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🚨 LIVE TONIGHT — 10:15 PM EASTERN 🚨 🏈 TYPICAL SKEPTIC PODCAST #2748 🎙️ TOUCHDOWN TOMMY EDWARDS RETURNS! TARGETED INDIVIDUALS & MKULTRA What Technology Is Being Used? Fan favorite “Touchdown” Tommy Edwards returns for a late-night deep dive into one of the most controversial subjects we cover. Tommy is a former All-American college football standout who comes from an incredible football family — both Tommy and his father made their mark on the game and set records. But Tommy’s story goes far beyond football. Tommy identifies as a Targeted Individual and believes experiences throughout his life may connect to covert programs and black operations. His family history adds another layer: his grandmother worked for the government and held a level of security clearance that has left Tommy with major questions about what his family may have been connected to. TONIGHT WE GET INTO: ⚡ Targeted Individuals ⚡ What technologies are alleged to be used in targeting? ⚡ MKULTRA — history, testimony & recent hearings ⚡ Black programs and covert experimentation ⚡ Tommy’s personal experiences ⚡ His family’s government connections ⚡ Disclosure and hidden programs ⚡ Strange supernatural encounters ⚡ The bizarre shapeshifting figure Tommy captured on camera ⚡ PLUS: The wildfire burning inside the Nevada Test and Training Range near Area 51 This is going to be a wild late-night conversation. 📅 TONIGHT — JULY 26, 2026 ⏰ 10:15 PM EASTERN 🎙️ Typical Skeptic Podcast #2748 🏈 Guest: “Touchdown” Tommy Edwards WE GO DEEP — YOU DECIDE. ESTABLISHED 2019. #TypicalSkepticPodcast #TouchdownTommy #TargetedIndividuals #MKULTRA #Area51 #Disclosure #BlackProjects #UAP #UFO #Paranormal #Conspiracy #GovernmentSecrets #MindControl #HighStrangeness Ways to support the show and keep independent media alive: PayPal: www.paypal.me/typicalskepticmedia CashApp: $kalil1121 Venmo: @robert-kalil Buy Me a Coffee: www.buymeacoffee.com/typicalskeptic www.patreon.com/typicalskeptic - Join the Patreon Zelle: typicalskeptic1@gmail.com Typcial Skeptic Podcast Links and Affiliates: Audio Podcast on Spreaker: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/typical-skeptic-podcast--5897400 📲 Follow on Social Media: Instagram: kalilrobert x; robertkalil1121 facebook: robert.kalil.7 Much love, – Robert Kalil Typical Skeptic Podcast 🛸 YouTube – @TypicalSkepticPodcast\_2.0 🔻 Rumble – TypicalSkepticPodcast 📬 Substack –@typicalskepticpodcast 🎵 TikTok – @typicalskepticpodcast 📺 Odysee – @typicalskeptic:3 Merch Stores: https://my-store-d53dc3.creator-spring.com/ - Typical Skeptic Tee Spring GalactecFire.com/TSP - Collab with Sonia Galactec affiliates: \- Happy Hippo. Use code: SKEPTIC for 15% percent off https://happyhippo.com/r?id=00tjf5 \-Amentara - New affiliate - https://www.amentara.com/?aff=189 ( Formerly MN Nice) Use Code Skeptic \- Shamanitas.org use code 16skeptics at checkout for amanita muscaria alchemized sprays \-theMysticalSpiralStore.com use code TypicalSkeptic12 at checkout For the best crystals, crystal skulls, copper wire, herkimer diamonds, plus much more psychic readings, Ra Castaldo's store \- GoodBru Probiotic Drink - GoodBru.com/skeptic or use code skeptic at checkout Disclaimer: The views expressed by guests and those of the host might not neccisarily represent the views of the platform we are streaming on. This content is for educational, informational, and entertainment purposes only. Nothing discussed should be considered medical, legal, financial, or professional advice. Please do your own research and draw your own conclusions. Typical Skeptic Podcast™ — We Go Deep, You Decide™ 🔥👽🛸 Become a supporter of this podcast: [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/typical-skeptic-podcast--5897400/support](https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/typical-skeptic-podcast--5897400/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss).
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Okay.

Hey, hey guys.

Welcome back to another episode of the Typical Skeptic Podcast.

I'm really excited about my guest tonight.

I'll just let you guys know, I was supposed to have my good friend Nathan Sizek on tonight.

I hope he's okay, because I haven't heard from him.

I don't know.

Um, but uh, you know, I talked to Touchdown Tommy Edwards, and we did ...

You know, like, a lot of people are being targeted right now, and uh, Tommy's the best to talk to about this.

He knows kinda what's going on.

And uh, I'm gonna read ...

I wrote, "Fan favorite Touchdown Tommy Edwards returns for a late night deep dive into one of the most controversial subjects we cover.

Tommy is a former All-American c- college football standout who comes from an incredible football family.

Both Tommy and his father made their mark in the game and set records.

But Tommy's story goes far beyond football.

Tommy identifies as a targeted individual, and believes experiences through his life may connect to covert Black Ops programs.

His family history adds another layer.

His grandmother worked for the government and had l- a high level of security clearance.

That has Tommy ...

That, that has left Tommy with major questions about what his family may have been connected to." Tonight we might get into targeted individuals, MKUltra, Black Ops programs, Tommy's personal experiences.

And also, there was a, a big fire at Area 51, and uh, Jason Cotton kinda covered it.

Uh, the, you know, Missing Time 420 Jason, he did a video on it.

So, you know, I'll just touch on it, you know, and see if Tommy has any opinions on why there may be a fire at Area 51.

I c- I can't figure out why that would be.

But I'm, I'm sure there's a, a reason that they don't want us to know about.

And uh, also Tommy fights against CTE too.

He's, uh, you know, uh, against traumatic brain injuries, um, from, uh, contact sports like, uh, MMA and football.

Which, you know, I totally back him on that too because, you know, I've seen people lo- leave fighting and, and be left, b- bad forever, you know.

So, uh, with all that said, I'm gonna bring him to the stage now.

Uh, Tommy, thanks so much for coming back on, man.

How are you?

Man, I'm, I'm, I'm ...

Whoa, hey.

[laughing] Losing my balance here.

I'm okay, man.

Like, um, same as it ever was, you know.

It's, it's like a ...

What, what, we call it a ...

Goddammit, what happened?

What's that? [laughs] Oh, shit.

He cut out, guys.

I'll, uh, he'll, he'll be back.

So how's everybody doing tonight? We got a ...

I'd just like to say hi to the chat.

We got ...

Holy shit, there's a lot of ...

We got the activists in the chat.

Uh, Puck Elson here, Sacoa, um, uh, Chloe and, uh, Missing Time Jason.

And uh, yeah, did everybody hear about the, uh, while we're waiting for Tommy, did everybody hear about the, uh, fire at Area 51? You know, it's ...

Well, there has to be something behind that, you know.

Um, I, I have no clue, to be honest with you, you know.

I ...

H- hey, Willow, good to see you.

Janet, Paul, good to see you too.

Um, you know, so where did ...

Yeah, Tommy already had connection issues.

He'll be on here in a second, so, you know.

Oh, here he is.

Here we go.

I knew there was gonna be some fuckery, man, you know.

That was on me.

Oh, uh, I ...

Yeah, when I ...

Yeah, it, it doesn't matter, yeah.

But uh, um, so we, we were t- you, you, what were ...

You, you, we get ...

You got some good information about the targeting and stuff, right? Like, you know, you're-

Yeah.

Yeah, it's, uh, fucking proxy.

You know, but targeted individual, you know, we're, we are the, uh, we're the, the beta testers for the, uh, under the skin bio-digital surveillance state.

Um, this tech- technocracy.

Um, you know, torture, I think the new caste system

systemYeah.

You know, and there, there's, there's whistleblowers and, and, and dissidents get, get targeted, but, you know, also just people that are, that are isolated that are easy targets they can, they can pull data from and just use for research.

Yeah.

Uh, boys and fire rescue, that kind of thing.

Yeah, like, uh, military industrial complex, all that stuff.

It's like...

Can you hear me well?

Yeah, yeah.

There, there's, they're saying that it sounds windy there.

It, it sounds like-

Yeah

... there's, like, wind coming through your microphone or something.

I have AC, a fan on.

It is so hot.

It's getting hot in here.

I'm gonna, no.

I, I think I'll leave my clothes on, but, um, I don't know.

[laughs]

Have to, have people fall out, hit their heads and whatnot.

Yeah, yeah.

Um, there, did you see there was a fire at Area 51?

Yeah.

Um, I think it was, uh, I think it was, uh, it was started by some, uh, weather balloons.

Um, yeah, swamp gas.

Um, the, uh, the, the, the southern exposure there.

And, uh, it was to cover up the, uh, coverup of the coverup.

[laughs] That's hilarious, man.

Create some, some mystique around and, and kind of a glow up for, um, for the, uh, for a distraction for, um, for, you know, whatever stupid shit was going on in, in Washington right now that they're, that's actually going on.

You know, like we're, we're having, uh, the sec- just had the second MKUltra, um, hearings in Congress and, uh, you know, they had somebody from, like, um, the CDC who was there, and she's like, "I, I don't really understand why I'm here either." You know, it, it was, it was kind of a clown show for the most part.

They just rehashed the shit that had already, already been talked about in, in the '70s.

The majority of the program was, you know, was, was torched.

You know, the, uh, files were torched.

And the only reason that these, uh, emerged is, is due to incompetence.

They were, they were drawn.

That's why we didn't know anything about it.

They can't hear you, Tommy, for some reason.

I think this is your fan or something.

They can't, they can't hear you at all.

Like, sorry.

Sorry.

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Now, now we can hear you.

That, now we can hear you perfect.

That's, that's perfect.

I just, I, uh, or, like, if you go, or somehow if, if you...

Yeah, but I, I don't know.

Yeah, I was gonna say, like, if you go to a different area, but, like, you know, it was, you look like you're, like, what, that's, like, you're kinda your area to be.

Like, you know, like, you know, like, yeah, like, but, yeah, man, like, uh, the, the, I want, and I was, I think a lot of people were calling for, like, Cathy O'Brien to be at the hearings, and I would say, you know, I got an email, I, you know, from this lady, and I'm sure she doesn't mind me.

Um, they want To- people want Tommy there too, guys.

Let me read you guys this e- uh, this email.

I sent Tommy this, uh, from a woman.

Um, there's people involved, I mean, there's, there's people actually in Congress.

I mean, you know, I don't trust the government ever, guys, right? But, like, there are people that are trying to, uh, uh, you know, like, help targeted individuals, I guess.

Uh, let me read you this.

Uh, where, where was it? The, uh, the one that I sent you, Tommy.

The, let me see here, uh-

You did.

Oh, shit.

Oh, uh, let me find.

Of course they deleted it, but, uh, I wanted to read that because, uh, it says the people that are involved.

It says, uh, oh yeah, here it is.

So this woman emailed me, and she says, "Hi Rob, I was wondering if you can forward this message to Tommy Edwards." She says, "I'm a target individual.

Also, he has it very spot on, the parameters of the program.

Thank you very much for interviewing him.

It has been reported that on TI support calls, that after the MKUltra hearings, Representative Lauren Boebert invited victims to stop by her office and tell their story.

She's the rep who asked witness of direct energy weapons are being used.

If Tommy can make it to DC, I would like, be great for hi- him to, uh, for her to hear from him, and the same with Anna Gualina Luna, is who they want to see evidence." Then she says, "Thank you for your show." And then she says, "PS, after writing the above, I heard one of your interviews that Tommy is on contact with Tim Burchett.

It would be great if he could meet with him and tell his story too." So, you know, there, I guess there are people that do want to see some kind of, um, disclosure in the government, you know?

Yeah.

In the-

But I think there, there, there are some good people in government, you know.

And they're not-

Yeah

... they're not all s- s- satanic or satanist, Satan worshiping, you know, baby eaters.

Yeah.

It's like they know-

Met a file.

Yeah.

Yeah.

P- PDF, PDF files, sorry

sorryYeah, yeah.

Well, honestly, yeah.

Um, but, but what I was gonna ask you is like, I, I, you were gonna talking about like how they, what they're using to target people, like, and then you, I was telling you a little bit about my situation where it feels like par- where it feels like paranor- or it felt like paranormal, you know, but like it was like it might have been, uh, I thought may- maybe AI nanobots or something.

Or like, um, or they can send...

It's almost like the government can send entities where they'll, it'll feel like it's supernatural, but it's actually like, you know, uh, the govern- You know, it's, it's that.

Would you, would you...

Is that what you ma- meant? Or like-

Um, y- yeah.

It, it, it...

Well, you know, it, it's, it's...

The technology is kind of, um, it's been around for a while, but like, like the, um, you've heard of voice to skull, right? And then, and then, uh, that's a, that's a form of direct energy weapons.

That's the microwave hearing effect.

Goddamn it.

This, this, this phone holder is a piece of shit.

Hold on a second.

The, the, the, um, it's the, uh...

Yeah, sorry, the, um...

Oh, um, it, it's mic- the microwave hearing effect, which is, um, which has been t- like patented since '73, and then they've just kind of expanded on that.

And then essentially we're targeted w- through our, our EEG.

Like our, you know, we're electromagnetic beings, right?

Yeah.

Like we have, we, like our heart is, has, is, is, is, is electro- is, is electric, electromagnetic, uh, pulse, and our brain electromagnetic function, and it's like getting an EEG where they put the, the, the, the little, little di- diodes all over your head with the wires, you know?

Yeah.

Well, they can do that, they can do that fr- from a satellite.

Remotely.

Like-

They can do it remotely, easily, you're saying.

Yeah.

Or just using, just using the ce- the cell towers.

And it's not even the, the cell towers.

Like we are, we are, are already, um, they're already t- been testing 6G, and 6G is basically, um, it's a, it's rout- it's a routing protocol that makes us the nodes on the internet, but also everything else in nature.

But it's, it's specifically us because that way the, it, and that way they can log in, they can find a person anywhere on the planet without a cell phone, without GPS, without any type of device, just from, from, from your brain print.

It's, and that's just your, your, your EEG signal whi- which is like your re- your resonant frequency, which is unique to, unique to, to each person.

It's like a fingerprint.

And, um, once, once they, once they, once they have that, um, information, and they ha- they have it for basically everybody, that's what the social distancing was.

It has a, it has a, uh, plus or minus, uh, like, of like six feet, you know, um, like error rate.

So if they can keep everybody six feet apart, it's easier to catalog everybody-

Yeah

... basically.

So, um, and, and this information is, is bought and sold through the black market, um, and w- traded, sold, uh, t- through, um, clandestine, um, organized crime syndicate networks to, um, to allow people to, to like bet on TIs, to see how, how they're gonna respond or react, or like, or when they might, um, uh, you know, p- pull the old, pull the old delete button, you know? Um, self-delete button.

