughs]
So Roger's LSD trip on Mad Men-
Mm
... is, is a really good shot.
That's season five, episode six, Far Away Places.
But season six, episode eight of Mad Men-
Mm-hmm
... is the crash when they all take speed in the office.
Oh, yeah.
And I re-watched it, and I ac- I actually think of all sort of the drug trip episodes that I checked in on this morning briefly, that one seemed to me to be the closest.
Don Dra- like Matthew Rhys' acting and Don Draper's acting is, like, very similar.
Yeah.
Uh, the auditory hallucinations, the, like, sounds of, like, laughter and gibbering and, like, stuff like that is there.
Uh, it's a great episode.
Kenny Crossgrove, like, tap dancing on a broken foot.
Yeah.
Like, you know, what could be better? But, like, yeah, the amphetamine episode-
[laughs]
... of Mad Men is a real one.
Mm-hmm.
And, and they, like, lock themselves in the bathroom, and they're just, like...
It's very, very funny.
Uh, Freaks and Geeks of course has a great-
Yes
... uh, Lindsay Gets High episode.
Would you count the Watchmen nostalgia episode? I don't know if I would-
Mm
...
but I was thinking about it in terms of that sort of, like, surreal-
Yeah
... losing time, jumping through time.
It's a supernatural drug, but, like, you know.
Yeah.
I was gonna say, it's already kinda that sorta show.
Yeah.
Uh, again, with that, like, very subjective, very loopy orientation.
Like, I-
Yeah
...
it, it feels more of a piece with just the rest of Watchmen, to be honest with you.
That's true.
That's true.
Spaced, one of my favorite shows of all time.
I've actually never seen Spaced.
Oh, you'd really like it.
I mean, I'm very familiar with its reputation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, like, they're, they're watching Star Wars.
They're stoned out of their mind.
Mm-hmm.
And then Simon Pegg's character is, like, crying, and they're like, "What? What?" And he's like, "I just remembered I've got Jaffa cakes in my pocket."
[laughs]
Incredible stoned moment.
But the thing that I was thinking about the most, and this is because of its, like, the overlap of this show and its DNA with Parks and Recreation, is the flu episode of Parks and Rec.
Mm.
When Leslie is, like, trying to go about her day-
Yes
So I, I was thinking about Leslie Knope a lot, uh, in this episode.
Also on, like, the movie front, like, thinking about, like, something like Mandy, you know, like a horror movie-
Oh, yeah
... that is, is very, like, drug-focused.
Oh, I think, I think often about Mandy.
Yeah.
[laughs] Or, like, the Invariable Weight of Massive Talent, like the whole Nic Cage oeuvre.
Yes.
Why not? You know? It's all, it's all fair.
Whether he's literally or just kind of metaphorically taking drugs-
Yeah
... it's always happening at basically every point in time.
It's true.
What, did you have a favorite? My favorite sort of not just the cutting in and out of time, which I thought was so good.
Yes.
Um, but the way that the lights, like, went down and came up-
Oh, yeah
... on various sequences to sort of take you in and out of time I thought was so artistically, like, really interesting.
What did you, what did you like about this?
It's the kinda thing too where other, when other shows attempt to do these sorts of time jumps-
Mm-hmm
...
it can feel clunky in the edit.
Yeah.
And it, it really does take, like, a very particular kind of touch to make it feel organic, to make it feel germane to the story, to make it feel like, again, that you are in for an artistic process-
Yeah
... and not just like, "Hey, we're trying to do David Lynch," or whatever.
Right.
It's like this did feel so cohesive in a way that I think it's just, like, cinematically very impressive.
Yeah.
All of the buttons into, I don't know if you can button into a scene, but all of the, all of the lines into the scene, like stop yelling at me-
The unbuttoning
... yeah, the unbuttoning.
"Stop yelling at me, Tom," or like-
Yeah
... "Just give me a name," or, like, you know, whatever the case may be, I thought that was really, really good.
Chris Fleming is here.
Chris Fleming a, a c- are you a, a Chris Fleming fan?
I, I wasn't too familiar before this episode.
Yeah.
But I've gone a little down the rabbit hole.
Um, he's so fun here as Todd O'Connor.
Yes.
A shaman/drug dealer.
