Cryptids

Number one, what is a cryptid? A cryptid is basically like an animal that people think exists, but that is not scientifically proven to exist.

Okay.

We'll start with the most classic one, which is Bigfoot or Sasquatch.

Did we talk about Bigfoot? Did we talk about it on Mike recently? Yeah.

Probably.

I'm always bringing up Bigfoot.

Or was it in our regular? No, we definitely talked about Bigfoot like a week ago.

I'm just not sure if we riff and it's going to be the same thing.

If people are going to be like, you just said that last week.

Or if we said that in our own private conversations.

It's impossible to know.

But you

know what? So many people these days are bootlegging our private conversations that they get out there too.

Exactly.

I mean, I was going to say, Tim, that I know I record all of our private conversations.

Yeah, you have a Nixon-like setup in your home.

Yeah, I'm always taping.

I'm always trying to come up with blackmail material.

I'm always bringing up leading topics like Bigfoot.

You ever read a Reddit thread of like, am I the asshole? Or just like somebody asking for advice for something.

And then you start reading the comments and people are giving advice and stuff.

But then somebody will be like, I looked at your chat history and your comment history.

And you were a freak.

You were secretly videotaping your girlfriend in your home.

These things happen.