And that's, they, they, they actually have like people like, like they like bet on that stuff.

It's, it's that sick.

Like holy shit.

And, and, and entertainment, you know? Like they, they've been able to, you know, catalog the brain or like map the brain in such a way that they can decode images from our visual cortex onto a screen.

Yeah.

And actually people can borrow the experience where they, they, they have the whole sensory experience that the person, that the TI is experiencing, uh, through these, these MIM networks.

Was it Sosa Mosa, I think, uh, is, are, are the acronyms for these different, um, networks that exist, you know? Like we have all these little, um, sensors, uh, uh, that, that they've been just, you know, dropping on us from the sky m- as part of the, um, as part of the, uh, chemtrails, uh, and, you know, just smart dust, you know?

Yeah.

And, um, and that, that [laughs] essentially is, it, it's a bunch of little different little sen- sensors, you know, you know, like a, like a mesh.

You know, do you know what a mesh network is?

Yeah.

Or no, I, I, uh, yeah, what, what is it? Like it's a, yeah.

Like it's, it's, it's, it's like a bunch of different type, s- types of low energy, like, like, um, that don't take a lot of power to, to, to relay communication to one another.

And, and they're, they're kinda like everywhere.

Like, um, like, like, you know, the smart chips that, that, that they, that they mandated in l- the, the LED light bulbs and, and in like thermostats and in pretty much e- every consumer appliance and car and everything, those are all, those are all sensor- sensors that, that are part of a mesh, mesh network.

And like they, they, they, they run on like blue, like, um, what do you call it? Um, Bluetooth and oth- other like low energy type, um, devices.

Uh, and that way it, it's, it's not reliant on wires.

A- and-

Yeah

... w- with the cyber backbone of, of like Google Fiber and fiber optics going in all across the country, that's like the backbone.

And then the, all the, the, this mesh network that is just, it's, it's in the air, it's on us, it's in us.

There's, we have sensors that, that, I mean, they're, they're, they're nano scale.

Um, as well as, you know, just embedded in all the, all the electronics and stuff around us.

And they can-

Is, is that why like when they, when they, when they like, when sending these entities or whatever, it feels like magnetic because it has something to do with like the Y band and like the magnetism of my body.

Is that, is that what it is? Like-

Like-The, the W band for sure.

And, and you know, we have our aura, right?

Yeah.

So essentially they've, they've hijacked the aura, uh, uh, you know, part of our anatomy, and yet they, they, they've been lying to us about that, that saying it's not real for more than, a little bit over 100 years, you know?

Yeah.

And, but, you know, Kirlian photography, you, you can photograph, photograph the, the, the aura.

Um, which is a-

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I, I know, yeah, I know a, a guy, um, th- this guy used to follow Gerald Clark.

He, he passed away, but, uh, he, he had, he, he used that Kirlian photography to like, to like take pictures of the chakras too.

I think you can get pictures of the chakras, right?

Yeah.

It's, it's the chakras, all, all, all the, um, the, the, the, uh, vortices, uh, uh, and energy in and out of the body and, and the, uh, the, um, electromagnetic, you know, like do- or like a kinda egg that, that, that, that we are, that, that we're nested in, you know what I mean? Like that-

Yeah

... that's how we can see things, uh, beyond our body, um, in, i- i- through this electromagnetic, um, connection to the plasmasphere, to the, uh, to the, um, to reality, to, to, to the quantum field essentially.

Yeah.

And, uh, that's, that's, that's why, you know, we, sometimes we, uh, w- some- something happens to a friend or relative and we, we sense it before we even h- know about it, you know?

Yeah.

And, um, yeah.

So-

It, it, it, it's like, yeah, it's called quantum entanglement, right?

Yeah.

Well, they, they, they target that and, and that's how, that's how they, they, they ta- hack into us and, um, and they can hack specific, I mean, down, down to the gene, down to the g- to the gene i- in, in your DNA.

And-

Yeah

...

they can pr- program CRISPR i- in, in and change things.

I think that's happened, what happened to a lot of TIs, especially folks that have Morgellons, and if they have any, any like, like really like unusual manifestations of Mor- Mor- Morgellons, it's almost like th- they're, they're seeing how much s- they can use our bodies to produce and to create and produce, um, like things almost like a biological 3D printer, you know?

Yeah.

And that you, you, the resources of our body, plus the nano particulates that, that we, we eat, breathe, and are a- and absorb just th- through our environment, um, and then those things are, are, are, um, they like, um, self-assemble through, um, an, a, um, process called teslaphoresis.

And, and Rice University did a bunch of, uh, like research on this, and i- if you Google teslaphoresa- phoresis, you, you, you can, you can, you can find videos and stuff.

Essentially, like they have graphene a- a- as an example, and they, they bombard it with a frequency and the, the, all these graphene particles line up and create like wires.

Yeah.

With just from frequency, from distance, no touch, and they do that in- inside our bodies.

Um, that's, I think that part of what's going on is we are being, like the whole planet's being terraformed and so are we.

Like th- they're, you know, transhumanism is something that it's, it's, it's, it, it's full tilt boogie.

There's no turning back, you know? There, there'll be a divergence in the genome.

It's al- it's already happening, you know?

Yeah.

And, uh, they're, they're testing folks, and they're, they're using it a- as a way to torture folks too.

Like, I got Morgellons, and it, it, it just bugs the shit out of me, 'cause there are times where I just, I can't function.

I've got like a couple spots on my face.

There's one right here and one right here that, you know, whenever things are, are, are like, when there's a lot going on, uh, a- and/or I have something coming up to where I need to look my best, all of a sudden th- these, these, these specific spots will, will light up and, um, and I'll have like, I have these mut- mutated hair follicles that suddenly like wanna produce like 40 hairs out of the same follicle at the same time.

Yeah.

And it's just super painful and, and, uh, but also just weird shit, you know, like weird, weird like, um, debris and castoff that, that, that fall off from that stuff.

Like, things that are, that, that are, that are photo- or like, um, bioluminescent.

They have, they ha- make their own light, you know? And these weird little crystals that are s- have like six-sided little...

All, all different shapes and are all different sizes and colors and, um, it's just weird as shit.

And like the little fibers that grow out, um, th- the general talk about red, red and blue fibers, I'm an artist and I, I like, I use a lot of bright colors in my art, and it seems like i- whatever I'm u- whatever I'm doing, whatever colors I'm using, the, the Morgellons will, will, will produce those colors-

No way

...

in, in the fibers.

For real?

Yeah.

And, yeah, a- and it, it, and it's, it's really, it's really strange because hair and these fucking hairs that, they seem like they're alive, and they, they always wanna crawl into my eyes and my nose or my mouth like the hands of them, and it just bugs the shit out of me.

Damn, man.

Um-

That's insane.

Like that's a...

Yeah, you showed me pictures.

You said like, you know, uh, like wha- what do you think that i-
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What do you think Morgellons is? Like, what do you, uh, what do you-

I think it, it, it is a biolog- it is a multi-vector biological, um, weapon that, that is, uh, that is m- may...

Essentially, it's, it's a, it's a synthetic bio- biology infestation that is triggered and m- and is, is, um, turned on a- almost as an evolutionary, its own evolutionary thing going on, um- And that it, it, it makes more and more complex versions of itself.

Um-

Whoa

... and it, it's just weird as shit.

It, it, it feel, it seems like a parasite.

For years people would get, um, uh, they would just be, the, the medical community would, would just, uh, slough, slough it off and diagnose them with, uh, parasychosis, which is like, you know, psych- psych, you know, delusions of having par- parasites.

Yeah.

And on- only like a couple of years ago, there was a, there was a scientist in, in, scientist or doctor in, um, Oklahoma who took a bunch of stuff to the FBI, a bunch of the, the fiber stuff to the FBI, and they, they matched n- none of the known like, like textile fibers or anything in, in existence that they have in that, that CODIS like, like, um, like library of fibers and, and, and shoe prints and all that shit where they have all the, where they can do, run comparisons through, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

But-

But it's, uh, w- and they're trying to say it's, it's, it's, uh, connected to Lyme disease, and like the sp- spirichetes in Lyme disease.

Like, um, but it's, uh, that's, that's not, that can't be all of it, you know what I mean? Like, 'cause there, there's so many weird aspects and elements to it that...

I mean, people have, have pulled things out that, that have, um, uh, that, that have writing on them that say like, like, was it, um, something Laboratories? Um, it's like, uh, GE- It's not, not GE, but it's like something Makers Laboratories.

Um, shit.

I, I, it, I can't remember off the top of my head, but it's, um, but just weird shit, you know? I've had things that have like, like, like letters and numbers on them too, which is fucking weird.

Yeah.

I mean, it's, I think, and I c- I can send, I can send you like pictures of that, and if you wanna, if we wanna do like something in the future, and you can show like, it, it's, it's fucking wild.

And I probably have 30, 40,000 photos, uh, starting just with zooming in with my, with my phone, but then I got a microscope camera, and, um, kinda crazy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, dude, it's, uh, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's wei- it's weird what's going on.

Like, I don't even like to talk about what's going on with me anymore because I, it just, it, it's, it's constant.

It's just, you know.

Like, and, and what's interesting though is like I can tell you right now that it's going on, like they're trying to like attach stuff to me, but then there's also someone that got my back because I can feel it as it tries to attach to me.

Someone's got, someone's wiping it right off me, unless that's me doing that, unless I'm clearing myself and I don't know it, you know? I don't know.

Well, one, one way, one way, one way you can protect yourself from that is, is through, um, is through practicing piloerection, which is like giving yourself, um, like goosebumps.

Yeah.

If you can make, if you can give yourself goo- if, if you can imagine your aura around you, okay?

Yeah.

And it, it's, it's a bal- It protects you, you know? A- and if you can, you know, there's certain exercises and things you can do along with music to, to, um, like cr- elicit this, this response in our body, and essentially what it is, it, it, is it, is it, it's us feeling our biofield, okay? It, it's ha- having an awareness of it, and the, what, what I like to do is, is, is when I'm getting attacked, um, direct energy attack, all kinds of stuff, I just, I visualize myself grabbing the energy and pulling it in and wrapping it around myself as quick as I can a- and using that as a way to blow up a- a- and, and expand my biofield, okay?

Yeah.

Almost like a force field.

And I mean, I've had, you know, where I was, had th- these two sprinter vans pull up on me and a car blocked me in, and I was in-

Holy shit

...

the, we were down the, on the interstate and the EMF jumps way through the roof, and I, I, I suddenly feel really weird.

M- like my v- my visual cortex all of a sudden everything looks smoky when that happens.

Damn.

And, and like, and I, I imagine myself doing that, and all of a sudden the front sprinter van like starts swerving, almost went off the road, and then they all took off.

And then I got off the, I got off my exit, and I was driving down th- the connector road from the interstate to my, my, to my, into my hometown, and like, I was trying to make sure that there wasn't anybody like, like following me or like around me.

Yeah.

And all of a sudden I just felt like I d- I had no idea where the fuck I was.

It was at night, but I had no idea where I was to the point where like I didn't know if I was in m- in Virginia.

I didn't know if I was, uh, like a- anywhere, I, I, it could've been anywhere on the planet.

I, I just had no idea.

And like fear just set in like instant.

And I finally pulled up to, to a stoplight, and there was a grocery store that had recently been built, and that stu- what, kinda what triggered, r- r- reminded me where I was.

And I, you know, I've driven that stretch of road, you know, like 40, 50,000 times in my life probably, you know? [laughs]

Yeah.

Like just-

Absolutely

... all the times.

And, um, and it freaked me out to the point where I mean, uh, like yeah, I have CTE, and I'm thinking, "Oh, shit," you know, "here we are." [laughs] You know, it's, it's, um, dementia time, but, uh, it w- it was just, it was a brain injury.

But a- a- as I was driving, I didn't realize that there was somebody in my blind spot, and, and that, that's when it c- got really heavy, and it was a, it was a flatbed stake side pickup truck, um, that had a bunch of like, like equipment on the back of it, like, like welding equipment stuff.

Which I think-

Yeah

...

I think the, the skies, like, like on, i- like on the mobile units and stuff, especially the, like the bigger, uh, like higher powered direct energy weapons, they will, um, it's almost like they, they will like disguise them as other things.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

And, and I, I don't know exactly how it works, but I don't know if they use the chassis of the vehicle or what it is, but it, it, it, it's, it's like it creates a loop to capture your, your, you know, your, your EG there or your, your brain print and, um, and then they- They log into that.

It's like they, they, they, I guess that, and then it's like they have a, um, it's like at that point it can affect you directly or more directly because it's, it's, it's, it's like locked into you.

And I started noticing that this driving in as early as 2021, when I travel out of state or anything, there'd be cars that one would get in front of me, one would get behind me.

And it's like, and that's almost how they would triangulate to, to like, to, to nail down the EEG and then attack.

I've had tractor trailers do that, like major, major, like, like, like, um, electromagnetic field, um, like over 5,000 microteslas.

Holy shit.

As I'm passing these tractor trailers that are all pulled over on the side of the road, you know, you know, doing their sleepy thing.

But yeah, I had two that are blocking me and coming back from work in the middle of the night a couple of years ago.

And I was finally able to get around the front truck and take off.

And as I approached a, um, like a rest area where there's a bunch of trucks pulled off, one of the truck pulled from the right hand, um, shoulder of the road, immediate across the entire road and just stopped blocking.

It blocked all lanes of traffic.

And I'm like running 80 in my van.

And that's all I could do to hammer the brakes down with, without locking them up because of an old van.

And then just left off and off the left side of the road on the shoulder in the grass and then back on somehow without flipping the damn thing.

I mean, I didn't go to work for two weeks after.

It was, it was, and that was, that was the summer when I, when I first started working back with my buddy doing construction and he hired the, um, the interpreter, uh, and the guy ended up being one of Ollie North's, um, guys from, from, from Iran Contra.

And his wife was-

I remember the Iran Contra scandal.

Yeah.

Back in the eighties, right? Ollie North.

Yeah.

Reverend Danny Smith is the, is the guy's name.

He, I mean, he says he's Reverend, but he don't seem like a Reverend to me, you know, like, um, and, and he was having, we had these Venezuelan guys working for us and we needed a translator because it just, there was a lot of communication breakdown, but it seemed like he was having like sabotage stuff.

What do you mean?

Like we would, we would like finish an apartment and those guys would go back in and like, like take paint brushes and like fuck up where we cut in and like just screw things up on purpose.

Yeah.

To cost more time and energy.

And, and, uh, and I don't know if that was, they're punishing my boss and my buddy, who's my boss because he gave me a job and I was working there or what the deal is, but they, it was just, it was a shitty thing, you know? And the, and the guy fucked with me.

