Bigfoot

We've got naughty politicians, cultural chaos, and a deep love for the Pacific Northwest.

Including Bigfoot.

It's thoughtful, irreverent, occasionally serious, and always entertaining.

Let's fall down the rabbit hole

The Damariscotta Police Department released their official findings.

Bigfoot isn't real.

Apparently, the Damariscotta cops had received word of a very large and hairy individual roaming around town, but when they located and contacted said individual, they realized that the mysterious creature was, in fact, a man in a costume.

Case closed.

And actually, this isn't the first Bigfoot debunking news we've shared with y'all this year.

Back in March, episode 461 to be exact, we talked about a documentary that debunked one of the most famous Sasquatch sightings in history, footage from 1967 that was recorded in the Pacific Northwest.

It's a dismal year for Bigfoot believers.

I suspect they'll keep the faith and would argue that just because Damariscotta police found an imposter, we shouldn't rule out the existence of Sasquatch altogether.

But they're more than that.

Yep, it's really me, Bigfoot.

Because today, in an age when nothing is as it seems-

More fake news.

Nick Kroll, you couldn't even capture him on camera.

He was like Bigfoot before that.

Yeah, he was good.

But I'm thinking of more of the comedy legends like Peyton Manning came through.

She's also reoccurred on Once Upon a Time and had roles on SWAT, The Leftovers, and Sneaky Pete.

She's also had supporting roles in the indie films Bad Day for Bigfoot with Chris Elliott, Sky Crash, and The Third Shift.

She's just completed her first short that she wrote and directed called This Is Your Life, Sister.

So as you can imagine, we dive deep and we cover a lot and we chat about her love of poetry and performing live for the first time, life after, resident alien, the moments in between work, working on the asylum, being your own best friend, fear, following your passions, the life-changing mindset shift she had as a waitress, tarot and dancing in the dark, plus plenty more.

Like he really does tap in.

oh there's hope because I want to be a showrunner for my shows and I was like are there people like that that's oh

yeah oh yeah there's I just worked on an indie film called Bad Day for Bigfoot and the director is so spiritual and not and when I say spiritual I'm not talking about like religion I'm talking about he really believes in putting his feelings into the script and that script going out into the world and that thing connecting with everyone else and that's the spirit of it and

You

It's not good for you.

Now, do they say like Bigfoot or anything is going on over there?

There was some myth for Arkansas.

I can't remember what it was, though.

Have a good night, everybody.

Reality isn't what it seems Abductees taking over the craft with a tractor beam Is life a simulation or an astral dream? Aliens travel through black holes in different galaxies Life is a bizarre odyssey With a mic talking about philosophy While Bigfoot is stalking campers As a wendigo walks through the woods of shopping antlers Using Ouija board to talk to the dead like a necromancer There's so many questions and not enough answers So if you're interested And mysteries and abnormalities Tune in and listen to inquiries of our reality So if you're interested in mysteries and abnormalities Tune in and listen to inquiries of our reality

Now, here's where things get weird.

Because these semi-incarnate entities hadn't returned to Earth looking to recruit members of Delta Force, Navy SEALs, France's GIGN, Canada's Joint Task Force 2, which makes me think of Vindicator and Sasquatch.

Hell yeah.

Immediately.

I still like Scooby-Doo Mysteries and stuff.

And Jughead and Mr. Bigfoot.

Oh, I like the Archies.

I used to buy the comics.