Jun 7, 2026 · 58 min · 11 segments
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Oh.
[clears throat]
So yeah, in runs the, the little, the trash goblin monster-
Goblin.
Mm-hmm
... geared, decked out in Starbuck's armor.
Oh.
[gasps]
Oh, wow.
Is it cardboard? [laughs]
[laughs] Yeah.
Comes rushing in and he goes, "Intruders, you will be defeated.
Brothers, sisters, join me."
I hold the drill out and I say, "That ain't a good idea." D- then I d- whir it up.
[laughs]
[laughs]
Does it have a pull cord?
Yeah.
Like a chainsaw?
[imitates engine whirring] Yeah.
We're not afraid of your machines.
We'll defeat you, you little freak.
What about our minds?
Oh.
[clears throat]
So yeah, in runs the, the little, the trash goblin monster-
Goblin.
Mm-hmm
... geared, decked out in Starbuck's armor.
Oh.
[gasps]
Oh, wow.
Is it cardboard? [laughs]
[laughs] Yeah.
Comes rushing in and he goes, "Intruders, you will be defeated.
Brothers, sisters, join me."
I hold the drill out and I say, "That ain't a good idea." D- then I d- whir it up.
[laughs]
[laughs]
Does it have a pull cord?
Yeah.
Like a chainsaw?
[imitates engine whirring] Yeah.
We're not afraid of your machines.
We'll defeat you, you little freak.
What about our minds?
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