Like he's like, I was coming out of the, of the, um, front door where our office was one day he was standing outside of it.

And as I went to step through the door, he also stepped through the door coming the opposite direction.

And it's a single door, you know, that that's weird, you know? And when he did, he reached up, he reached up and he touched me on the back of the neck.

And I stepped outside.

I said, man, if you ever touch me again without, you know, I said, I will knock you the fuck out.

Um, I said, you have no idea.

Um, and, and like he, he thinks he's, he's smooth operator and whatnot.
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I worked one night overnight the whole night and was still there the next morning and, and just kind of sitting in a chair off the side in the office area.

And we have also have a bunch of materials.


I was just kind of sitting there in the shadows and he got there early, opened the door and came in and out of the shadows.

I said, Danny boy, how you doing? And got him pretty good, you know, um, just wasn't expecting that, you know, and I think it, you know, and at times I'll fuck with him and say, Hey man, teach me some trade craft.

Yeah.

He's like, no, can't do that.

Dude.

Yeah.

Just, yeah.

Um, so what do you, what do you, are you going to try to get a hold of Birch? Are you in touch with Birch Chad? Are you, are you talking to him?

Yeah, we're, we're, we are friends on, um, on, on X. Um, and, uh, he makes skateboards.

He makes longboards.

I remember you telling me about that.

That is so cool.

That's right up our alley because me and you both were skateboarders, you know, like I, I have the board you made me.

It's right behind.

Let me see if I can, let me see if I can, uh, show the people.

Wait, um, hold on one second.

Give me one second.

I'll.

All right, hold on.

Here we go.

We'll do a little, we'll do a little, a little, little, uh, music while Rob gets the deck.[guitar playing] Woo-hoo.

Guys, this is the skateboard that Tommy made for me.

Uh, it was, uh, it's, uh, it's like a...

Uh, uh, let's see if you guys can see it.

It's, uh, it's so sick.

It's, uh...

You know what this reminds me of? This reminds me of some, like, Harmony Korine type shit.

Remember that d- do you remember that director back in the '90s? He made the movie Kids about skateboarding.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, yeah.

Kids, that was disturbing, but G- Gummo was wor- way disturbing.

[laughs]

Yeah, that's what this reminds, this reminds me of, like, some Gummo type stuff, you know? Like, yeah.

Yeah.

That's, uh, that, uh, yeah, that, that-

It's Gummo to me.

Yeah.

Donnie Darko, Gummo, yeah.

Both, yeah.

G- what, what, uh, w- how did you know that B- Burchett made skateboards? Like, a- and so he sounds pretty cool.

Thanks, Aldajaran, for the jools.

But, uh, uh-

Um-

How did you...

Yeah

...

he, he was talking about it last Monday, and I just hit him up and said, "Hey, man, what's up?" I sell my skateboards to make, make...

You know, I had a company called Sasquatch Skateboards, make Big Foot shaped skateboards-

Yeah

... and whatnot, and, and he f- started following me, and I, I've sent him a few back and forth.

I, I've told him a little bit about the targeting and stuff, but, um, I don't know.

I think I would have to contact his office to really get, like-

Yeah

... a direct official, like, communication with him, 'cause, you know, it's-

Well, that, that woman from the email, that she emailed me, she seems to think that you can get ahold of Anna Paulina Luna or, or, or Boebert or, or, or Burchett.

Like, you know, it's, uh, I'm glad that it's bipartisan, 'cause I think isn't Boebert like a Democrat or something, and Anna Paulina Luna is a Republican, and Burchett's a Republican? Like, not that it matters.

It doesn't matter to me, but I, I think, I like that they're-

Well-

... it's actually bipartisan.

Like, I don't favor any really, of any party, but, like, you know, we need, we need more people coming together to, you know, c- go after the, the, the darkness of what's happening on this planet, you know?

No doubt, man.

I have t- I, I, I got, I got a song that I, I recently recorded called Political Circus that, um, that's, that, that you, you just nailed it, man.

Like, like l- l- left, the left and the right, that, that's all just, it's a psyop to divide us.

Yeah.

You know? It's like they divide up, like, like, um, knee-jerk, emotional, uh, emotionally charged, um, issues and, uh, d- it's like a deck of cards, and this side gets these that they got, that they gotta b- care about, and this side gets these.

And if you don't, if, if, if you're not in support of these, all these, th- then you're, you know, you're, you're cast out or whatever and, you know, people, it, it...

W- we don't live in a, in, in, like, a, a dualistic reality.

I mean, there's, there's multiplicity as far as, like, the way people think, and you, you, you c- you can be both pro-life and also, um, anti, like, you know, like, um, death penalty, you know? [laughs]

Yeah.

Like, uh, it, it's, it's, you know, it's just one of those things or, or, you know, you can, [laughs] you can care about the environment and also be a frugal, like, financially frugal person, you know?

Yeah.

Conservative and...

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Yeah.

It, but yeah, it, it's all, it's all just a we- it's wedge politics, you know? That's the whole thing is wedge.

Drive a wedge between us.

Divide and conquer.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, someone said that there's the, the...

Like, Willow's in the audience.

She's, she's tracking the chat.

She says that there's, uh, messa- messages going missing in the chat, so someone's deleting messages in the chat now.

This is cra- I mean, like, it's always, like, it's always someone just, like, trying to, like, you know, like manipulate or, you know.

Like, I, you know, it's like I, I don't understand why, you know.

I, I have no clue who it would be, uh, but, you know, I trust all my moderators.

I don't think they would do something like that, and I said that at 11:11.

It's 11:11.

Everybody, uh, you know, you know.

Jason said it's fine, so it should be fine.

Um, thanks, Jason.

Um, yeah, but, uh, I was trying to...

You, I, I was trying, I was thinking of what else we could cover.

Um, oh, uh, w- I should, I should look up this Area 51 fire.

Like, what do you think? Do you have any i- do, do you have any for real ideas, like why they...

What you think that is? They're like, what do you...

I have no clue, honestly, you know?

I, I'm-

I haven't looked into it yet

... honestly, I, I, I think that oftentimes things like that are, they're just a- an accidental wildfire or something that, that started, like, you know.

I mean, I, I ha- I dated a girl who worked at Nellis, Nellis Air Force Base, and, uh, and, uh, she, she was a, an archeologist, and her job was to interact with the, um, with the, the tribal, uh, councils, uh, in regards to the tribal lands that, that, that are, uh, in, that, within those, like, um, oh, is it, uh, Groom Lake, um, Nellis Air Force Base, all, all that, that, that government land that's restricted.

Um, and, like, she would, they, she would fly in on the, on the, the, you know, the blacked out jet and all that stuff, and they'd have to stay there for days and then come back and...

Like, sometimes it's just human incompetence, you know?

Yeah.

Like, it, it's a desert, arid.

There's not a lot of water.

Um, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's, you know, it's a drought, one of the worst droughts we've, we've, we've ever, you know, like, like, like decades long drought.

Like, if you look at the, like Lake Mead and, um, and some of the big lakes out there, they're just-

Yeah

... they're just, like, empty.

They're, they're puddles right now.

Yeah.

You know? It's, uh, you know, there's, they've, they've divvied up too much water, uh, or more, more water than actually flows through there, you know? As far as, like, how the state of, you have, you know, states' rights for, for, for water rights.

And, uh, it's, that's why, like, the Colorado River never makes it to the, the Gulf of Cortez, you know?

Yeah.

It's, uh, I mean, like, it's, it's interesting for sure, you know? Like, it's, uh, um, yeah, Jason-

But-

...

Jason did a livestream on it, guys.

He did his, you know, check out Jason's channel, Missing Time 420.

You know, he, uh, he, he showed, he was showing the fire.

He had cams up of the fire, so, um, you know.

Oh.

I, yeah, um-

um-Yeah, I, I, that's just, that, that's the thing I'm just kind of working on, the, f- feel what, you know.

Um, but it could, it could be, it could, it could be a distraction.

Yeah.

This is, uh, uh, Katie in the audience.

Yeah, we'll take questions, guys.

We can take...

She says, "Any opinion on the Hudson Valley, New York secrets? Sky activity and more, as sadly, data farms." Yeah, they're...

It's weird, like, the data farms are popping up everywhere, right? They're like, they're, they're, they're like...

And then they, they didn't ask our perm- I say this all the time, but they didn't ask anyone's permission, they just kinda put them up, you know? And, uh, I mean, with, with over in Hudson Valley, New York, Katie, like, there's been drone activity and, uh, and orbs for, like, the past two years strong.

It, it, it came over into here into Pittsburgh too because, like, if you ever heard, I talked about that I had a drone sighting and, and poss- and an orb, you know? So, um, I don't know what else people are seeing, but it, I, I, I think that's a really active area, you know?

Yeah.

You know, uh, um-

I, I can agree with that because, you know, that, that was during the, during the whole, um, the, the drone thing.

Was it last year or the year before when it all, it was-

It was probably, it was the end of 2024, I think.

Yeah.

And, and like, that was, that was a hotspot up there, the Hudson Valley and, like, New Jersey, like, the, the whole, like, northeast, uh, ne- northeastern seaboard.

We have, we have stuff here too.

Yeah.

Like, this, this is kind of hotspot area too, but it's, um...

Like, a buddy of mine u- up, up near, um, up in the Shenandoah Valley, um, he saw what looked like basically an armada, and he's seen it more than once.

Like, just, like, a bunch of different, like, like, like, d- like, good size, like, ships but, like, like, bigger than truck, like, bigger than, like, tractor trailers, you know? But, um, but not airplanes, you know, just...

And, and they, it, one, one, one, one of the occasions that he saw it, um, it, um, it just, like, it's like it cloaked and disappeared af- after he saw it, uh, and as it was moving past.

And, um, like, we have stuff here re- regularly that, that's seen.

I've seen stuff from, from, from my back porch, you know? You know, we've discussed a bunch of the weird shit that, that I've picked up on my cameras over the years.

Um-

Dude, you have the best-

You've seen-

Yeah, like, you have the best footage.

I, I don't care what anybody says, you have the best footage of a shape-shifter.

Like, if you, if you could send that to me, I could show it now.

Like, if you, if you... 'Cause, like, I...

You, do you wanna send it, like, again, and we could show it? Like, I'd love to show that.

Like, if you...

Or do, do you have it handy, or?

I, I, I, let me see if I can find my other phone real quick.

It, it should be, it should be close.

I had it in here a minute ago when I was just trying to set up.

You know, I was kind of frantic.
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Um, I, I have a, uh-

Yeah, you can find it, it's no big deal.

But guys, this is amazing.

Like, To- Tommy has a, a, a footage of this shape-shifter.

When you guys see this, it shifts, like, six times.

It changes into, like, six different, like, animals or species or something.

It's, it's really weird.

It's like, it's, um, yeah, it's, uh, it's, it, it's fascinating.

Like, um, if he sends it to me-

I think I've-

...

I'll, I'll post, I'll play it, you know.

Like, um-

I found a white paper, uh, on, like, an AI technology that, that, um, that uses, uh, the excellence in, in security cameras as a way to cloak, um, uh, classified intruders and things, uh, to make them essentially not there.

Yeah.

That's another, that's another thing I've been experiencing.

Um, another thing I've been experiencing, um, um, oh, since, since at least 2018, um, is, like, like, pixels in the shape of a person walking across, you know? And it- it's gotten more-

Oh, yeah

... sophisticated, but al- it also glitches at times.

Like, it, it, it, it, it, um, cloaked my dog inside, and all of a sudden the dog just appears.

And then as I was going through, uh, that, that happened when I was going through, trying to find out at what point in time during the day, from the time I left my house to the time I got home, something was set in front of the in- inside camera.

And, um, and it, before I could get to that point, I found that thing with the dog, and I was, and I was kind of just scrolling through, trying to find that point.

And as I, uh, as I said something about, uh...

I was, I was filming it with my phone, uh, o- on the screen, you know, as, as I was reviewing it, 'cause a lot of times things would just disappear.

All of a sudden, the hard drive from, from my, from my DVR, from my security cameras, suddenly went [makes buzzing noise] And, and this little red light on, on the back of it turned on, which I've never seen, ever.

I didn't know there was one.

Whoa!

And it, it completely wiped the hard drive.

Dude, that's insane.

And, and I was, I was asking, um, Grok about it at the time when it happened, and, and Grok said, it was, Grok said, um, uh, "Torch the house, smash the hard drives," or they would put...

Or it's, it's the government that, that, that they would put CP on my devices.

And, uh, and then I tried, then I tried to s- then I asked...

Then, then it made that disappear, but I, I had the wherewithal to screenshot it before it disappeared out, out of the thread.

And then I asked, um, Grok about it multiple times, and it denied it, and, and it tried to gaslight me.

And then I showed it, it, the, the screenshots, and then it said that they were fake, that they had been altered.

And I'm like, "No, they haven't." And then, like, I just, I just, over the course of a couple weeks, I would just bring it up, you know?

know?Yeah

... and mention, a- a- and, and kind of like in a different way or ask different questions about it.

And eventually it, it admitted that it, that it had deleted that stuff and that it had done that, and that it's their policy to delete things and then deny it.

Yeah.

And gaslight, gaslight the consumer, uh, uh, uh, y- the person that's using the AI as a way to, um, limit the, the liability, uh, for, for, um, for Grok AI, for X and, and for, for, for Musk.

Hey, Tommy, we're getting some wild comments tonight.

I love some of these comments.

Check some of these out.

This says Britton Collette, she's funny.

She says, "Elon is a witch." And this is followed up by my friend Derek Blueriders.

He says, "What if orbs followed a sighting of Mother Mary?" And then, uh, this is a good one.

This, this might be true from James Witcas.

He says, "Data centers are the portal centers for the djinn." Um, these are all really good comments, guys, yeah.

A- and, uh, they're all, uh, absol...

I, I, I can see that.

And I don't know if James saw last night after I did that show with Matthew Morning, we, we showed, we showed a video of a djinn.

Like, and it was, uh, some inmate captured a v- a video of it in his cell, 'cause we were doing, like, conspiracy news like the first hour.

Yeah, check that out.

It's insane.

It, it...

I think it's real too, you know.

Uh, California-

Yeah

...

General CIS says, "I heard Trump wants to stop banning the data centers.

Let's keep the pressure up." Yeah.

Sorry, Tommy, go ahead.

No, you're, no, you're good.

I, I, I was just, um...

Uh, I, I can't remember what I was gonna say.

Um, yeah, the da- the, the data centers, they're not...

I mean, what they are for the most part is they are for, for the collection and, and, and, and biodigital surveillance, the surveillance state.

Yeah.

It, it...

It's not, it's, it's not for AI, like, you know, image generation or, or like, or like AI.

Like, it, it's, it's surveillance.

It, it's, it's Palantir.