[laughs]
Um, I love that reveal when, when Patricia's like, "Todd O'Connor?"
Yeah.
[laughs]
And he's like, "Hey, Patty." [laughs]
[laughs]
Chris Fleming's really funny.
Uh, I, I think he's a great comedian.
Um, I don't think I've ever seen him act before.
Yeah.
And not that this was, like, check off or anything like that, but I thought he was, like, really good.
And it reminded me a lot, again, of Parks and Rec when you would, like, bring in people that I knew for, like, comedy-
Yes
... to do these, like, fun, quirky characters.
I really hope we see Todd again, you know, and his lizard.
Is that a lizard?
I think it was an iguana.
Iguana, yeah.
She has Wanderlust.
That, that, yeah.
She has Wanderlust.
[laughs]
She had Wanderlust, yeah.
In 50.
I thought he was so funny.
I thought he was really good.
Here's the thing.
He is very funny, and, like, in a vacuum I really like those scenes.
I would say of all the actors and characters we've seen so far, he felt the least of Widows Bay to me.
There was something about it that was like, and it's s- drawn and structured to be like this is a distinct hallucinogenic experience-
Yeah
... throughout this episode.
But something about his energy was just, like, a little different.
Not in an unwelcome way, but distinct from the other townspeople, maybe deliberately.
Followup question.
Have you met anyone who calls themself a shaman?
Not enough.
Yeah.
[laughs]
Other than you.
[laughs]
I've never once referred to myself as a shaman, nor would I.
But the-
If you're not a shaman on this podcast, literally what are you doing?
When I lived in Northern Cal- in the Bay Area-
It's true
... tech capital of the world where a bunch of white dudes walk around calling themselves shaman and in order to serve you ayahuasca.
[laughs]
Like, I've met so many-
Yeah
... white guys named Todd who are like, "I'm a shaman.
Come have an ayahuasca ceremony in my rec room."
Mm.
Like, it's, it's a peril of the North Bay, I should say.
I have not partaken, but I mean-
Nor have I
... speaking to our issues-
Lack of control
... of control.
I'm not doing ayahuasca.
No, no, no, but I would love to be somebody's spirit guide or, or just, you know, a, a hand to hold on their journey, you know?
Would you do a better job than Patricia?
I would hope f- I would hope and pray.
Just don't, uh, open the door.
[laughs]
Don't open the door.
[laughs] They, I mean, they just abandoned Tom so quickly at every opportunity.
But Patricia at least had the excuse of, like, she's, like, wanted for questioning.
You know what I mean? Like, she cannot say no to that.
Yes.
But, like, leaving him with Dale, presumably not telling Dale what's going on.
Dale has no idea, and he's very worried-
[laughs]
... for understandable reasons.
When he screams-
[laughs]
... it's really good.
Why, why can't Tom just go home? He's sick today.
You know, is that-
Right
... out of the-
Well, in theory-
...
the realm of possibility?
... that's why they-... put him in the car with Rosemary.
But again, I would not put him in a car with Rosemary
Oh, I don't think anyone put him in the car with Rosemary.
Really?
'Cause it takes, if I remember correctly, it takes place after, uh, not to step on our future segments, but my favorite bit of physical comedy from Matthew Rhys-
Yeah
... which is the slow way he slinks across the wall and then bolts out the front door.
But Patricia's still tethered to him.
Are they literally tethered at that point in time? [laughs]
Yeah, she, she gets jerked out after him.
[laughs]
But maybe he separated.
I don't know.
No, I think he jerks her out and she's like, "We're too busy.
Put him in a car with Rosemary and take him home." But, like, that's not what I would do with Tom-
See, I-
...
if I were in charge
...
I just assumed he popped up in the middle of the road and Rosemary's like, "Okay, here, here.
Let me, let me take you home."
I also wanna shout out Patricia before they go over to Todd O'Connor's, uh, shaman den.
Mm-hmm.
Um, and can I just say that his, I forget what he called it, the, like-
The peace center
...
the peace center.
It's fucking perfect.
Again, that's what, like, every rec room that a-
Yeah
... white guy named Todd who's like, "Come do Ayahuasca at my house," it, like, that's what it looks like.
A single lava lamp.
One magic item.
[laughs]
One magic item and a mattress with-
A bare mattress
...
some loose blankets and s- an iguana.
