The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

504 - Lindsey Graham, Invading Iran & The Summer of Sh*t

Jul 18, 2026 · 1 hr 19 min · 13 segments

Tim discusses the mysterious and sudden passing of Senator Lindsey Graham, Donald Trump’s speech complaining about voting fraud, an impending US invasion of Iran, JD Vance going on Joe Rogan’s podcast…

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Tim discusses the mysterious and sudden passing of Senator Lindsey Graham, Donald Trump’s speech complaining about voting fraud, an impending US invasion of Iran, JD Vance going on Joe Rogan’s podcast…

Lindsey Graham’s Mysterious Death & Drone Fetish Riff0:38 – 15:16

0:38

Lindsey Graham is no longer with us, and, um, you know, this is a tough moment for our country.

0:49

And, um, he...

0:54

It says CNN, he asked his staffer to call 911 after reporting chest pains.

1:01

But most people are saying he, he was blown up in a, in a Ukrainian drone facility that he was inspecting by Russia, that Russia might have either poisoned him or they might have blown him to bits.

1:20

I love these drones.

1:22

They look good.

1:24

I love a drone.

1:26

[imitates explosion] That's probably the last thing he saw was a drone.

1:32

I love these drones.

1:34

They're big and hard.

1:36

They fly through the air, these drones, and they kill a lot of bad people.

1:43

Some people gotta be killed.

1:47

[imitates explosion] I don't know, it feels like, uh, people are saying that, um, the timeline does not add up and that Lindsey Graham, who was pretty...

2:00

Seemed fine, but, I mean, Trump said that his dad died of the same thing around the same age, Lindsey Graham's father, and that genetics is genetics.

2:12

But I w- I want to imagine Russia blowing up a, a drone facility where Lindsey Graham is.

2:24

I think it's a better way for him to have died, and I want that to be the f- lasting image I have of Lindsey Graham in my mind, just kind of like in a drone factory, hot, sweaty men and big drones.

2:42

Just kind of in a, in his happy place, you know? Sweaty military guys and big drones, and...

2:48

What will you do with these drones? I love these drones.

2:57

Yeah, I mean, he toured a Ukrainian drone factory before his southern, sudden death.

3:02

What a weird thing to do, to tour a drone factory.

3:07

What an odd thing to do.

3:11

He went to a drone factory to take a tour.

3:17

He loves death.

3:20

I love these drones.

3:23

He loves death, that guy.

Lindsey Graham’s Mysterious Death & Drone Fetish Riff0:38 – 15:16

0:38

Lindsey Graham is no longer with us, and, um, you know, this is a tough moment for our country.

0:49

And, um, he...

0:54

It says CNN, he asked his staffer to call 911 after reporting chest pains.

1:01

But most people are saying he, he was blown up in a, in a Ukrainian drone facility that he was inspecting by Russia, that Russia might have either poisoned him or they might have blown him to bits.

1:20

I love these drones.

1:22

They look good.

1:24

I love a drone.

1:26

[imitates explosion] That's probably the last thing he saw was a drone.

1:32

I love these drones.

1:34

They're big and hard.

1:36

They fly through the air, these drones, and they kill a lot of bad people.

1:43

Some people gotta be killed.

1:47

[imitates explosion] I don't know, it feels like, uh, people are saying that, um, the timeline does not add up and that Lindsey Graham, who was pretty...

2:00

Seemed fine, but, I mean, Trump said that his dad died of the same thing around the same age, Lindsey Graham's father, and that genetics is genetics.

2:12

But I w- I want to imagine Russia blowing up a, a drone facility where Lindsey Graham is.

2:24

I think it's a better way for him to have died, and I want that to be the f- lasting image I have of Lindsey Graham in my mind, just kind of like in a drone factory, hot, sweaty men and big drones.

2:42

Just kind of in a, in his happy place, you know? Sweaty military guys and big drones, and...

2:48

What will you do with these drones? I love these drones.

2:57

Yeah, I mean, he toured a Ukrainian drone factory before his southern, sudden death.

3:02

What a weird thing to do, to tour a drone factory.

3:07

What an odd thing to do.

3:11

He went to a drone factory to take a tour.

3:17

He loves death.

3:20

I love these drones.

3:23

He loves death, that guy.