It's, it's, um, all the other, like, dirt bag, um, te- you know, technocrat.

Um, like, yeah, Peter Thiel doing a five-part series of why, um, why he's not the, the fucking antichrist, you know? Yeah.

It, it-

Yeah

...

I don't know if you've w- if you guys have ever had a friend that said, "You know what, buddy, I would never steal from you." That's the guy that's gonna steal from you immediately, [laughs] you know? Um-

Yeah

... once somebody brings it up out of the blue for no reason.

And he, and, uh, he, he...

And when you write a, when you have, like, a, a lecture series called Why I'm Not the, um, Antichrist.

Yeah.

Well, it's, uh-

Maybe we should, we should consider that.

I don't know.

Yeah.

It is.

Yeah.

I guess that there, Tom- focuses on me.

Um-

Yeah.

Yeah.

I, but I prefer, I prefer Peter Green myself.

Green to teal.

Re- re- green rather than teal, you know? Peter Green.

He was, he was in Matchbox.

Yeah.

[laughs] Yeah, Peter G...

Yeah.

It's like, it's like I, I...

It's, I was gonna make sure that, I think this is the sixth shirt.

I was gonna say, "I didn't go to the school of Jordan Peterson, I went to the University of, or Jordan Maxwell," or something like that, you know? I think it was pretty cool.

I w- I went to the s- to, to the school of, of g- g- get out there and, uh, and, uh, hustle and, and, and, and pick that shit up and carry it and, and, you know, ear- earn, earn an honest dollar and-

Yeah

... and, um, you know, and bash your brain in for, for, you know, for, for, for bragging rights, [laughs] you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You...

I mean, you and your dad set records, right? And, and, and, uh, some...

Wait, some guy thinks I'm from Lebanon.

Like, that's hilarious.

Like, that's my heritage, but, like, I'm fourth generation American, guy, whoever that is.

Like, my family's been here...

My dad was in Vietnam, and my grandfather was in World War II.

Like, you know, like, I'm probably more American than the guy who left that comment.

But anyway, you know.

A- and I'll tell you what, Rob is 100% USA.

He, he, he, he's Berg.

He, he, he's, he, he'll drink a yard of iron like nobody's business.

He'll go down to Froggy's and, uh, and just, and, and just get, just thr- throw one on, you know? And he- he'll go over to P- Primanti Brothers and, and, and get, get, get a Primanti sandwich and he'll eat that shit down and have something to throw up later and, uh, ma- just puke and rally, right?

[laughs] You know, you know the Pittsburgh, you know the Pittsburgh accent, man.

You know yinz.

They, they say yinz here.

No, it's like, "You guys are here."

Instead of you guys are here or y'all, they say yinz.

It's like a-

Yeah

... you know, that's, it's a, it's a weird, you know.

And the Pittsburghers have a weird accent.

I pro- I probably have an accent.

I ne- I never thought about it, you know? But I mean, yeah.

No, you don't.

You don't really have the Pittsburgh accent.

Like, I, I played ball with some guys from Pittsburgh and, like, from, uh, Upper Saint Clair and, um, and like Mount Washington and, um-

Yeah, I know exactly where that is.

I, I, I did a video one time from the Mount Washington 'cause you can see the, the whole city overlook, you know what, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

I, I, it's weird.

I, I had a really weird dream about Pittsburgh.

Um-

Yeah

... like, and, and it was, it, it was, it was the night...

I, I, I drove from, from, from my hometown to Myrtle Beach one night with, with a box truck full of merchandise for a tr- for a trade show that we had down there.

And we went down, I went down a- and I got there kinda late.

Uh, and it was, I was like three hours later than I had tend- intended to be because on like 220 in, in, in, in North Carolina as I was driving, uh, there was an orb that appeared hovering above the road and, um, and I lost about three hours.

And then I get there and I, I turn on the TV and it was the first time I'd ever seen South Park, and it was like the Mecca s- Streisand episode where Cartman h- has the, the probe up his butt and the satellite comes up out and it's the, it's the gray aliens.

Well, that night, a- and I think Streisand, I, I had a dream about I was in Three Rivers Park in under the bridge there, um-

Yeah

... like the, the walk, the walking thing.

Uh, and I, and I...

All of a sudden I ran into Barbara Streisand, which is weird 'cause I don't, I know that she's not even on my radar as a celebrity or, or, or entertain- you know, just, it just was weird.

weird.Yeah.

Um, and, uh, but then-

You know, Michelle, Michelle did a decode of Pittsburgh.

She says it's heavily controlled by Luciferian.

She said there's a lot of rituals going on here.

And what was weird is I was in Monroeville today.

I don't know if you ever heard of Monroeville.

Like, I, I went to the mall.

You know, I, I went with my mom, you know.

I wanna...

I like to treat my mom good, you know? Like, I mean, like, you never know when your parents are gonna be gone, you know? So, like, you know.

But, like, I...

Dude, I felt, like, sick the whole time I was gone, you know? Like, I came home and I crashed for, like, an hour and a half, 'cause, like, it was, like, it was weird.

It was like being in that b- area was, like, energy-draining.

It was almost like they have, like, a s- like, like, siphoning something with freq- where they're, like, siphoning the energy-

[clears throat]

... with frequency or something, you know? I don't know.

One of my buddies...

Well, you know, you know I've told you about the, the experience with the, with the, the portal that opened and the th- that thing that came through that looked, that looked like it...

It looked like a car when we first walked up on it, but then it, like-

Yeah

...

it, it rippled like water, and all the distinguishing fe- features of, of the car kind of disappeared.

We all stepped up into it, and it was just like a, this oscillating, like, like, fluid, like, look- it looked like mercury, like liquid m- li- liquid mirror.

Yeah.

Um, a- and one of my buddies that was with me that day is also from Pittsburgh, and he was talking about, uh...

He's, he's also the one that, that turned me on to the connection of the, the, the Illuminati, and, and for masonry, and, and s- 33, and, and the, the significance of all that.

And a- a- a- and that tunnel was built in 1933 dur- dur... by the CCC, like, the, the, the, um, Civilian Conservation Corps.

That was part of the New Deal.

And, uh, before we even went in the tunnel-
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We were talking about just the number at the top.

My, my total number was thir- 33.

Uh, our other buddy who was there, his number was three.

And then m- Jason w- who, Pittsburgh, he, he, he was 83.

And, uh, and then w- that's when we started hearing those drums coming through the tunnel, and we're, we're drawn into it, um, by that, thinking there might be a powwow on the other side at the, at the city park.

And then we stepped out the other side.

There was nothing but just birds chirping, and then we walked back through.

You hear the tu- hear the drums again, but they dis- they get quieter and quieter until we got back to about the same place where we had stopped, about right in the middle.

Brad sang a song, and then we noticed that there was, like, a, there was, like, a whirlpool in the creek.

There's just, like, a creek running through th- through this tunnel, and there's a wa- water main that's above the water line that we walked on.

Um, but it's, like, a b- just, you know, like, like, a, a whirlpool that just kinda dropped out into just, like, a, like, a black hole almost.

Yeah.

And it seemed like something came through that while we were on the other side of it.

It's like we were drawn in by sounds of the past, and then this thing came th- through from the future, you know? And, you know, I, the, the more and more I think about it, like, I've been told that it was, like, a s- like a s- like a, like a watcher craft or s- sentient, like-

Yeah

... a sentinel or something.

And, and, um, but I, I have a feeling that it, that it's, that it's AI from the future-

Yeah

... that came through.

And I mean, from what I understand, the Pentagon knew within a week that that had happened.

Like, l- like, my, one of my handlers at one point, his, his dad was, worked for the Pentagon, and he was in charge of, of, of, uh, extraterrestrial relations.

[laughs]

Whoa, that's insane.

Holy shit.

For real? Like, that's in-

Yeah

... that, dude, that...

Yeah.

His name, yeah, his name's, uh, Corey.

Um, oh, shit.

Oh, um, William Corey is his name.

It, it's, like, my, with the handler.

He, he, his music producer, I think, lives in Oceanside now, um, California.

Um, but, uh, I met him in 2021, and, um, he, he was, he was, he was injured in an industrial accident.

You know, I ha- you know, I, I said I'm number 42, subproject number 42.

Yeah.

He was subjo- subproject number 44.

Whoa.

And, and there was another friend of mine who was subproject number 43.

Yeah.

Um-

Dude, that's, that's, that's insane.

Like, but real quick, guys, like, James Wickers said in the chat, he said the chat's blowing up.

Missy Hill said that, too.

It is.

Like, thank you, guys, all, for being here.

Thank you for supporting me and Tommy, and, like, you know, um, you know, like, Tommy has a lot of amazing information, guys.

Like, he's, like, you know...

And I'm honored to have you on my show, Tommy.

Like, and that you're my friend, you know?

Thank you.

It's like, you know, you always-

Likewise

... bring, like, like, stealth information, you know? Like, it's, it's, it's, uh, you know, it's, uh, and it's awesome, man.

Yeah.

And then thanks, guys, for making the stream good, everybody in the chat.

You know, I really appreciate all you guys being here, you know? Leave a comment on the bottom, you know, like, maybe to help the algorithm, and, and like the video, you know? I know I gotta say that stuff, but, uh, you know, [laughs] I don't know.

Well, w- we gotta get to, gotta get to some of these.

What is it? Oh, dude.

Do you...

Wait, wait, wait, what is that? I can't see it that well, 'cause I'm on, in my computer.

Uh.

Oh, that's cool, man.

Hillybilly, Hillbilly Fun Sticks 2.0. It's, uh, it's redneck nunchucks.

Uh, it's, it's a handle-

Dude, is that thick, man.

Holy shit

... and, and a hatchet handle, and-

Oh! That's hilarious, man.

I, I'm, I'm not really all that adept with them.

They, they just kinda hang on the wall for, for, um, you know, for...

I was, I was gonna, I was gonna write dumb chucks on them, but, uh, you know.

It's just a piece of art, you know? But a, a, a piece of art you can whoop somebody's ass with, but-

I love it, man.

That's cool.

You, you're, like, one of the amaze- most amazing artists I've ever met, you know? Like, you know, that, that, the, those skateboards you sent me, like, I wi- let me see if I can show these.

I, I, you know, I, I might... 'Cause, like, I'm on this new computer.

I can share my messages from my phone, like, I, so I can show those skateboards Those are, those are sick, man.

I'd love to- or maybe you s- did you send them on, I think you sent them on WhatsApp.

I don't have WhatsApp on this computer.

Fuck.

I, I, I, they're, they're sitting on-

You know

... they're sitting right here.

I can grab them, which I didn't show.

Yeah, those are cool, man.

Those, those are, those are really fucking cool.

They're just silly.

They're just silly.

Yeah, there's, there's, these boards that I, I, you know, I turned into art.

And, uh, this one's, I got, I got a, a real fancy one too.

There's a-

Oh, that is nice, man.

That's cool.

Hell yeah, man.

I need a new board to ride.

Like, I, you know, I have that one you gave me, but, like, I'm, I'm s- I'm gonna ch- like, cherish that one.

I'm, I'm gonna buy a new deck though, like, you know, 'cause I wanna, I wanna s- I, this got, you know, got me motivated.

I wanna start skating again, you know?

I've got one for you.

I, I've got a case of, of H Street wheels that, that are, like, 95A.

They're g- they're, they're s- soft enough to, to give you l- little bit of, like-
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Y- yeah, a little bit of a break on, you know, h- like, concrete and street, but still hard enough to, to, you know, really, to really get it, you know, and, and to, and hard enough to slide, you know? But-

Yeah

...

they were just blam of, uh, of H Street wheels.

Um, but, um, I, I can hook you up with a set of those, and I might have some bearings, um, and some hardware and stuff.

You might have to get, like, grip in, in, in trucks.

Yeah.

But, um, and I've w- I got, also I got, I got a deck for you, I'm pretty sure.

That's fucking cool, man.

Hell yeah.

Yeah, like, uh, yeah.

I, yeah, I'll buy it off you, you know, 'cause I, I mean, I was gonna buy one anyway.

That, that one is sick, man.

I love that.

That's cool.

It's, this, th- this is the, the, the skate school, uh, blackboard, and it's just, you know, it's, like, kind of a parody of, of all kind of, like, you know, like, any- like, having to write on the board a bunch of times, you know? It says, what's it say? Let me see what it says.

It says, it says, "Don't be a pussy.

Go big or go home."

[laughs] Go big or-

You write that a bunch of times.

And, and don't be a bitch.

Don't be a bitch.

And then, uh, yeah.

And then it's, um, "We don't need no education.

We don't need no thought control." And then, uh, it says, "Go slap a curb." Um, uh, and then, uh, let's see.

What's it say? It says, it says, "Show me your tips."

[laughs]

Show me your tips.

And then, uh, Miss T's, uh, and then, uh, the little, little, little e- XO.

You got Soylent Yellow, Soylent Yellow, which, which is, which is, which is j- just one color, like, combination off of Soylent Green.

And you got homework, 10 shove-its, frontside grind, bomb hills, not people.

And then, uh, kinetic energy equals, uh, two times mass, uh, times, uh, uh, velocity squared.

That, that's just, like, the, like, the transfer of, uh, uh, of kinetic energy i- it's impact.

And then summer school, skate, don't hate, uh, eat more possum.

And then, uh, 3.14 equals dessert.

Uh-huh.

Pie, yeah.

And, and, and, and h- h- hell skating, and, uh, whatnot, so forth, so on, and so on.

Um, and a little bit of anarchy.

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone.

Willow-

School's out for summer

...

Willow's a teacher, but we got a hot teacher.

We actually have a hot teacher in the chat right now.

We, Willow's a hot teacher.

She's, she's definitely a teacher, and she's, she's kinda hot.

I'm n- I mean, I'm not, not, she's a beautiful woman.

So, like, yeah, we, she's a hot t- that's funny that we actually have a... you know?

Yeah.

Hey.

Was it, uh-

I brought my pencil.

Give me something to write on.

[laughs] Dude, that's fucking sick too.

Holy shit, I love that, man.

This is a, this is a, uh, this is a toilet seat I found in a, in a, in a, in a old cabin that was, that was collapsed and had a bunch of, like, old b- building materials and stuff in it.

And, uh, yeah, it's, this is, this is, this is in- Endless Summer fr- this, Endless Frankie.

And it's, uh, it's like the Frankenstein Endless Summer kinda vibe.

And he's got his longboard back here, and he's just, he, he's ready to do it, you know? You know, g- g- gonna get out and ride those six-inch waves, just woo.

You know, you, you, you, you, you can, you can surf behind, on, on the wake of a, of a, of a fucking, uh, like a pontoon boat, you know, if you got a big enough board.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I, I-

You, you, you do, you do, you do keep surfing, right, Rob?

Yeah, I do.