When Tom blows the phone call-
Mm-hmm
... to him and they have Patricia do it, and she essentially does the Han Solo, like, "We're all fine here.
How are you?"
[laughs] "We're in conversation anyway."
Yeah.
Really funny.
Really good.
Anything else you wanna shout out before we get to our categories?
Again, I really like this episode.
I think it just has the unfortunate placement of coming after four.
Yeah.
And so I love a trip episode, as we discussed in general.
I love what this means for Tom and kinda, like, the weird, creepy, dark places-
Yeah
... we explore as a result of it.
Um, and it's, I mean, it's certainly setting up a lot of-
Yeah, we're gonna get some more
... pretty dark roads-
Yeah
... we can go down over the rest-
Yeah
... of the season.
I thought the fight with Evan was really good.
Like, that's a-
Yeah
... real fight that they're having inside of this episode.
He's being, like, a real dick.
Evan?
Evan.
Just this is an age where you just have the hardest time seeing outside yourself in general, but he knows that, like...
He knows enough to say, like, "Hey, didn't your friend just die?" But also is being, like, a real asshole to his dad specifically.
That's the only line delivery from this actor that I'm like, I would've had him say it slightly more sympathetically.
Because him being, like, a real shit and being like, "Is this how the phones work?" Perfect and really funny.
Very funny.
But, like, "Wasn't he your friend?" Like, said-
It's fucked up
... with, like, a little bit of a grin was very weird.
That being said, you're trying to impress an off-island girl.
Yeah.
And I have some theories about these off-island girls-
Mm-hmm
... by the way.
But you're trying to impress an off-island girl, and your dad comes up and does the, this thing [laughs] all the way-
Maybe I spoke too soon about the physical comedy-
All, all
... 'cause that [laughs]
... all the way around the outside of the car.
Yeah.
Um, I would, I would say fuck you to my dad if, if I were, like, stewing in that mortification, you know?
If you knew he was grieving? If you knew his fr- his fr-
Yeah
... maybe his only friend just died?
Um, yes.
Okay, fair enough.
If I'm a teenager and I'm embarrassed, yes.
Eh, that's fair.
There's nothing stronger than burning shame.
A teen scorn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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It's true.
You know what I mean? All right.
Well, let's go to our categories, which will allow us to talk even a little bit more about these episodes before we head out of here.
Best bit of lore.
Got a lot of lore.
Again, these are, like, incredibly short, funny, dense episodes while... and we're getting lore downloads as we go.
Yeah.
What did we learn that you thought was most interesting?
I think it's gotta be Sarah Wescott Warren's creepy diary.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
And f- I mean, Jay-
The 1702 play?
Just, just [laughs] plugging it right back in.
Oh, yeah.
Torn page and all, incredible work.
I think we saw...
So the opening of episode five-
Yes
... is a grubby man in what looks to me in, like, period clothing in the woods scrabbling for...
That's not Toby Huss.
No.
Like, scrabbling for some mushrooms.
In the snow.
In the snow.
Don't eat the spooky mushrooms.
Or if you want LASIK for your third eye, eat the spooky mushrooms.
I don't know.
It doesn't seem worth it.
I wouldn't do it, but I would be interested in someone else doing it and maybe getting their eye back.
You know what? My third eye is already wide open.
It's not.
I'm good on the mushroom front.
[laughs]
Tom, you know it's not.
Going back through the footage, I think that's Hamish Linklater, who I-
Mm.
... who is in this season.
Yeah.
And, and based on portraiture, I believe is playing the founder, Richard Warren.
So, like, the next episode is called Our History.
I would not be surprised if it takes us into a flashback episode.
It certainly seems like it.
Yeah.
I mean, we already have, you know, the weird cylinder around his neck.
What do you, what do you think is in there?
I do know it's, it's heart beats in the cylinder my husband wears around his neck.
Mm.
And then when she's like, "But he's here, so JK, LOL, I'm going to bed."
[laughs]
Really funny.
Heart beats in the cylinder.
Are they gonna-
Yeah
... dig him up?
Well, that's, that's the implication from Wick, right?
That's what Wick wants to do, for sure.
It's like, let's just, let's just dig up this grave.
Let's get in that cylinder.
