Kraft Singles
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Sep 16, 2026
AlexHOST
Yeah, cheese
TaylorHOST
... special little treat, a little Kraft Single.
AlexHOST
Yep.
TaylorHOST
Although I don't have any Kraft Singles in my house.
TaylorHOST
Don't worry.
TaylorHOST
This is like-
TaylorHOST
Mm-hmm.
TaylorHOST
Yep.
Alyssa MyersGUEST
Andy Reid is so popular.
Alyssa MyersGUEST
He's doing something right now with Kraft where it's, like, Kraft Singles, he's, like, handing out cheese.
Alyssa MyersGUEST
Hilarious.
Jenny NguyenHOST
Sure.
Sean CaseyHOST
He uses them as metaphors, promises them players, and serves his teams a literal cheeseburger snack the night before games throughout his coaching career.
Sean CaseyHOST
So Kraft Singles has chosen Andy Reid as its spokesperson for its football season.
Sean CaseyHOST
Makes a whole lot of sense, folks.
Maggie HunterCORRESPONDENT
Yeah.
Sean CaseyHOST
So, uh, you'll see him in-
Chuck WhitakerCORRESPONDENT
He's had a few.
Sean CaseyHOST
Yeah, he's had a few Kraft Singles in his lifetime.
Sean CaseyHOST
Although he's looked like he's slimmed down a little bit.
LarnzHOST
who else calls it plastic cheese, but
EmHOST
it's the Kraft Singles.
LarnzHOST
No.
LarnzHOST
It was the Kraft Singles, you know, and they had the plastic.
EmHOST
Oh, it was different cheese.
EmHOST
I don't know.
BreannaHOST
Frozen pizza?
LynetteHOST
Wonder Bread, Kraft Singles.
FrankHOST
And mayo?
BreannaHOST
Bologna?
Shia BunHOST
The what?
Rose DoodleHOST
... and go, "Ew, American cheese," and they're gonna think of fucking Kraft Singles.
Rose DoodleHOST
Kraft Singles are not American cheese.
Rose DoodleHOST
Kraft Singles are American cheese product, and they are just waxy, goopy dog shit, and they are only good for melting into other recipes, and that's it.
Rose DoodleHOST
And I don't like it other way.
BuffpupHOST
Could you, could you, like, repeat it for, like... 'Cause you keep saying it really...
BuffpupHOST
Land O'Lakes
Rose DoodleHOST
... white American cheese.
Tyler OakleyHOST
So anyways, ketchup slices.
Tyler OakleyHOST
I'm picturing, like, a Kraft Single.
Tyler OakleyHOST
Yes, and it looks like a red Kraft Single kind of, and it's from Hellmann's, which I know for mayo.
Tyler OakleyHOST
So, like, they're trying to get up in their ketchup gig, I guess.
Tyler OakleyHOST
But, like, um, it's, it's like a, a, kind of a square, it...
Jeff StanfieldHOST
These are things that Kraft and Heinz don't want you to know.
Jeff StanfieldHOST
Kraft singles.
Jeff StanfieldHOST
They can't legally be called cheese because it's a cheese product.
Jeff StanfieldHOST
Heinz ketchup, one tablespoon, has more sugar than a chocolate chip cookie.
Brady BogenHOST
It's unclear if the parents will be going back to their pre-marriage names.
Brady BogenHOST
All we know is that one company will be in North American grocery businesses with branches like Oscar Mayer, Maxwell House, Capri Sun, Kraft Singles, and Lunchables.
John HolmbergHOST
I didn't even know Kraft and Heinz were together.
Dick ToledoHOST
So Heinz is going out for a pack of smokes? Yeah, Heinz is pulling a Toledo
Erin HopkinsHOST
Totally.
Erin HopkinsHOST
I mentioned just casually yesterday that I'm obsessed with the fake cheese slices, like the Kraft singles.
Erin HopkinsHOST
And I had mentioned to Peter, I don't know why I was talking about this.
Erin HopkinsHOST
I was making like Mac smash burgers.
Erin HopkinsHOST
Like I remember these things.
Erin HopkinsHOST
I was obsessed.
Erin HopkinsHOST
So anyway, all to say I was deprived from Kraft singles as a child.
Erin HopkinsHOST
So now I can't get enough of them.
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