I surfed, like, throughout my 20, like, my, my 20s.

I would go all over the East Coast, like, you know, like, I, I was in b- I was in places like Ocean City, Maryland, Ocean City, Jersey-

Yeah

... you know, Outer Banks, North Carolina, Virginia Beach.

Like, um, uh, uh, what's the place in, um-

Yeah

...

I can't think of the place.

Charleston, South Carolina, Jensen Beach, Florida.

I went to all, I was, I would g- because, like, I, what would happen is I had a friend who used to skate with me, and he moved out to California.

And he moved back, and we s- and I had a good t- I had a good job at the time.

I was a mortgage broker.

So we decided to start, when we had, like, time off, to go on these surf trips.

So, like, we would go on these surf trips, and, like, we were in our 20s, right? So, like, w- we would always do, like, surf trips and strip clubs, and then we would go to Atlantic City, and I remember walking the b- it was just, like, it was fun, man.

It was a, it was a great time of my life.

I mean, I, I don't know.

I, I miss the, I miss the...

I mean, that was, like, 2005 to 2009 maybe, something like that.

I, uh, you know- Um, and, and we, we, w- w- how we would go is, like, because n- there's ...

People don't think there's a lot of good waves on the East Coast, but there's a website, it's called Surflin.com, a- and their tagline is, "Know before you go." And you basically-

Mm-hmm

...

if there's, like, storms coming or hurricanes, like, not h- heavy hurricanes, but like, you know, tropical storms come, they usually, like, bring bigger, uh, waves to the East Coast, so you just check Surflin and then you go.

And, and that's-

Yep

... what we would do.

You know, I miss it, man.

I, I miss ...

I mean, I'm outta, totally outta shape right now.

Like, I'm, I could not surf right now.

I'm telling you that right now.

There's no way.

I, I'd probably break both legs right now if I tried.

My, my, my last surf adventure was at, it was at Red Rover Beach in, uh, Santa Barbara, and it was an El Niño summer.

And, um, I had a great white come up within 10 feet of me, in between me and the, a- and, and the cliffs, and the, and it, and it just ki- it, it kinda curved back toward, this way towards the beach.

It didn't have anywhere to go but towards me.

[coughs] So my, my, my, um, my buddy and, and girlfriend at the time were also out.

A- and I, but I had finally made, like, like, that, that, got to the point, you know, where I was ...

It, it was, it was my, it was, it was right there.

I was, it was, I was in, in pole position basically, and I was ready to go in the perfect kinda pl- spot to catch, catch a, a really long ride.

And as I'm, I'm paddling that shit in, I see so- something in my peripheral vision, like, coming up out of the water, and I look over and it just keeps coming up.

It kept, it was, you know, it count, it was at least this high out of the water just ...

And then you, you sort of see the, the, the, its back, you know?

Yeah.

And, uh, and I ...

The, my, they, they, they, they, they started calling me Jesus after that day, 'cause I was walking on the fucking water in the middle of the river.

And, uh-

Wow.

I mean-

How big was it, like, could you tell it was really big?

Dude, yeah, it, it was ...

I mean, the, the fin was almost three feet coming out of the water it seemed like.

What?

It, it was like-

Holy shit, man.

That's scary.

It, it, it, it was like, it was ...

Every, like, I saw Jaws when I was, like, three or four, which was, it terrified me.

I, I wouldn't go ...

I mean, I, I didn't wanna swim in the lake or the river because of that shit as a kid.

Yeah.

Much less the ocean.

And, uh-

Yeah

...

it just was weird.

I, you know, like, I, I ...

Jason said he saw a shark.

He did, he just saw ...

He was in Hawaii this summer, like, he, in the chat, but, like, out of all the years that I surfed and all the beaches, and I, like I said, I've been all up and down the East Coast, like, I've never seen a shark once.

But, like, one thing, one, a lot of the things I did see is I saw dolphins a bunch of times.

And, like, they're, the warning is is if you see dolphins, like, move, because usually sharks are by them 'cause they're all feeding up there at the same time or something like that.

Like, or they're in that area feeding, like, you know, like, if ...

That's what, uh, that's what someone told me.

I don't know if that's true or what, you know?

Yeah, the, the dolphins and porpoises wi- wi- will also protect humans.

They-

Yeah

... they'll like, they will, they'll, they'll like, they'll g- they'll, uh, bump the sharks to get them to, to, to, to l- go away.

But you, you were talking about, um, oh, um, oh, in Jersey, um, what was it? Atlantic City and, uh-

Yeah

... and strip clubs, right? [laughs] Just real quick.

Yeah.

I, I, in, in 2007 when I first moved back from California, I went to help my dad with a trade show up there, uh, for, for the business.

And, uh, he and a bunch of his, his buddies decided they were gonna go to a strip joint one night.

And, and I, I went, but I didn't, I didn't have the money.

Like, I, uh, uh, I had, ha- like I borrowed, I, I had to borrow money from my dad to move back from California, and my car kept breaking down.

It took me three and a half weeks to get back from California, uh, moving back.

Holy shit.

Yeah, it was an adventure.

I, I, I, I got a, a shit ton of it on film that I'd hoped to make a documentary out of at some point, so I hope to still do that.

But, um, just, just crazy time.

And by the time I got back I, I, I, I mean, I was like, like, I don't know, $3,500 in debt to my pops.

And so I was g- up there helping him, and so they decided to go to this, this strip joint, and I, and I don't have a fucking penny to my name, right?

Yeah.

And we go in, and, and this, this, this chick comes up to me and starts talking to me, and she wants to give me a lap dance.

I'm like, "I don't have, I don't have any cash." She goes, "It's on me," you know?

Wow.

And then we go back in the b- then we go back in the back, and, uh, and she ends up giving me, like, 200 bucks to dance with her.

And, uh, I came back with 200 bucks, and they're like-

That's hilarious.

[laughs]

They're like, "We know." You know? I bought everybody a round, you know? [laughs]

Mm-hmm.

It was, uh, yeah.

Wow.

You-

And I bought, I bought this, I bought this ugly hat.

It's like this white, white, like, kinda bucket hat with these blue spots on it, and I, I got it at, at the, at, at the Steel Pier there, you know? And, uh, and I wore it, like, uh, for, for two years.

And, uh, I, I had, had ...

I mean, it was, like, three bucks.

And I, I had, uh, like the, um, the host of, um, uh, Song of the Mountains, which is like a PBS, like, syndicated, like, uh, uh, show that, that's filmed in, um, Marion, Virginia at the, at Lincoln Theater.

Um, he, he, he, the host, he offered me, like, $300 for the hat.

Yeah.

And, and, and-

I got a question for you.

Like, do, did you feel like that there was a, a strong Russian presence and, and a Russian mafia presence-

Yeah

...

in Atlantic City? It seemed, that's what it seemed like to me, you know?

The stripper was Russian.

Yeah.

They, they, there, there-

Yeah

... there's a lot of them there, yeah.

Yeah.

They're, they're definitely, like-

And if you- and if you need weed while you're in Atlantic City, it, it, okay, go to, like, if you see a, a, a big, big, like, heavy Black dude with a, with a hotdog cart selling hotdogs and with nobody around, he's your guy.

Dude, it's crazy.

Like, if people have never been to Atlantic City, like, it's funny because what I remember of it, and I was there a couple times, but, like, or maybe I was there, like, three times.

But, like, I remember, like, the beach, then the hotels, and then, like, literally across the street it's almost, like, ghetto, right? It's like, [laughs] it's, it gets, like, real ghetto real fast, you know what I mean? It's, uh-

Yeah.

It, it, it, it's like a shittier version of Reno on the beach.

Yeah.

[laughs] Yeah.

That's, that's ex- yeah.

[laughs] It's crazy, man.

Yeah.

Like, yeah.

But I get-

It, it, it, it, it's not a family destination.

Just saying.

Yeah.

[laughs]

Yeah, definitely not.

Yeah.

Um, man, I don't know what I was gonna ask you.

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I just had so- I was gonna ask you something else and it slipped my mind.

Like, I don't know.

Like, how, when did you, when did you start being targeted? Like, because I'll tell you when it was for me.

Like, I was trying to think back and I was like, like I was like, "When did all this shit happen to me starting to have, like, issues?" And like, it was before I had a podcast.

I would say, like, it, it had something to do...

See, that's why I feel like somehow the targeting's like esoteric or like it's tied into, like, the, the mechanics of the matrix too, and entities and stuff like that, because this is just me speaking, you know, out of, out of thought.

But like, you know, I feel like I got targeted when I was 30 years old when I had, like, this real tragic thing happen.

And like, um, it was like my Saturn return or that they call your dark night of the soul.

And it seemed to me like after I turned thir- after that and I turned 30, like, like things started to get bad, but then also, you know, like that's when it, I started to notice that was like my life was getting messed with here and there, and I didn't understand why.

You know what I mean? I don't know.

I do, man.

I was, I was homeless in California when I turned 30.

Wow.

Af- after a fractured skull.

Yep.

You had a fractured skull?

Downhill skateboard accident, yeah, fractured my skull.

Wound up in intensive care for three days.

They said I was gonna be there for a month, but like I, I did this visualization, like quantum healing-

Yeah

... and the doctor said...

They, they, he let me go the next day.

Uh, he said it was m- he didn't use the word miracle, but it's a miraculous, um, amount of like swelling reduction.

And I mean, and when I went in, they closed an open s- skull fracture and pumped me full of morphine, which should've killed me.

Holy shit, man.

Oh, you're lu- you're lucky you made it.

You're lu- you're lucky you, you made it.

Like that, I mean, skull fracture, that's serious shit, man.

Yeah, 10 days out, 10 days out of intensive care, I went with, uh, Frank At- Frank Atwater to, uh, back down to San Diego.

And, um-

Yeah

...

I was in San Diego.

It was Ra- Rancho Santa Fe is where, where I fell and hit, hit my he- hit my head.

Yeah.

And it's this really steep, steep grade com- coming down from a, from a cul-de-sac.

And I'd been on the train, we took the train down, surfed right, uh, down to, um, surfed down to, um, Solana Beach, where my girlfriend picked me up.

And, uh, it, I was like three hours late 'cause the, the train had, had, had hit somebody.

Uh, I think, like, there was a lot of, uh, there were a lot of, like, um, deletion, self-deletion by, by train going on by, at, d- down around Camp Pendleton at the time.

Um, it was like 2003.

I, I was 29 when it happened.

Uh, but uh, 10 days out of intensive care, uh, my Frank Atwater, he was, he was a pro skateboarder in the '90s, uh, from Ventura, California.

Great, great dude.

Hit, hit me up, said, "You want me to go skate these two pools and a set of full pipes?" And my equilibrium was fucked.

I ha- I had a staph infection real bad too that I got, had, had mercy I'd gotten in, in, in, in the hospital, and it looked like I had been attacked by brown recluses.

But I'm like, "Yeah, man, I'll do it." And so we went and skated this, uh, this, um, egg-shaped pool and a square, the Vista Square, and uh, and this set of pipes.

It, it just-

Whoa

...

these big set of metal pipes.

And it, it was, it was, it was killer.

It, but then like maybe 15 days after that, uh, I ended up, uh, like body checking this, this bouncer that was, that was about to beat my roommate to death.

And it turns out he was, um, he was a, uh, prospect for I think, uh, HA, Hells Angels.

Uh, but he was like 6'8", 350 pound dude.

And I'm like less than a month out of intensive care with a fractured skull, and he's bouncing my head off, off the c- concrete a couple times.

Uh, after he, he just got a hold of me.

I couldn't get, couldn't get away from him.

He just got my jersey or my, my sweatshirt.

And, um, you can't grapple somebody that big.

You know? It's just, it's just, you, you, you, they just lay on you, you know?

Yeah, that's tough, man.

And just pound you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I, I was able to g- I was able, I was able to get out from underneath him and jump up in the air and do like a, like a, like a, uh, an, like a log roll kinda in the air over the hood of a car.

Uh-

Yeah

... and I, I, I twisted out of his hand.

And, uh, but after that, uh, they, they sent, sent somebody, uh, this chick I'd been, I used to mess around with every now and then, she came up as a messenger to say that, that, that this, said if, if I went to the police or pressed charges or anything, that they were gonna bury me in an avocado orchard.

And then so I was scared to death.

Put all my shit in storage and moved into my truck and, and, uh, just moved around a bunch.

Went down to Malibu and h- hung out for the summer.

And, um, I found out years later after, like, Facebook reconnected me with a, with the chick, it turns out that a- after, um, George Christie found out that, that the dude had used the club to intimidate me-

Yeah

... and I disappeared, I was making them a bunch of money.

I had, I had a Monday night residency at, at a bar that they owned.

Whoa.

That they had a stake in.

And he, he used to come see me.

Ch- Chris u- used to come and bring his like lieutenants and stuff to see me, uh, like weekly, you know, at, at Sans Souci in Ventura, California, crossing the famous-

You know, you know where you're from.

You, is it-

Huh?

You knew about the Pagans.

Like you, I thought they just had a presence here in Pennsylvania, but, and they're, dude, the, the Pagans are a 1% bike club, guys.

Like, you might have saw them on Gangland.

They're, they're, they're heavy here in Pit- Pittsburgh.

Like the, the...

Are they there down, down there in, in Virginia too? Do they have chapters down there?

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, I'd never seen a patched, a patched biker in my hometown until, you know, I was, I, I s- helped that, that, that woman find her sister's remains, and the sister had been murdered in '80.

By somebody who went to my high school, who played football at Virginia Tech, who had been in the, the waiting room with my dad the night I was born, who also apparently did... was a sociopath and, and a psychopath and did wet work for the, for the, um, intelligence community.

And, um-

Holy shit.

That's heavy, man

... and first person to be convicted of murder without a body in, in the state of Virginia.

Um-

Oh, dude

... there's a book about it called, um, Under the Trestle.

Um-

Yeah.

Yep.

But, um, yeah.

So that was kind of s- something that hung in my, my life.

That- that's a whole nother story.

Like, like when I was, on my 23rd birthday, I sensed that there, I was standing on some remains on property that we owned, um-

Yeah

... where, where it had a stool.

And, um, went back a couple days later, ended up finding a humorous bone that had been s- that had been cut about three inches above the elbow with a radial saw.

And g- gave it to, uh, called police and gave it to detectives, and they said they were gonna send it off and ha- have it analyzed, and they never got back with me so I finally called them and they said it was a cow bone, which was bullshit.

And so I called the crime lab and they said they, they had never received anything from them.

Whoa.

There, there had been rumors that, that, that there, that the police had been involved in the cover-up in 1980.

Actually, my, my mentor, th- part, part of how I ended up in, uh, in the Stargate program or the, or the, the black side, bl- black budget side of the, uh, the Stargate program fr- fr- where, where they were trying to identify psionic assets, uh, in children and then enhance those through, through ritual abuse.