Let's see what's going on.
The idea of the true sight with the mushrooms.
Uh, I also wanna shout out in the spell book, once its, its true face is revealed-
Yeah
...
the sea hag is in there.
Oh.
So, like, I'm glad we broke the spell, uh, by burning the book, but also was there good information in that book that we could have used befo-
Oh, you wanna use it for good.
I mean, I'll...
It'll be fine.
[laughs]
Tom, I'm very responsible.
Not at all emotionally vulnerable to manipulation.
No. No.
I'll be fine.
The last segment of this podcast is you outlining what you like and don't like about yourself.
That's what we're coming back to.
It's one line for like, and it's 10 lines for don't like, and don't worry about it.
Anything else you wanna say on the lore front?
I think that's the biggest stuff for me is mostly what's going on with the diary and what it's positioning for us as far as, like, grave robbing goes.
Favorite city employee.
How is it not Patricia literally every week?
Yeah, but if it's not Patricia...
I think if it's not Patricia, it has to be Rosemary.
Tell me why it's Rosemary this week for you.
Uh, she wants to be supportive, but she has a few qualms
qualmsShe's a scratcher lady.
[laughs]
Like, nothing could be more true-
Yeah
... than Rosemary loves a scratcher.
I love that, like, Tom caused horrible damage inside the gas station.
Yeah.
He's banned for life.
She said something about driving the car again.
[laughs]
So the way in which the car is, like, at an angle and the door-
Yes
... is wide open and stuff like that seems like it was Tom-based, but she's still gonna get her scratcher time in, like, not to be deterred.
The money's not gonna win itself.
Exactly.
I'm gonna give it to Dale.
Shout out Dale for the DJ-ing.
Yes.
And then, I mean, spoiler alert for my, like, favorite spook or haunt or scare, fright.
Dale with the blacked-out eyes-
Oh my God
... and the mismatched, uh, audio.
And I think that Jeff Hiller has an incredible face, and I think he did something, like, super weird with his tongue to-
Yes
... make him look, like, especially horrifying.
It wasn't even mismatched audio.
It was like he wa- he was doing a weird tongue thing-
Yeah
...
but also just, like, not speaking at all.
Haunting.
Horrifying.
Horrifying.
But-
So I'm giving it to Dale between the DJ-ing-
Yes
... and that.
Those two characters, I think, just in terms of temperament and personality-
Yeah
... they've had very limited screen time over the course of this season, but when you think about who would be going along for the ride as Patricia is like, "Get me these dead crows-"
Yeah.
And also-
Rosemary
... "Here's 900 songs with which-
Yeah
... to DJ this party," it's like Dale is just, like, go along to get along enough-
Yeah
... to wanna partake in it, and Rosemary is just kind of, like, gruff and mildly annoyed enough that she would do it anyway.
But also she's, like, sea- she knows the sea hag lore.
Yeah.
Like, Rosemary knows a lot, is, like, locked Tom in that room.
It's true.
You know, she knows a lot.
She's-
Get in that crawl space
... she's seen a lot.
She, she cannot...
You cannot phase her.
No.
She's just seen too much, so if you put a, a headdress on with some antlers [laughs]
The headpiece reveal is-
So good
... fucking wonderful.
It's so good.
When you re-watch and she's like, "I'd consider it." Headpiece-
Yeah
... is, like, what she says to refer to the tiara, and it's just a-
Mm-hmm
... perfect word choice because, like, I was like, "Yeah, get that dumb fucking tiara off your head."
Well, especially when Chris and the mean girls are, like, mocking her about, like, "What does she have on her head?" It's like-
It's a tiara.
[laughs]
[laughs] Turns out it's not.
Well, it is of a kind.
Okay.
Just a little more antlered than you might expect.
Just a little more Yellowjacket antler queen stuff.
Okay, favorite obvious joke.
It's the Rhythm of the Night.
[laughs] So good.
I mean, the-
The way it comes back in on the-
It come on, it comes back for the credits.
Like-
Yeah
...
it is an incredible choice.
Yeah.
And honestly, like, does have a certain witchy power to it.
Yeah, it's a bop.
It's, it's an absolute bop.
Um, I don't know what, like, Corona and all of them were channeling when they wrote it and created it in the first place, but it has, it has a certain power.
