Well, let's have a look at the prizes, because they had to bring in the thing they were most proud of.
I believe it's called a spirometer.
My
Yeah, but
not as fun.
No.
Basically, you blow into it and if you get a high score, that's good.
Your lungs are working.
Yeah, if you get a good score, it means you're still alive.
Yeah, exactly.
And I like the idea that there's some kind of smiley face that activates if you get a high score.
Whereas growing up as a horrible asthmatic, we never had any of that.
Just in my day, you blew into the thing and then a surly nurse went, yeah, all right, you're not dead.
We need more
smiley faces on unpleasant things.
We do.
More smiley faces on medical products.
Yes.
Isn't that just ecstasy? Actually, yeah.
It probably is, isn't it? Don't do drugs, kids.
I know.
Do what you want.
Well, let's have a look at the prizes, because they had to bring in the thing they were most proud of.
I believe it's called a spirometer.
My
Yeah, but
not as fun.
No.
Basically, you blow into it and if you get a high score, that's good.
Your lungs are working.
Yeah, if you get a good score, it means you're still alive.
Yeah, exactly.
And I like the idea that there's some kind of smiley face that activates if you get a high score.
Whereas growing up as a horrible asthmatic, we never had any of that.
Just in my day, you blew into the thing and then a surly nurse went, yeah, all right, you're not dead.
We need more
smiley faces on unpleasant things.
We do.
More smiley faces on medical products.
Yes.
Isn't that just ecstasy? Actually, yeah.
It probably is, isn't it? Don't do drugs, kids.
I know.
Do what you want.
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