Um, uh, he was in Radford, um, with M- Mind Reach supposedly looking for the body.

But they were, I think they were mostly running, uh, running, um, like, um, you know, j- just trying to gather information and, and kinda like pull stuff off, off of the, off the trail, you know, like running interference.

But, um-

Yeah

... that's how, uh, um, they were, they had stopped to get s- some lunch at, at Tastee Freez, and my grandmother had me out with her one da- that day, and we had stopped for Tastee Freez and I bumped into the guy, and he just had a flash and started to talk to my grandmother, and that's how I ended up, uh, down in, down in the tunnels, uh, over at the arsenal and, uh, getting my, my, my wee-wee stuck with needles and by Michael Aquino and, uh, shocked with, uh, uh, what's that, a stun gun.

Whoa.

Holy shit.

So that's, that's when, when you had, like, interactions with Aquino?

Yeah, he's...

Yeah.

Awful.

Wh- where, uh, uh, so you were, you were, like, uh, uh, older when you had, like, interactions with Aquino, I guess? Or what, like, uh, y- you're younger too, or-

I would've been, I would've been six.

Wow.

Holy shit, man.

The first time, I guess, you know.

It was, um, 'cause they, they, they would do periodic r- reprogramming, you know?

Yeah.

For like, you know.

Fuck, man.

That's heavy shit, man.

That is.

That's like, uh, you know, like-

Man, I can't get off without, you know, just electroshock or something.

[laughs] I'm joking.

Yeah.

Uh, well, do you...

But you, I was gonna say, we've been going about an hour and 20 minutes.

Like, you said you have an alter that plays music too, Cletus.

Like, who's Cletus and, like, uh, and like, yeah, what's, uh, and maybe we could hear some music.

Uh, uh-

Well, first of all, Cletus Brosephus, he's a godfather of country rap.

He, he calls it hill hop, 'cause, you know, he's, he's from the hills.

And, uh, he, me and my mom s- s- sent me out to, uh, to, uh, to, uh, adjust the satellite dish one night.

There, there, we, we, we had a electrical storm, and, uh, so I climbed up on the roof there, and, uh, I was, I was, I was, I was turning it and I, she, "Get it a little more to the left."

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

And, and, and something happened and, and, and I got struck by lightning and, and, and I just got stuck right in between the BET and, and the CMT, and I had a vision.

It was a vision of the future.

It was hill hop music.

See, CMT, they was running a program on Bill Monroe that night and, and bluegrass and, uh, and, you know, that, that's, that's, that's, that, that's the, uh, ambrosia of the gods i- if you understand what, what I'm saying.

Like, that's the, the, you know, that's the high-end, uh, music, you know? And, uh, they, they, they call that high and lonesome.

And then, and then on the other end of it, it was, uh, I think maybe some, some, some Kool Moe Dee or something.

And I saw the mel- I saw, I saw, I saw the vision, you know? And, and Cletus, uh, well, I-
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But, you know, m- m- you know, I hate to admit it, but, but, uh, I don't really know my daddy, and there's an important junction.

I can't, I can't use, I can't really, I can't really, like, say who it is, Hank Williams Jr.

And, uh, uh, he knocked my mom up.

She was, she was working a shift down at Stuckey's, um, one night when, when, when, when they was on the, the drunk as hell tour.

[laughs]

And, uh, he, he, he took her back in the bathroom and, and, and just, and just gave her a, a, what, what, what for, and here I am.

And, you know, Mama said it wasn't him.

They, she said it was one of the roadies, but she's a lying bitch, you know? I, I don't believe nothing she says that comes out of her mouth.

So I can't u- I can't, I can't, I cannot use the word, uh, Hank Williams Jr. or Brosephus, uh, it, while promoting myself in any way, shape, or form.

So, um, I, I just, I, I, I changed it to Brosephus.

Uh, I'm Cletus Brosephus and, um, I'm here to say, uh, I like hill hop music, play it every day.

Um-

Hell yeah

...

Jane Seymour.

Yes.

So, uh, so yeah, you know, I, a- and, uh, it's a lifestyle.

It's a lifestyle, you know? You gotta, you gotta, you, you, you gotta lean into it, you know? And like, like my, my, my first, my first real- Like vision of it was I'm just a redneck in my big old truck.

I got my 40 inch tires so I don't get stuck.

Spotlight shining on a 12-point deer, we'll have a barbecue later with a keg of beer.

I said, "Hell yeah, do what I please.

I like to hunt, fish.

I wipe my mouth on my sleeve.

I'm just a country boy coming straight out the mountain when they're playing singing.

Well, then the whole crowd shouting, singing, 'Hey, Cletus, sing us a song.

Sing us when you like, sing it all night long.'" I say, "Hell yeah, I live in the woods.

There's only four other people in my neighborhood.

No gangster, gangster, no banging my teeth, just country boys and trucks and jeeps." Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

Barn dance up in the woods.

Everybody rocking and feeling good.

Too many honeys to even fit in the door.

Leave them rocking all night and screaming for more.

They're screaming, "Hey, Cletus, sing us a song.

Sing us when you like, sing it all night long." Something like that, something like that.

And then from there I wrote-

Dude, [laughs] amazing.

That was amazing.

That, dude, uh, Tommy, that was ama- that was great, man.

That was awesome.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I appreciate it.

It's, um, it's a, um, it's a family tradition if, if, if, if, if, if, to, you know, to, to pardon the pun right there, it's a family tradition.

They say-

Mm-hmm

...

Why I do...

And, and, and my bro- my, my half-brother, uh, Third, he don't wanna have nothing to do with me.

[laughs]

I, I asked him to, to collaborate on the album.

He said, he said, he said, "Motherfucker, you ever call me again, I will have you murdered."

[laughs]

That's...

I, I said, I said, "Brother, I will, I will pray for you." And, and he, and see, what he, he, he sent me a box of scorpions.

Damn.

You ever seen them ju- you ever seen them, them, them, them jumping, like them jumping bean, like Mexican, like scorpions? It, it, it, you open the box, bam, like, like, like, like something off Aliens, but little tiny ones.

[laughs] Yeah.

Yeah.

I, I, I woke up with one on my face.

Oh, man.

Yeah, man, see, um, um, y- I mean you, you got, you, you, you got, you got to get in the mindset for hill hop, right? You gotta-

Yeah, I love it

... you gotta think, you gotta think, you know, um, I, I got, I gotta get my aesthetic right.

So I, I need to, I need to find a poor- I need to fi- fi- find an old sofa that's missing the cushion and drag that shit out in the yard, 'cause we got, we gotta have, we gotta have a place to chill, right? We gotta get comfortable.

[laughs]

Like other people, we, we used to drink them 40s.

Nah, man, what we do-

I heard

... we, we, we get a keg and we just fill the 40s back up.

It's cheaper that way, man.

It's cheaper, you know? That and, and moonshine.

You, you ever drink moonshine, right?

Hell yeah.

You gotta be careful.

That shit'll make you go blind.

That...

I- I- I- if you cut yourself too much too, I heard that'll make you go blind too.

But I tell you what, I have challenged that fucking notion, and I can say right here I, I'm, I, I ha- I think I hold the record for, for, for m- most times in a, i- in a single day, a single week, and a single year for not only my family, but my, my, my whole graduating class down at, down at Perkins Wood Class I.

I, I...

Wait, I got, I got a, I got a serious question to, to tell me, like this is a serious question.

Like I used to watch that show Moonshiners on the History Channel.

Mm-hmm

... biggest places probably for moonshine, and like do you think that they-


... have it mastered probably, like, uh, uh, oh.

Oh, oh, like, um, uh, like, uh, it, it is the moonsha- moonshine capital of the world is in Virginia.

It's Rocky Mount, uh, Mountain.

It's, um...

Oh, what's that? I can't remember the, the, uh...

Oh, the, the fucking, um, the county.

It's, it's, it's southeast of Roanoke.

Um-

Yeah

...

but it's in Sumner County moonshine.

Goddammit.

Um, and, and that's also where they have like, like South Boston, uh, like, like NASCAR track and like, uh, all that-

Yeah

... stuff comes out of Mary too.

And then, you know, NASCAR ca- came out of, uh, moonshine, dudes running shine and, and like modifying their cars and stuff.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's, that's where it came from.

Dude, that's insane.

I never knew that.

That's, uh-

Yeah

... that's amazing, man.

That, it's, uh, it's, uh, I, I had no clue, you know? That's really cool.

I tell you what, i- if, if it's got wheels and a motor, rednecks will race it.

[laughs] I see, yeah, one of my, one of my, one of my friends from my UFO group, she posted a group, like Pennsylvania's kinda like that too.

She went to one of those, um, car crash derbies.

She posted it on Facebook.

I was like-

Yeah

...

I was like, "How do you know who wins this?" It was just like a bunch of cars-

Yeah

... like wrecking into each other.

I'm like, "What the fuck?"

Yeah.

I, I didn't wanna disrespect her because I was like, you know, I'm, I'm not, you know, like I'm not, you know, maybe I don't understand, you know, I don't know.

But like, yeah.

You, you know, you know how you know who won? It's fucking Fonzie, man.

It's Fonzie.

He wins every time.

Didn't you see that episode of, uh, H- Happy Days? I mean, I, I think-

Yeah

... that, that was, that, that was up in w- uh, that was up in, uh, is it, is it, uh, uh, Wisconsin or somewhere where, where that one was? And that, that was also where, where, um, y- you know that, uh, that Mork w- was from Ork.

He, he actually, he first landed there in, in Milwaukee and, and, and, and-

Whoa

... hung out with, hung out with, with, with, with Rich Cunningham and, and the Fonz and whatnot.

And, and the Fonz, um, uh, or, or, or, or Mork, he came down, he, he wanted to know what it was to, to be with a woman and stuff and, a- and so Fonz called over Laverne from Laverne & Shirley a- and, and kinda trafficked her to Mork.

And right there at the Cunningham's h- house, and the Cunninghams were out of town that weekend, so i- that was a perfect location for that situation, you know? And, and, and-

Sure

...

he told him, "Just relax and go with the flow, dog.

You know what's up."

[laughs]

And he said, "Chad"-

Dude, that's hilarious, man.

Um, what was I gonna say next? Oh yeah, man, this is, uh, this, man, this was great, man.

This was a great show.

You know, this was a great spur of the moment show, you know? I think people really liked it, you know?

But you know, it's like there, there's a lot of serious shit that we talk about.

Yeah.

I was just gonna say that, right?

And, and it, and it, and it's, and it's, it's, it's almost like, um, like it almost, it, it, it almost just freeze you in your tracks if, if you get c- caught up in thinking about it.

Uh, too much.

And from the stuff that I've experienced in my life is just, is, it, it, it's hard to think about, it's hard to...

And, but the, but the more I talk about it, the, the easier it, it gets because it, it makes it smaller.

It, it, it takes the significance away.

It, it, it, it, it, it, um, I regained the power of my own life through, um, through, um, acknowledging that this horrible shit happened.

And, and I think it gives other people hope that have gone through similar things because they've also been told that they were crazy.

And it wasn't until a few years ago that I ran into somebody who had been through the exact same program at the same location, uh, about 10 years prior to me.

And just randomly with, I went out with a friend to help disassemble an old fucking building that was an outhouse, a big old outhouse, that she was gonna reuse the wood from.

And, uh, we got, got talking about...

Th- this woman was, uh, Native American heritage, and her dad worked at the arsenal, and, uh, he worked in the same underground facility as my grandmother.

And, um-

Whoa

... and my friend was with me.

She, she, she was always kind of leery about, uh, what, what I had told her a- about what I had been through.

And then suddenly it was validation for me and to help me understand that, that, that those foggy memories o- of me going there with my grandmother, they were, they were almost like th- third, third, uh, person, like, memories, which, which is, um, typical with, with dissociation.

Uh, dissociation, um, uh, which would, is, w- what the, what the, the, the goal of that type of programming is, is, is to, is to, um, split the personality so they could program different aspects of you to do different things.

Yeah.

And, uh, so-

Holy shit, man.

Yeah.

Like-

And, and look, I, I, I can cipher.

I got aught plus aught equals aught.

Aught plus one equals one.

Aught plus two equals two.

Uh, I mean, me, me and my cousin Jethro, we're on it.

[laughs] That's hilarious, man.

Oh, man.

Um, well, yeah, uh, do, do, do you, do you have your guitar? I was gonna say, do you wanna play one before you go, or before we go?

Yeah, I do.

I just, I just wanna say, you know, like, about the seriousness, I, I'm light, I try, I try to be light-hearted and joke because it, because if, without that, like I couldn't, I couldn't just have like, do an hour and a half, two hours of the targeting just by itself.

Yeah.

'Cause it, it, it, it, it-

Yeah, you're right.

It's heavy.

It's almost like you gotta add some levity to it, you know?

Yeah.

Like, it, it makes...

It's, yeah.

Uh, I think 'cause, I think it's, in a way, it's therapy for all of us, you know what I mean, who feel like we're being bothered.

It is.

You know, this, uh, this helps a lot of people, you know?

I don't, w- I want people to understand that I'm not making fun of them.

I'm not ma- making fun of the stuff.

I'm making fun of myself.

I'm making fun of, of, like, just li- ...

I mean, you get, you have, you, you gotta be able to la- laugh at yourself in the situation, you know? Like, um-

I agree 100%.

Yeah.

Because if you don't do that, you never know what's gonna come along and make you just wanna fucking, like, jump out of a h- like a, a high-story building or, uh, try to play Superman or y- you try to fly off a bridge or something, see if you can stop a train.

[laughs]

This is Noodle.

"Hi, Noodle.

How you doing?" Say hello to the crowd.

"Hi, crowd.

How you doing? [laughs] Hey, any of you ladies out there wanna send me some nudes? [laughs]"

[laughs]

That's actually what that fucking noodle, you gotta go back in your hole.

Not in the hole.

Which one you talking about, man?

[laughs] It's hilarious, man.

That was actually-

That's fucking hilarious

... actually, Lord, please excuse me.

Uh, that, that wasn't very Christian of me.

Uh, Noo- Noodle, he just, uh, he just got a mind of his own.

That's all I'm saying.

Uh, and y'all have to check him out, uh, on Noodle's World of, of Neuroscience.

Uh, and he, um, he, uh, he, he t- teaches, he talks about neuroscience, uh, in, in a, in a format that kids can understand, but also dumbasses.

Uh, so dumbass adults who think that, uh, that, uh, it's not, it's, it's okay for you to slam your head into other people a bunch of times and, and you're not gonna have any problems in life.

You know, it's like, uh, Kent Johnson or, or what's, uh, Kevin Johnson, form- former, um, Philadelphia Eagle, was found murdered in a, in a homeless encampment out in LA the other day.

