TLPP: The Battle to Publish Pandemic-Critical Content w/ Bretigne Shaffer

Bretigne Shaffer writes children's horror, superhero graphic novels, and dark comedy about COVID — and she self-publishes all of it, because no traditional publisher (or Netflix) will touch a story that's critical of the pandemic response. We talk about her Halloween story Elixir of Fear — a 19th-century patent-medicine salesman who's also a wizard, a "budgie flu," and a whole town swept up in a fear campaign — why great art about COVID hasn't arrived yet, the people now pretending lockdowns "weren't a big deal," and why she moved her family from California to Kentucky. Plus: the lost world of literary journals, short stories as Hollywood IP, B-movie horror vs. gore, The Exorcist, her upcoming short story collection and her novel Davy Sunshine and the Big Pandemic, the Lady and the Unicorn tapestry — and the burning question of whether female unicorns have horns. Find Bretigne's books and Substack and follow Lou on all platforms below.  Bretigne Shaffer Website & Substack: https://www.bretigne.com Books: Annabel Pickering & the Sky Pirates · Urban Yogini: A Superhero Who Can't Use Violence Watch full episodes on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4Vb53s4I0A&list=PLb5trMQQvT077-L1roE0iZyAgT4dD4EtJ Listen on Apple Podcasts → https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lou-perez-podcast/id1535032081 Listen on Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/2KAtC7eFS3NHWMZp2UgMVU  Co-host of Happy Hour Econ → https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/happy-hour-econ/id1863476697  Lou's book — That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore: https://amzn.to/3VhFa1r  Rock XX-XY Athletics. Get 20% off with promo code LOU20: https://www.xx-xyathletics.com/?sca\_ref=7113152.ifIMaKpCG3ZfUHH4  TheLouPerez.com |  [info@thelouperez.com](mailto:info@thelouperez.com)  Newsletter: https://substack.com/@louperez  Watch my sketch comedy streaming on Red Coral Universe: https://redcoraluniverse.com/title/the-lou-perez-comedy-68501a2fd369683d0f2a2a88?loopData=true&ccId=675bc891f78f658f73eaa46d 0:00 – Intro: Bretigne Shaffer braves a cold 0:58 – The stomach bug that took down Lou's whole family 2:16 – Elixir of Fear: a COVID fable in children's horror 3:35 – The "budgie flu" and how fear campaigns work 4:50 – John Bellairs and scary-but-not-too-scary stories 6:04 – Why write fan fiction you can't sell? 8:12 – Procrastination and the pain of writing 10:07 – Where's the great art about COVID? 12:26 – "It wasn't a big deal": the lockdown memory hole 15:07 – When COVID skeptics couldn't say a word 17:00 – Her first short story collection 17:10 – Mailing stories to literary journals 19:31 – Tin House, Fiction, and Mark Jay Mirsky 20:37 – Short stories as Hollywood IP 22:07 – Libertarian film studios and fleeing California for Kentucky 22:54 – Halloween, B-movie monsters, and Alligator (1980) 25:09 – Real horror vs. gore: The Exorcist 26:47 – Why she self-publishes 30:07 – Annabel Pickering and Urban Yogini 31:28 – Davy Sunshine and the Big Pandemic 32:53 – Writing for kids vs. adults 34:26 – The Lady and the Unicorn tapestry 36:20 – Do female unicorns have horns? 37:14 – Molière's The Imaginary Invalid 38:46 – Where to find Bretigne #BretigneShaffer #COVID #SelfPublishing #Horror #FreeSpeech #Libertarian #LouPerezPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices