Loch Ness

They are actually putting seatbelts on roller coasters.

There's a Loch Ness monster sighting and somebody's living in a sewer in Baltimore.

Oh, that's next.

You're in the middle of the Waddle and Sylvie show.

The next coaster, big coaster I go on, I'll be a little more nervous.

Now, look, it was a one in how many million ride thing, but still one is too many.

Loch Ness Monster sightings more than double since last year.

Not everyone's convinced, though.

We had two lost episodes between last week's show and this week's.

So here from December 11th, 1951 is Pursuit and the Loch Ness Killers.

And

now, Pursuit.

Pursuit.

In just a moment.

Now, with Ben Wright starred as the famous Inspector Peter Black of Scotland Yard, we bring you tonight's story, Pursuit of the Loch Ness Killer.

Pursuit of the Loch Ness Killer

First is St. Columba.

Saint Columba, and I did an episode on this years ago, he is one of the first historical recordings of the Loch Ness Monster.

He was traveling to evangelize the pagans throughout Scotland.

He was walking around Loch Ness, and that is when he sees the beast attacking the pagan men.

He killed a pagan child, actually.

columba goes and blesses the child essentially raising him from the dead then learns about the beast so he goes out to the loch and he blesses the loch and the beast flees the loch ness monster flees so here we have him defeating evil in lakes why not bring him back to camp crystal lake to do it again same story with st brendan the navigator he finds an island while he's traveling in his boat until that island starts to move a little bit and then he sees that that island has some scales the island was a giant sea-snake so then he blesses it and he's saved so these two gentlemen these two saints i believe both irishmen They could help with that squirrely underwater Jason that can swim really fast.

I'm going to break my rule here, and I'm going to call upon Our Lady because it fits really well here.

Jason is killing people because his mother was murdered.

all right what did i do

Loch Ness monster sightings have more than doubled in 2020.

Oh, there's no Loch Ness monster.

Didn't you say there haven't been any in a long time? You said that last week.

You said nobody sees that monster.

No, the people see them for their own reasons, but they did a complete hydrographic survey of Loch Ness with precision, found nothing.

Okay, the official Loch Ness Monster sightings register has recorded, and this is the news, this isn't lying.

Drunken

thursday friday saturday sunday and monday and i'm back with you on tuesday all right just want to make sure so we yeah you know what to do yeah yeah um hey i'm talking about uh i'm sorry anytime it's halloween i like to find the spooky stories and i don't know i don't even know if this is spooky uh but they're saying that this year There's more sightings of this than there have been in a long time.

And that is the Loch Ness Monster.

The official Loch Ness Monster sighting register has recorded.

How many do you think so far this year in 2026? They say legitimate sightings.

But isn't that like the Bigfoot where the guy who did the prank said it's not even real? I'm

and say and say you saw

it yeah i saw it prove i didn't

go ahead how much do you think loch ness has brought into to their uh tourism revenue it says 55 million dollars i'm

They are actually putting seatbelts on roller coasters.

There's a Loch Ness monster sighting and somebody's living in a sewer in Baltimore.

Oh, that's next.

You're in the middle of the Waddle and Sylvie show.

The next coaster, big coaster I go on, I'll be a little more nervous.

Now, look, it was a one in how many million ride thing, but still one is too many.

Loch Ness Monster sightings more than double since last year.

Not everyone's convinced, though.

You

know, this headline is a little misleading, because when it says Loch Ness Monster Sightings more than doubled in 2026, you're like, oh, wow.

What? But it doubled from 8 to 15.

How about 0 to 0? Oh, no, we're seeing it.

It's just showing you his wiener.

I like to breach my wiener.

The official Loch Ness Monster Sighting Register, which we all subscribe to, has recorded 15 on-site reports.

In 2026.

But this year, we are seeing a spike that is unheralded.

When it comes to Nessie, the Loch Ness monster.

In fact, yeah, Nessie.

I've been there.

You've been to Loch Ness? I have.

Did you see Nessie? Did not.

Oh.

They tried to sweep...

Okay, stop.

The official Loch Ness Monster Sightings Register has recorded 15 on-site reports in 2026, more than double the six-log throughout all of last

year.

The most recent came from a German visitor named Felix.

I don't know how we got into it, but we were talking about something.

And I said, yeah, you know, I believe in dragons.

And he said, yeah, and you believe in the Loch Ness Monster too.

And I said, yes, I do.