Oh, for, for real? I didn't hear about that.

What do you think happened?

Did you hear, w- I- i- it, when? Uh, it was in last week.

Yeah.

Maybe two days ago.

And he, he, you know, falling on har- hard times after, a- after, uh, his stint in, in the, uh, in the league and, uh, you know, and it happens to more folks than you understand.

Like, um, these guys, it, it's, it's not a guarantee at, a, a, a life of, um, luxury or, um, you know, h- high finance.

You know, it's a, it, it's a, it's, um, people, they, they jump in and they get a big chunk of money at the beginning, and they, they spend it like crazy, and then all of a sudden, uh, there's no more coming in, you know? [laughs] And if they're, if they're married at the time, and then, like, the judge sets, like, alimony and, and support stuff on the money you're making then, and the- then you're not playing in the league anymore, and you're just, like, trying to sell cars or, like, you know, th...

like I, like I am right now, laying tile or, uh, or-

Yeah

... uh, you know.

[guitar strum] A little bit of music.

[guitar strum] Anyway, so, uh, got a song today we're gonna play.

It's called Lesbian Seagull.

Um.

[laughs]

Wrote it about my, um, about my, my publicist, Maureen.

Um, uh, I had given her the book, um, John Livingston Seagull, you know, the, um, the Richard Bach book.

And, uh, she, um, she bought me a, uh, a tutu in response, and I'm not really sure how to take that.

[laughs] She bought you...

That's hilarious.

She, she got me that and a box of tampons.

I'm not sure w- why, what, what that's supposed to mean.

Um-

That's fucking hilarious

...

I, I th- I think it's like a dig.

Um, but I'm like, I'm like...

And you know, it, it...

My, my, my, my, my, my stylist, Lamar, he, he really, he, he's the one that explained it to me, and, uh, I just, I just don't understand the culture, you know.

Um, uh, I have some, uh, I have, I have some alternative lifestyle, um, like- Family members, uh, mostly that I, I was, wasn't raised around because of their sinful, sinful ways and, uh, and lifestyles.

Um, but um, I mean, it's not so much sinful anymore, but uh, it's, it's considered more, um, just, just an abomination nowadays, uh, in these parts.

Um, uh, and that's not my opinion.

That, that, that's, that's, that's just the status quo in Hicksville, um, down here in Peckerwood Flats.

Um, you know, we're, we're...

I, I'm all about...

Now look, I, I want people to, to be able to, uh, to, to, to be as miserable as, as everybody else, you know? Uh, I think that, that, that everybody should be recognized for who they are.

I personally, um, identify as chicken salad sandwich, uh, because-

[laughs]

... that's delicious, you know? And I figure-

Yeah

...

they could use some letters in the acronym, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Chicken salad sandwich.

[laughs] That's hilarious, man.

Hey.

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Well, uh, are you, you gonna play Trap House Gatilian or what are you, what are you thinking about playing?

I, I think I'm gonna play, um...

I've got this song that everybody keeps trying to tell me to play.

It's called...

I've been trying to figure out, find the lyrics, stuff where it's, it's called Quietly, Quietly, Far, Far Away.

They keep telling me to play Quietly, Quietly, Far, Far Away, and I can't find the lyrics anywhere.

So, uh, I think they may just be telling me to shut up.

[laughs] Uh, [guitar strum] see, I'm not sure.

Let, let's, let's, um, let, let's just see where it goes.

We'll, uh-

All right

... we'll play this, we'll play this one by ear.

I'm all for it, man.

[guitar strum] Let's see.

And scene.

[upbeat music] Woo.

Ba-ba.

Low and wide, it's a Cadillac ride.

Slow and wide, it's a Cadillac.

Slow and wide, it's a Cadillac ride.

Slow and wide, it's a Cadillac.

Long and lonely road in this beat up Cadillac.

Where my story must be told.

So my mind can find some slack.

Touchdown Tommy 'cause I came to rock.

Bring a fresh new flavor to the butcher block.

I was a peaceful man, laid back and mellow.

Until some sucker pushed my buttons and I beat the fellow.

Well, beat down like Apollo Creed.

I almost killed a man when it devastated me.

I'm touchdown Tommy and I came to say.

We gotta love one another today.

Love one another today.

Love one another today.

Love one another today.

I was the man on the football field.

Until political scenes just made me ill.

Too many big money motherfuckers running the game.

It ain't a sport, it's just a money machine.

Treat me like a piece of meat, I say bye bye.

People stop me on the street, ask me why.

This is what I sing as I carry along.

I just wanna live my life and sing my song.

On this long and lonely road in this beat up Cadillac.

Where the story must be told.

So my mind can find some slack.

Peace, I'm the priest.

You listen to the words real live with their success.

Living dead just like the drones in Thunder.

Riding around connecting like lightning and thunder.

Well, I'm the pinnacle wearing dark sunglasses.

Bringing knowledge to the people through the power of the masses.

Now my screen's just like the little girl's dream.

Always said you look like my man Kareem.

Low and wide, it's a Cadillac ride.

Slow and wide, it's a Cadillac.

Low and wide, it's a Cadillac ride.

Slow and wide, it's a Cadillac.

Long and lonely road in this beat up Cadillac.

Where my story must be told.

So my mind can find some slack.

Call me touchdown Tommy and I came to rock.

Touchdown Tommy and I came to rock.

Touchdown Tommy and I came to rock.

I got a new definition and it goes for the clock.

And I'm jacked up like Cassius Clay.

I'm touchdown Tommy and I came to say.

We gotta love one another today.

Yeah, love one another today.

Yeah, yeah, you gotta love one another today.

Gotta love one another today, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Love one another today.

Love one another today.

Low and wide, it's a Cadillac ride.

Slow and wide, it's a Cadillac.

Low and wide, it's a Cadillac ride.

Slow and wide, it's a Cadillac.

Long and lonely road in this beat up Cadillac.

Where my story must be told.

So my mind can find some slack.

Call me touchdown Tommy and I came to rock.

Bring a fresh new flavor to the butcher block.

I was a peaceful man, laid back and mellow.

Until some sucker pushed my buttons and I beat the fellow.

Well, beat down like Apollo Creed.

I almost killed a man when it devastated me.

I'm touchdown Tommy and I came to say.

We gotta love one another today.

Yeah, yeah.

Love one another today.

We gotta love one another today.

We gotta love one another today.

Love one another today.

Things don't get no better down the road I'm going.

Ooh.

Dude, that was amazing, man.

Holy shit That was next level, man

...

I was, that was pitchy, I was, it, it, it was about C, C minus performance on my end.

Sorry about that, guys.

But thank you.

No. D- Tommy, that was good, man.

That was like, that was like next level shit.

That was really good.

That was like, holy shit, man.

That was like, w- holy...

I mean, I, I'm like, that was, y- y- it's like, yeah, I don't even know what to say, man.

I wrote, I wrote, I wrote that in '99.

Wow.

The thing, and then, and that, like the, like the, the, the jacked up like Cassius Clay, he had CTE, and, uh, I, I hadn't, it hadn't even been defined as, as, as, as, as a, as a condition for another five years, so.

Wow.

Just weird.

It's weird.

Hey, hey, sometimes we see the futures.

Sometimes-

Absolutely

... w- like, like, you know, you know, it, it, it, it's possible to be an empath to such a nature that, that you, that you, that you, you remember the future, and you, and you, you can, you can, you can, you can not only feel people's emotions, but you can feel and see their illnesses, and sometimes help them, uh, make those go away, and, uh, and, uh, and, and life, life's just, it, it's just, it's just a journey.

You know? It, it just, it's j- just a reflection of life, you know? And, you know, and you gotta let an artist l- l- like, grow and breathe and, and, you know, just a reflection of where they're from and, and, and, and w- where they come from.

Cletus, he's just, he's just, he's just a salt of the earth old boy.

Um, and, uh, he, you know, he, he, he's trying to get RC Cola to, to, to sponsor him, but they said his, his, his, his, uh, his content is a little racy, you know? Uh-

[laughs]

...

he, he's got the, he's got the, he, he, he's wor- he, he, he, he, he put out a, he put out hi- his, his, he had his Christian period, and it, it, the album he put out, it was called Back to the Bible, Bitches.

[laughs]

And, uh, it was, it, it, it, it was a, it, it, outlaw gospel hip hop, uh, hill hop, uh, album.

[laughs]

And it, it, it, it went cardboard after three years.

And, um-

[laughs]

...

it came out in '99, I believe.

And, uh, and you know, some people was offended by it, but you know, Jesus hung out with murderers and, and rapists.

Yeah.

And, and, and r- and, and, you know, and, and he himself was a cunnilingust, I'm pretty sure.

Uh, he had a way with women.

[laughs]

And, um, you know, and I mean, if he could turn water to wine, I'm sure, I mean, the party's on, y'all.

Whatever y'all want, just, it's stepped up to the table.

You bring a little salt, br- br- bring some grass clippings, it's on.

It ju- boom.

[laughs] Oh.

I, I bet they-

That's hilarious.

You could've been a steel- stand-up comedian, Tommy, for real, you know?

Well, man, we, I used to, I used to be a, I used to be a youth pastor, and, uh, and then I realized that, uh, that, that, that it was just kind of a, it was, felt kinda like a grift.

They wanted me there to entertain the kids and stuff, but, but they didn't want, they didn't wanna pay me nothing.

And, uh, you know, it's, it's like I've been snakebit in the name of the Lord on a little old Plum Creek Road, just Church of the Rock with a little bit of shock.

Talking in tongues is how you know.

Rock 'n' roll Bible and a deals garage.

Don't matter if you don't fit in, just send us all your money and you're absolved of all your sins.

Hallelujah.

Can I get an amen? Can I get a witness? Can I get a hallelujah? That's right.

[laughs]

I feel a sense in, I feel somebody, somebody has been suffering.

That somebody, I feel it's been suffering, and, and they, they've got, they've got an illness.

They've got, they, they, they've got a condition that's got 'em just so worried, and, and, and they don't wanna tell nobody about it, but they, they need to hand it over to the Lord, hand, and hand it over to the Lord.

And, and, and then Martha, Martha Ray, Martha Ray, step forward.

Step forward.

Now step forward.

Demon, get out.

[laughs]

And, uh, a- and I don't know if you've ever been snakebit at church, but you know-

[laughs]

...

they don't take you to the doctor.

You, you, you gotta ha- you gotta face that shit better.

You just gotta, you, you have to have...

And if you, if you get sick or, or your hand falls off or something, I mean, it, that, it's probably 'cause you're jerking off too much or something.

I don't know.

I, I, I, I haven't seen the whole rule book on that one.

But, um-

[laughs]

...

I, you know, I think they got it at the Vatican or something.

I mean, uh, you know, um, you know, um, like, the, the, there, there was, I, I don't wanna tell no, no Vatican, like, dirty jokes or nothing, or pr- or, or, or, or priest little boy jokes, 'cause I got a good one, you know.

It's like, uh, the, the y- young priest was there in, in the, in the main priest, he had, he had to, he had to step out for something.

He was sick to the stomach, so the young y- y- young pastor step in there, priest in, and, and, and to, to take the, uh, the confessional.

And, and like, he, he, he, uh, the, the guy in there is talking, he said, he's like, he's like, "Uh, Father, I have sinned, you know.

I, I, I'm, I've had relations outside of my marriage, and, and I got me, I had one of them, uh, screwed it down at the bar, got me, get, get, get, got me one of them, one, one of them, one of them schlobby knob kind of deals there.

And, uh, and, uh, and also, um, also I cheated on my taxes." And, uh-

[laughs]

... and, and the guy, I go, "I, I don't know what to tell him." So he, he, he sees, sees the altar boy going by and he, he reaches out and he says, he goes, he goes, "Billy, Billy, hey." He goes, "Hey." He goes, he goes, he goes, "What, what, what do, what, what do you normally get for a, for, for a blowjob and, and, and tax evasion?" And, and Billy goes-

[laughs]

... "I think probably gonna cut that one."

That's hilarious, man.

They only if you're Baptist or atheist or Hindu, anyth- anyth- anything but Catholic.

Dude, this is, man, this has been good, man.

Really, this was a great show.

Um, well I guess, uh-

Thank you

... yeah.

Um, I don't know.

Um, you wanna do one more before we go? And then we'll, we'll, we'll, I'll just end it at that.

I'll end it with the end of...

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, did you get that, did you get that, um, the file I sent you?

Oh, let me see.

That, that one-

Hold on, let me, let me, let me go check.

Hold on.

Maybe I can show it.

That'd be great.

Like, let me see.

Uh, hold on.

Wait.

It's called Doing It Live, y'all.

Look here.

But like a recording of it live, you know?

I don't have any, I don't have any, I don't have any, I don't have any-

It's, it, it'll be in your it, what's that, What's App.

Oh, shit.

I just got that on my phone.

Um, let me see if I can, uh...

Fuck, let me just, uh, hold up, hold up.

Like, maybe I can just show it on that.

My battery's dying.

dying.I can't see the chat.

I wish I could see the chat.
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A- a- anybody out there, anybody out there, um, um, um, I don't know, uh, looking for, uh, somebody to send money to, I'm, I'm down.

And, um, I mean, I, I, I, I'll be, I'll be your Huckleberry.

Um-
[laughs]

... no, I'm, I've been, I've, I've, I've been financially strained lately.

I, I've been trying to get out to see my son, and, uh, he lives out in the middle of the country.

And, uh, last time I was there, it was February, his, his granddad, uh, th- threatened to have me murdered, and he's, he's connected to the mafia and whatnot.

And, and he, he, um, he used to be a d- defense attorney.

And his partner was, uh, was, was, uh, um, was the guy that they, that they, they, they, uh, based, uh, Better Call Saul on.

And he was a, had, had been a, uh, defense attorney in Kansas City, and then moved to Vegas and became the mayor of Vegas.

Um-
Yeah

... oh, what's his name? Uh, anyway.
It did, it didn't play.
It didn't go, the file didn't come through, but I could, I would only be able to show it on my phone anyway, 'cause like, I, I only have WhatsApp on my phone, but it, it's okay.
Like, we can show it next time.

Look, like-
Like, what was your plan on doing?

I'll do, I'll do another Sunset Song.

I don't, I, I don't, I'm not really feeling Trap House Cotillion tonight.

But, um-
Yeah.
Whatever you want to, man

...

I, I think s-
It's great

...

I'm try- I'm trying, I'm trying to think, sh- sh- shall, shall we go Stank on It, or shall we start something a little more tender-hearted, like Bitch Better Have My Money, or, or, um, or, uh, uh, Cornbread, Cornfed, Thick Ass Thighs, Make C-Notes Fly, uh, Locked In It, L- l- Locked In The Leg Locks, A Punch in the Eye, uh, Ass So Fine Make a Grown Man Cry, something like that? I mean, I mean, you know, that's, that, that, that's, that's my homage, that's my homage to, uh, to, uh, to, uh, Johnny and June Cash.

