LOCK THEM UP!!

Starting, uh, with this, um, so Donald Trump welcomed Xi Jinping at the airport.

Uh, when Donald Trump landed in China, they sent a, a group of children, if you remember, um, in a troll to the Epstein files, I would say.

I mean, that's just my humble opinion, uh, shared by several.

Um, but Donald Trump showed up, uh, in full regalia.

Uh, he showed up by himself.

To welcome him, here's a little quick hit video.

You can see him getting off the plane, and there are US troops on their hands and knees spreading a red carpet for the leader of China.

So [laughs] you know, ostensibly Republicans have been against all this stuff for a long time.

Democrats too.

You know, our neocon, uh, consensus is collectively gasping and holding their pearls.

Um, guys, uh, what do you think of that? Got the same treatment as Putin did in Alaska.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Another carpet.

Yep.

Just loves rolling out those carpets for his, for his friends, doesn't he?

Sure does.

Where have we seen that before? Jake, I thought China was like, you know, dangerous or something.

Turns out [laughs]-

I thought he hated China.

You know-

I thought he was warning us about China.

Yeah.

Uh, again, y- you know, it's, it's a complex relationship, you know? Gotta, gotta fearmonger about China, but also, like, need China because all of our production's in China, so you know.

Strike a delicate balance.

Yeah.