It has a certain, like-
You think there were bone fragments in their mortar and pestle when they wrote that song?
I think the entire wave of, like, Euro house music that permeated-
Mm-hmm
...
the United States specifically in the '90s all feels mythical to me.
I think also, yeah, it's, like, got that chanting quality.
Yeah.
The same way that earlier he plays Let's Dance-
Right
... by David Bowie, right? So, like, um, you know, which is just, like, an invocation of a kind.
David Bowie could have been a witch.
I would support it.
Probably was.
Patricia, for me, Patricia circling her shoulders first in the drawing in the book.
Straight to the shoulders.
[laughs]
[laughs] It's like, what? Is that a posture...
I need to, like, you know, work on my posture.
Is that a posture comment? I don't know.
And then she just circles, like, nine other things, but it's just, like, starting with the shoulders is really funny to me.
I mean, we all have things we hate about ourselves.
Yeah.
Uh, but specifically people who have been so locked in on their shoulders.
Or I'll hear people be like, "Oh my God, I hate my calves." I'm like-
Yeah
...
I mean, no offense.
It's of- No, it's often because someone has said something to you-
Yeah
... once ever, and it's like-
It's probably Chris
... and, like, forever you're like, "My earlobes are larger [laughs] than other people's earlobes.
Oh, no." Okay, favorite throwaway joke.
This one's a real throwaway, but it made me laugh a lot, and it's when the janitor comes into City Hall [laughs] during Tom's trip and says, "Oh, somebody's got a full belly.
You had a lot to eat today," to the trash can.
So funny.
[laughs]
And doesn't apologize.
Just like-
No
... he's like, "Oh, are you okay?"
Oh, Tom's here.
Oh.
"I didn't know that, I didn't know you were here."
Yeah, really funny.
Really, really good.
This is less of, like, a throwaway joke and, I guess, more of, like, a delivery, but again, shout out Dale, shout out Jeff Hiller.
When Patricia asks how many RSVPs there are and he hands her a piece of paper and she's like, "There are zero.
You could have just said zero."
[laughs]
And he just says very faintly, "I didn't want to." [laughs]
[laughs]
"I didn't want to." [laughs]
People pleaser Dale doing his best even in a dark moment.
I have, like, 50 honorable mentions for this.
I also have a few.
Hit me.
Hit me with some.
I mean, it's, it's ridiculous.
I think the illustrations in the self-help book about the perfect party-
Yeah
... was all, like, the people having the time of their lives dressed in-
Yeah
...
in exquisite, like, cocktail attire.
Yeah.
And then there's a giant pile of cocaine on the table.
[laughs]
Well, you know.
It's, it's what facilitates these things.
The shoulders, of course.
The speed with which Patricia shoves her fingers straight down Tom's throat-
[laughs]
...
when he wants to purge the mushrooms, like, no hesitation whatsoever.
This is why you need a Patricia in your life.
Yeah, absolutely.
You need that person in your corner.
Absolutely.
What else do you have, Jo?
Lucy Fors is the name of the-
Yeah
... author of the book.
There's also Four Corners, like, a little illustration of the four corners on the front of the b- of the book when it's in self-help mode.
Even just out with the old, in with the you, I would love to see the whiteboard-
Yeah.
[laughs]
... of alternative self-help books-
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
... that they came up with.
In, uh, episode five when they're, when Tom checks in on the funeral-
Mm-hmm
... and you're just hearing this guy tell this anecdote-
Yeah.
[laughs]
... and afterwards someone says, "Just a reminder, it's not mandatory that you speak." [laughs]
It's not.
Um, similarly sort of off-camera, uh, when Patricia's trying to get people to stay at the party and she's like, "I'm sure the doctor has some fun, like, medical stories-"
Yes
... and he's like, "I'm off the clock." And then Ruth chimes in and she's like, "I have one.
It started in the foot." [laughs]
Started... [laughs]
"It started in the foot."
I also, I also wrote this down.
Ruth, again, is just batting 1,000.
Yeah.
[laughs]
Ev- every time she pops up, every time she's supposed to be like, "Yeah, I'm going home at 3:00.
I'm sorry."
Ruth, Rosemary, Dale, like, an i- iconic-
What a crew.