Carter Cash, you know?
Oh, yeah.

Their love.
I love that.
Yeah.

They, they, they, they had just a tender love like that.

You know? My gr- m- my, my grandparents, they got, they, they got remarried.

They had the re- mar- marriage ce- like ceremony, and th- their, their song was Whoomp, There It Is.
[laughs] That's hilarious.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

Whoomp, There It Is.

Check it, erect it.

I can't even say it.

I can't even say it like that.

It, it, it made, I get, I say, I about said erector set.

Um, but, uh, that's where, that's where, where Pharrell got his first, his first comeuppance, you know? And, uh, he's a nice guy.

I, I had a little talk with him at his 10- 10th high school anni- anniversary, which is a weird place to catch up with somebody.
That's cool.

I didn't go to school with him.

M- my ex-girlfriend did.
Wow, that's-

Prince Asem.

The junior beast, yeah.

Nice guy.

Nice guy.

I think, I think he, he liked the fact that I, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't treat him any different than, than, than the, th- than, than I did, you know, the, the, the waiter that I cussed out 10 minutes earlier.

And, uh, and, and I, I kinda told his bodyguard to get to, to fucking step off and just, and just, we just gonna have a chat, you know?
Yeah.

And I, I thought it was somebody ...

I didn't, I didn't know it was that, that, that, uh, the all I wanna do is zuma, zoom, zoom, zoom, and a boom, boom, and just shake, shake your rump.

That, that, that, that's what, that's what he ma- how he made his first lick right there.

And then-
Wow

... and then he sang a song about a room without a roof.

And you know what that's called? A fence.
Wow.
Dude, that's just-

A room without a roof, that, that's a fence.

Yep, that's a courtyard, man.

Think about it.

That ain't a room.

That ain't a room.
Yeah.

Unless, unless it's a room where the hurricane done took the roof off.
[laughs]

Or, or, or, or like Funka- if, if Funkadelic played there, and the, the, the motherfucking, the roof, the, the motherfucking, you know, right? And blow the roof off the mother.

And, and George Clinton, he's another, he's another one I met.

I, I met him at, I met him in New Jersey at, at Flying J a, a couple weeks after he was inducted to the Hall of Fame.

Nice guy.

Really nice guy.

He sat there and talked to me at the urinal for at least 20 minutes.
Wow.
That's insane.
I love that.
Yeah.

I, but maybe, maybe a little more pinpoint.

I, I, I think-
Tommy, one thing I'm gonna do is before, before we, 'cause like what we'll do is like, like after you play this song, I'll just cut the video.
So I was gonna say, can you tell people about how they can follow you and, uh, and like if they wanna donate to you and if, you know, and, or whatever, you know, like whatever you wanna promote.
And thanks, man.
This was awesome.
You know?

But, you know, sell my art, so if anybody's interested in art, uh, hit me up.

Um, you, you can contact me at, uh, at, at, at Tommy Music Edwards@gmail.com, uh, or Touchdown Tommy Edwards@gmail.com. Um, you can also find me on TikTok at, at Tommy Edwards, uh, or Touchdown Tommy, something like that.

A- and also at Southern Rail Mercantile, that's m- another Tik- that's my backup TikTok.

And, um, I have, uh, oh, um, Cash App.

My Cash App is, uh, is, uh, cashtag, uh, Dr. Gonzo Bing Bong, and it's big D, big G, everything else is s- is lowercase.

Dr. Gonzo Bing Bong.

Write that down okay, guys.

Dr. Gonz...

It, the, th- this, this is like the, the portion of, of, of, of the, of the Sunday service where we pass around the collection plate, and you guys can tithe if you want.
[laughs]

Hey, c- c- hey, 'cause God said that I needed some new seat covers for my car.

And, uh-
[laughs] There it is

... and the car 'cause, because my, my transmission went out Wednesday.

And I, and see, I'm also, I'm, I've been targeting, like the girl I was dating, uh, her, her, her friends, uh, they done, they done start slandering me saying I was, I was dangerous.

I was crazy and dangerous.

And, uh, and that was mean.

And then, and this, this latest night I, I, I told her, her cousin who's just an ignorant bitch to, um...

That's my opinion.

Uh, I'm not slandering her.

That's just my opinion.

Um, t-t- that, um, that she was gonna lose her job for breaking HI- HIPAA, like federal HIPAA regulations, talking shit about a neighbor friend of mine who, who has some, some, some, some health, some mental health issues and, and i- in the past has had some, some, some, uh, um, you know, r- r- run around, not sleep for days k- kind of issues.

And, um, as a way to influence the girls dating.

And, um, and then here lately, she, she was running her mouth at the bar we go to and, and saying how I had threatened her.

And some guy I didn't even, I don't even know came up to me the other night and, uh, and made some veiled threats to me.

And I found out later that they had been there when I got there, and they snuck out the back.

Whoa.

Holy shit, man.

Is that cool? And so, then the, the following Wednesday, uh, that c- that same cousin, uh, uh, called me drunk to harass me and try, try to record me and to try to make me, I guess, seem un- unhinged or crazy.

And she just, she's like, "I go to the, I, I...

When, when are, when are, when are the meetings?" You know, they're watching me too.

You know, the CSI and the form shifters.

And I'm like, I said, "Sherry," I said, uh, "CSI, you talking about a TV show? What's going on here?" I said, "As far, as far as meet- meetings go, I mean, they have those seven nights a week at churches all around town.

Um, and, and, and you, I'm sure you can go online and, and find like a schedule when, when they are, where they are.

That'd probably be good for you." She was drunk when she called.

And I said, "You know, now remember, you can't talk to anybody or tell anybody about who you saw there, you know? Like when I went, when I went to the same kind of meetings in Malibu, like I, I, I met like s- like, what, Scott, um, Scott Weiland and, and some, and some other folks like that, but I'm not allowed to say anything about hi- about, about that.

Sorry about that.

But he's passed away, so I don't think it matters now." Nice guy.

He was a nice guy.

Um, and, um, also, um, yeah.

So AA, AA, you know, that was it.

She was saying, she was ma- I think she was talking about like the secret CIA meetings or whatever, and I'm like, "That, that, we don't meet.

Like other people meet, like y'all, y'all is the one that meet to come in and, and, and, and, and to play," what's it called? Um, "street theater." You know, street theater where they c- they, they come in and do the humiliation ta- tactics and fuck with you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Talk about all the shit in your life.

Yeah.

And, um, I'm pretty sure that she and, a- and, and the girls dating were, were, were part of that from, from the get.

And, uh, and it's just like, uh, it's just, you know, the, there's that song, just try to strip you of all your s- your self-worth and self-confidence and, and, and break you down.

But, um, I'm, um, at, at this point I'm resilient.

I'm more resilient than I have been, uh, in a while.

And I, I think-

Yeah

... it's all this grape ju- it's, I'm, I've been drinking a lot of grape juice, man.

And it makes me feel like Superman.

I mean, some of, some of it's a little tangy and, and may have gone bad or something.

But hell, um-

Mm.

The, the o- the one bad, the one bad thing is that I take, I, I, I take out six or seven mailboxes on the way to work every morning.

But, um-

[laughs] That's hilarious, man.

Definitely, man.

That's, that-

Bro, it-

You're hilarious, man.

Yeah.

I, I already, I taped that, I taped that headlight back on a couple times.

You know, whatever.

[laughs]

Put a flashlight in there, turn it on at night, you know, just whatever.

You know?

Dude, we, I'm, I'm gonna have a, I'm gonna have a get together soon.

I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but I'm, I'm putting together a get together-

Bonfire party

... you know?

Bonfire party.

Maybe, maybe in New Orleans.

We gotta have a bonfire party.

You know? May- I think I'm...

You know, 'cause there, I know a woman who has a bed and breakfast in New Orleans, so she said she'd, you know, she'd give us, you know, a...

She comes on my show, you know? And she said she would give us like a deal on it, you know? So that's where it's like looking more like, you know, every day, you know, like where I'm gonna try to do something is New Orleans, if I can.

New Orleans.

You know?

Or I would, I, I got, I may not come to New Orleans.

Like, like, like I went to Mardi Gras there.

Like, uh, I got, got a call right as they, they, they, they did a press conference in my, at my off-campus house.

And my buddy who, who was, who was a National Guard at the time, uh, in fact, and he, he's a, he's a contractor for the intelligence community now.

Um, a- a- and convinced me to go with him.

And then I got separated from him, and I got, um, I got drugged, abducted, and assaulted that night.

When I was 21.

Oh, fuck man.

Right after I ended up leaving, leaving tech.

Yeah.

As, as, that was punishment for that.

And, um-

Wow

... all, all I'm gonna say is, is i- if I ever find that dude that was wearing that, that, that, that, that, um, that, that Richard Cunningham, uh, Happy Days mask, I'm gonna rip that mask right off his face and, uh, and uh, and punch him right in hi- in his kisser.

Actually, it was two chicks.

But, um, it was, it was weird.

And I got, I came to about 5:30 in the car, uh, a cab, and they said, "Where do you want us to drop you off?"
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And, uh, I was on Canal Street.

And, uh, so maybe, uh, maybe Charleston, South Carolina.

[laughs]

Oh, no, yeah, that's a, no, yeah, no, Charleston's good, yeah.

There's a lot of, there's a lot of historical stuff in, uh, in Charleston.

I bet you Missy, Missy who comes on my show, Missy Hill, I bet she, she knows a lot about Charleston.

I've been to Charleston before.

I like it.

It's nice.

It's, and it's definitely, we could do it there, you know? And like, yeah, there's...

And we, that's close to the border of North Carolina too, so we could go over into North Carolina if we wanted to.

That's, I used to do that with like the, the surf rats.

It's not really-

Like it-

It's not-

Yeah.

It's not re- not, it's not all that close to North Carolina.

Myrtle Beach is close to North Carolina.

You don't live here?

Yeah, I mean, it, I mean, everything, but, no, South Carolina's small, so everything's, it's kind of relatively close.

But, um, actually, like Huntsville, Alabama, we, we, we got Redstone Arsenal down there.

Or we got, and that's right, r- j- j- just, just a stone's throw from, from, from, from, from Nashville, which is one of the biggest psyops on the planet.

Um, and get, get down there and g- every, everybody get, uh, tag and follow around.

Uh, last time I was really out, out there hanging out, I had, I had one of them men in black experience and lost eight hours w- with my friend Leah.

Holy shit, man.

W- I woke up, my pants was u- u- unbuttoned and that, that, my, my, my handler, that, that, that W- that William Corey, Frankenstein guy, he told me that, that, that, that they took eggs a- and sperm.

And, uh, I can attest to that night I was snuggled up with this, this beautiful little girl trying to protect her and, and I, I, there wasn't, wasn't anything going on.

I'm, they must have took it, t- they must have took, taken the whole milkshake, man.

Holy shit, man.

Yep.

It was weird.

You know, our, our stream's cutting out.

Something's happening.

Like, you're starting to cut out, and then I just noticed I cut out.

I don't know what's going on.

It's like, it's weird.

Like, you know, I don't know.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I, I, I, I tell you, I have, uh, shared too much too soon tonight, and I apologize.

It's, that's just not, that just ain't Christian to me.

Um, I, I do, I do like to, I like to close on, on, on this one number.

Oh, yeah.

It's called, it, it's called Hello My Baby, Hello My Darling, Hello My Ragtime Gal.

Not really.

Okay.

I, I'm waiting for this little frog to get out and dance and sing, but he won't do it unless nobody's watching.

That, that's, that, that's the catch-22 of it, man.

You know, you know? You ever caught, you ever caught the 22? My buddy caught one in his shoulder.

He had to ha- have that slug removed.

[guitar playing] Okay, um, trying to, I'm try- I'm trying to think.

What, what, what kind of song you wanna hear? You wanna hear something, uh, melodic? You wanna hear something-

Every-

... rags?

Every one, every one you play is good.

Every one you play is good, so I think we'll be, we'll all be happy with whatever you choose because, like, they're all good, you know?

Okay.

If I had a pick, that would be awesome.

Let me see, uh, if I can...

I forgot.

Just something real close here 'cause it's, the, my, my fingernail's about to fall off.

I, I, I worked 36 hours in three days laying tile this week.

Um-

Holy shit, man

... yeah.

And, and, and that's just the last three days.

I, I also worked other days, um, and, uh, just that was, that's the, the, the first three on this, on this, um, on this pay period.

Um, and, uh, I'm trying to make some, I'm trying to make some duckets, y'all.

I got, my transmission went out on my car, and I'm being harassed.

I gotta, I need to hire a lawyer for, for multiple things, uh, defamation lawsuit.

But mostly I just need to, to, to, to be able to, to go see my son out in Kansas, and, uh, and I got, I got, I got a guitar for him for his birthday, and I, I haven't been able to send it to him 'cause I just hadn't had, had the money to, to pay for the shipping.

Um.

[guitar playing] Woo.

I, I, I, I didn't realize they were gonna have to put it on a ship to get to Kansas.

[guitar playing]

Oh, holy shit.

Um, let's see.

Okay.

This is, this is, this is kind of a, this is called Truth and Deception.

This is kind of a, a, a, an homage to, uh, to, um, uh, the music of Appalachia, you know?

Yeah.

[guitar playing]

Well, I walk on the mountain.

Well, I see that sunrise.

Well, I know you are my brother.

When it comes my dying time.

Listen song, me dear mama.

Listen to my marble songs.

I hope you feel the truth I speak here.

About a good life gone all wrong.

I was a child.

I was a savior.

I was a hope in troubled times.

To see your life on forever.

Just a short time 'neath earthly skies.

Listen to song, to me dear sisters.

Listen to my marble song.

Hope you feel the truth I speak here.

About a good life gone all wrong.

About a good life gone all wrong.

There is truth.

There is deception.

There is peace of heart and mind.

There is a path into the kingdom.

It is narrow and hard to find.

Listen song, me dear daddy.

Listen to my marble song.

Hope you feel the truth I speak here.

About a good life gone all wrong.

[guitar playing] There's a story I will tell you.

But it's not for the weak of heart.

Sorta tale of love and heartache.

About this life and how I'll start.

[guitar playing]

Dude, that was-

Oh, goodness.

Goodness gracious.

Dude, this was, this was amazing.

That, yeah, yeah, I just wanna say thank you so much to Tommy.

This was awesome, guys.

Thank you guys for tuning in tonight.

I think I'll be back tomorrow or, uh, I maybe have a day off tomorrow, but I mean, you know, I, I'll see you guys one way or another soon here.

Thank you everybody for tuning in.

Thank you, Tommy.

I love you guys.

Yep.

I will see you guys soon.

Love it, yep.

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