The only other one I had was, uh, when Patricia is crying in the kitchen and someone busts in and she turns it into a y- a fake yawn-
Yeah
... to try to hide her crying.
Yeah.
That's some, like, next level Babadooking, I think.
Is it?
Yeah, to cover your cry with a, with a yawn.
What should you, what should you cover it with? What's, like, what's the appropriate thing?
Well, she's right at the fridge.
I would just, like, whip the door of the fridge open-
Oh, for sure
... and, like, Mrs. Doubtfire my way through it, you know what I mean?
I'm just imagining her with the full antler regalia-
[laughs]
... attempting to do the cry yawn, and this woman's like, "What the hell is happening in here?"
Would you want it to get, like, a full sort of flash through the-I mean, like, thinking about-
It would've been funny
...
I guess the whole town is, uh, wired for video surveillance.
Interesting.
But, like, the reveal of Patricia sitting at that-
Yeah.
CCTV.
Yeah, yeah.
Sitting at the table reading the grimoire until, like, 4:00 in the morning or whatever.
Yeah.
But, like, to see the grimoire in her hands or to see the antlers, you know, like to, to rewatch the episode.
We should say, uh, just in case people are like, "You missed it," or we didn't, we didn't.
During the dance in the bar-
Mm
... there's like in the mirror-
Oh, yeah
... and then one shot of everyone standing there with their mouth open.
I just wanted to say it so people were like, "Did you miss this?" We did not miss that.
That scene happened.
What is it that's so fundamentally creepy about people with their open mouths?
Mouths.
[laughs]
You know? [laughs] It just, it's scary in a way I can't articulate, and I don't really know why.
It's like, to me, it goes back to, like, Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Mm-hmm.
That's like a Body Snatcher-
Yeah
... like the point in the, like, thing.
Oh, very The Faculty, too-
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
... where it's, like, all the tentacley things coming out.
Oh, Faculty.
Honestly, you're with us always.
Always.
Always.
All right, uh, favorite horror movie reference/Easter egg.
For this, it's sort of the subversion of our expectations around Reverend Bryce, where when he's introduced into the story specifically as Tom's friend, it's like I think one of two things is gonna happen.
Either he will be the one to give Wick and Tom and their crew the download on, like, either severely or maniacally-
Right
... what is happening on the island.
What's the bell.
Here's, here's the history.
Yeah.
Here's what I have discovered.
Or he will perform at least one exorcism.
Right.
But no.
He gets the chance to do none of those things.
Out of commission.
Out of commission.
Another terrifying visual of him having hung, hung himself or just be hung on the back of the door.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it just...
The idea that it makes you wonder, like, what could this man have possibly seen that would lead him to this end? Maybe even enough to wanna take some spooky mushrooms yourself just to find out.
Yeah, what did he see down that well?
I don't wanna know what he saw down the well.
I think it's gonna come back, Rob.
[laughs]
Yeah.
For me, I have nothing better than our listeners' suggestion of Patricia's wardrobe.
I think the-
Yeah
...
the Carrie Shelley Duvall sort of, like, uh, invocation there.
All right, best haunt, scare, spook, or fright.
I already said it was Dale with his blacked out eyes and unsynced voice, or not synced at all.
Yeah.
What, what do you have?
For me, it is whatever is happening with Lauren and that very brief visual we get of her after she's been brought in and seen by the doctor, uh-
Mm
... maybe still with child, maybe Evan's b- already been born.
But it's, like, her sitting on the bed mute and, like-
Vacant
... vacant and kinda possessed at the same time is just, like...
I think it-
Her head at just, like-
Oh
... a slight horror movie angle.
I was shocked to see that this actress, Meredith Casey, who I think is also a comedian-
Mm-hmm
... does not have an extensive acting history.
Mm-hmm.
Uh, 'cause she has, like, popped up again in, like, a post-hallucinogenic Dead Wife sort of way-
Yeah
... mostly to date.
But, like, this is a physical performance even in that split second that I think is just the creepiest image that the show has shown us so far.
Very tough.
Very impressive, very scary.
Uh, I'm terrified of everything that it portends.
We did ask for a listener suggestion for categories-
Mm
... and, uh, though I did not officially, like, add any, our listener Faith suggested creepiest blink and you'll miss it moment.
That's probably the, the reflections I would think, right?
The refle- I was thinking it was the reflections, but also in episode four when Patricia first brings the book home-
Mm-hmm
... she puts it on her bedside table, and she puts her mug of tea on top of it.
Yeah.
And then she goes to, like, do something and when she...
And it's just, like, all one shot.
And when she comes back into the frame, the mug of tea is no longer on top of the book in a sort of, like, read me kind of way.
Yeah.
The book is like, "Get this mug of tea off of me."
I am not a coaster.
I'm not a coaster.
Read me.
Yeah.
I thought that was a really cool moment.
I also like her reading the book at the, uh, picnic table and all the bikes colliding-
Yeah.
[laughs]
... around her.
The fights breaking out.
New England's best kept secret, a moment where you thought, "Huh, would it actually be nice to live here?"
Okay, so the circumstances were not ideal.
Yeah.
But the bonfire at the beach.
The bonfire was nice.
[laughs]
That could've been really nice.
I-
That could've been a really nice time.
I really agree.
Cocktails at Patricia's.
Yeah.
A nice little dance and hang, and then off to the beach for a bonfire.
That, that's a wonderful night.
I have a marketing note for Patricia.
Okay.
If you are not, through no fault of your own perhaps, the most popular person on the island-
Mm.
Don't put it on the invite
... don't say, "Cocktails with Patricia."
Yeah.
Just say, "Sunsett cocktails," like, you know, "Come have some drinks on us, the, the town."
Sure.
Free drinks.
Sure, it's animal blood, but, like, I wouldn't say cocktails with Patricia.
[laughs]
Yeah.
When Chris is like, "You mean the municipal event?" [laughs]
[laughs] Well, here's the thing, who are you fooling? Like, they know that she works at City Hall.
They know that she would be involved-
Could be drinks with Dale
... is, is...
I mean, with all due respect to Dale, is Dale any more popular than Patricia is?
Uh, yeah.
[laughs]
[laughs] Maybe so.
I definitely think he is.
Uh, the Reece piece, something about Matthew Reece that you wanna shout out here.
I mean-
Physical comedy
... yeah, episode five is ridiculous.
A ridiculous, uh, showcase for Matthew Reece.
Trying to make himself vomit when he can't, and he's just like, "Ugh," [laughs] is really funny.
Really incredible.
I mean, he's basically like Charlie Chaplin in this episode.
Yeah.
Like, uh, the physical comedy beats, like the, the wide-eyed, like-
Yeah
... wonder and terror at everything happening around him.
The absolutely possessed way that he lunges for his loafer-
[laughs]
... [laughs] in, in the convenience store as Amber is the Color of Your Energy plays.
Which comes back at the closing credits.
Amazing.
I love that Amber is the Color of Your Energy plays.
Yeah.
Yeah, the way he looks into the car, say goodnight to Little Miss was really funny.
His clapping during the meeting-
With the townspeople.
[laughs]
... was so str- I was, like, trying to analyze, like, why does this look so strange? He's just incredible.
He's a master.
The Root of the Matter, what is, uh, Steven Root doing this episode that you wanna-
I mean, Wick and Jere, a little history.
Kept me out too late.
I mean, they had something going on.
And maybe what's old is new again.
You know?
Maybe again.
I think, I think they could have.
I, especially if Jere's gonna be part of the gang and helping them investigate some spooky artifacts.
Honestly, I love seeing a version of Wick that is still kooky and driven and weird.
Yeah.
But him getting to be, like, spirit detective Wick.
Mm-hmm.
Different side of him that I really appreciated.
I will say Wick and Jere shot to the top of my ship...
Like, if Patricia and Tom are on the shipping list for me-
Yeah
... it's, uh, like Wick and Jere number one.
I mean, what, who else is on the list? Like...
Evan and the off-island girl who might be also the sea hag.
I don't know.
Like, these-
Is she the sea hag?
I don't know.
Who are these off-island girls?Who are they?
They're, they're just Off Island girls.
They could be, but like-
Not ...
Jo, not every girl is a hag.
I mean-
[laughs]
... something to aspire to.
So the shipping list, I mean, yeah, there's Tom and Patricia.
We addressed that.
That I think, I think a lot of people probably will be invested in that one.
Yeah.
Uh, Tom's face and the sea hag potentially returning.
[laughs]
Who's to say what those kids could get up to?
Tom and his dead ghost wife?
I mean, anything is possible-
Yeah
... on this island.
Absolutely.
She could, she could return in many terrifying forms.
Yeah, yeah.
And we're rooting for them.
We are.
[laughs]
We want those two crazy kids to work it out, right? Evan.
Here's what I'll say about Evan.
Yeah.
And, and you were right to call out the, like, wasn't he your friend? The press a button, what's the system delivery was, like, really funny about the phone.
Incredibly funny.
But when, when Tom says, "I see you calculating how much you can get away with"-
Mm-hmm
... which this actor had to convey with just a look, and he really did.
He does.
He really, really nailed it.
I just think he's fantastic.
I think he's so good.
His physical comedic performance has been great all season.
He also did the exact thing that I remember doing when I was a kid and went into my dad's office, which is I open every drawer and see what's in there.
Yeah, you rifle through.
Rifle through.
And we found in one of my dad's drawers, like, a couple of candy bars, and we're like, "He has a candy drawer in here."
Oh, you say we.
It's you and your brother?
Me and my brother-
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
...
both going through it simultaneously.
That's the kind of bit of family lore-
I w-
... you just never let down.
I went through everything-
It ... awesome
...
in my parents' closet.
Like, constantly.
How could you not?
Absolutely.
You just gotta see what's going on in there.
But we're omitting what is the clear Evan contribution of these episodes.
While I'm walking away-
Yes.
[laughs]
... can I just yell, "Fuck you, pig," for the girls? 'Cause here, Jo, on this podcast-
Yeah
... we always say, "Fuck you, pig," for the girls.
We really do.
We do.
Basher being like, "No, the fuck you cannot," [laughs] was really good.
Kevin Carroll's really good on this show.
All right, theory, my only theory is these Off Island girls.
I'm looking askance.
Really?
I mean-
A single girl shows up in the story-
[laughs]
... and it must be her fault.
Who are they? Must like it's their fault, but who are they?
It's true.
They don't seem to have parents.
They don't have any reason-
How long are they here?
... that they've explained for being there.
I mean, g- granted that-
Well, they're here for the holiday
... granted that it's only been two da- like, when I thought it was, like, a week-
Yeah
... you know what I mean? When I thought it was, like, the 1st and the 4th or something like that-
Yes
...
I'm like, how long are these girls here on this island?
Mm-hmm.
But if it's just been a couple days, like, okay.
I think it's only been a couple days, and we live in a world now where this is the new Martha's Vineyard.
It's-
People are just showing up.
If it was just-
They're luxuriating in the fireworks.
Yes.
If it was just old Widow's Bay-
Yeah
...
the Off Island girls are not showing up, but they're showing up here for the fireworks, and those fireworks are going to happen.
A- and they did.
And they did.
All right, anything else you want to say about Widow's Bay?
Just one more thing, Jo.
Yeah.
The sacred geometry of outlining your hand on a piece of paper.
A, a great recurring gag in episode five, and specifically I would say how seriously Patricia ponders the drawing in the first place really made it for me.
Well, also, and just the cut to the fact that Tom was doing the same thing.
Yes.
Right? Um, also, it, it made me think of you because, like, very recently you invoked hand turkey.
[laughs]
[laughs] I did.
Would you like to explain why?
Would you like to explain why?
I would.
I was wearing, you know, a warm colored orange shirt on this couch, was surrounded by these very tasteful pillows-
Mm-hmm
... that are here at Spotify Studios, and I was looking a little like a hand turkey with my plumage.
Yeah.
[laughs]
So, you know, it just, it's been in the ether over here.
Some- sometimes you're the Babadook, sometimes you're the hand turkey.
[laughs]
You know, these are the realities we live in.
Thank you to Mary Chief and Carpenter for s- supporting this episode.
All right.
Well, that is it for episodes four and five of Widow's Bay.
We'll be back with Friday Night Lights.
Yep.
And more Widow's Bay.
Mm-hmm.
He's in Texas.
And, uh-
And thank you to the many blackbirds who died to make this episode possible.
And thank you to the witches, and thank you to you, Rob Mahoney.
Thank you, Jo.
In that order.
Bye.
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