Jun 1, 2026 · 1 hr 2 min · 13 segments
Jo and Rob deliver their final testament on the 'Euphoria' Season 3 finale. (0:00) Intro (0:58) Instant Reactions (07:38) Rue (14:45) Lack of Jules (21:48) Homestead finale (35:10) Meaning behind the episode title (42:15) Fez (54:00) Will Euphoria return? Email us! maddysnumberoneboy@gmail.com or prestigetv@spotify.com Follow us on IG and TikTok! Subscribe to the Ringer TV YouTube channel here for full episodes of ‘The Prestige TV Podcast’ and so much more! Hosts: Joanna Robinson and Rob Mahoney Producers: Kai Grady, Devon Renaldo, and Jamie Yukich Additional Production Support: Jack Wilson, Justin Sayles, Chris Wohlers and Jacob Cornett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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[upbeat music]
Hello, welcome to a very special live episode of the Pressing TV Podcast.
I'm Joyner Robinson.
I'm Rob Mahoney.
And the Euphoria finale has happened to us and to all of you, uh, here on this Sunday evening.
And to Snowflake.
Oh, no, Snowflake's fine.
Well, his eyes were shielded.
Um, listen, spoilers for the Euphoria finale.
Let's just get that out of the way.
Yeah.
Uh, and we're gonna break down the episode, not like sort of beat by beat, but give our more instant reaction.
We are, uh, that's audio coming out of my own laptop.
[laughs]
That's how you can tell we're live.
Um, you can send us questions in the YouTube chat if you want to.
Uh, those we'll, we will address those sort of at the end of-
Yes
...
this episode.
Rob, how are you feeling?
Not great.
Hmm.
I thought this was a deeply strange-
... and mostly pretty bad finale-
Right
... of a show that I quite like, and I, I really wanted to be here in the end in a place of some kind of peace, and I gotta say, I just am not.
[laughs] There's no peace in the valley for Rob Mahoney.
Okay.
Um, this is the Pressing TV Podcast feed.
We are covering Widow's Bay and Cape Fear, uh, coming up, and this is us wrapping up Euphoria, and I also feel pretty bad.
Yeah.
Um, but I do wanna say this.
I'm just gonna give you a, a roadmap of when I cried while watching this episode.
[laughs]
Please.
When Rue reached her mom.
Yes.
Okay.
When Ali found her.
Mm-hmm.
When Jules was painting Rue, um, a silent performance from Hunter Schafer, but nonetheless, an impactful one.
Art is speech.
When Lexi was talking about Rue, I thought Maude Apatow was really good-
Agreed
...
in that moment.
And then when Ali called her his daughter when he got to the homestead.
Yeah.
Um, that really got me.
So there, there is really good stuff inside of this finale, like, I think so.
I agree.
I, I think there's some really, really effective, impactful stuff, and then there's just a lot around it that I think was-
Yeah
... much less successful.
Um, what do you feel like the smartest thing this finale did?
I think the smartest thing is to make it so that Rue delivers Ali some kind of peace-
... rather than the other way around.
I actually found that to be really powerful.
I, how, all the elements of how we got there didn't quite work for me, but look, if we're gonna set up the Moses framing here-
[laughs]
... of who gets delivered to the Promised Land and who doesn't, and Rue is Moses, at, at least we followed through on it.
Yeah.
We'll, we'll circle back to some of the, the Moses imagery here, but, um, for me, it was anchoring us in Ali's emotional journey.
Yeah.
So it's very similar.
Like, the way they used Colman Domingo, not all of it-
Yes
... 'cause I, I, in term- my next question is, like, what is the dumbest thing this finale did? And I think the amount of time we spent on the Nazi shootout at the beginning and then the strip club shootout at the end I think was a misfire for me.
Um, at least in the script- strip club, we had Maddy there, um, who I care a lot about.
But just barely there.
Right.
Not actively doing anything.
Not a thing.
Um, and then Ali there, you know, so Colman Domingo being there-
Yes
... is impactful to me, but I thought there was just so much distraction around what could've been a very strong emotional core of this episode, which is Colman Domingo.
What did you think the dumbest thing this episode did was?
First of all, I, I do completely agree with you on Colman Domingo and his emotion and performance within this episode.
Yeah.
Some of what he's asked to do is, like, just give a PSA about fentanyl.
Yeah.
And I think some of that messaging and tone, while well-intended, I wanna get into it.
I don't wanna be glib about this part of it 'cause you can tell this is a very emotional story-
Mm-hmm
... that Sam Levinson and the people who make Euphoria are trying to convey, not least, not least of all because of, like, their proximity to this kind of death and this kind of overdose with Angus Cloud, right?
Right.
Like, that is not something you just wanna gloss over.
That's not something you wanna joke about.
It is very strange, though, to take a show like Euphoria into this, like, almost direct-to-camera messaging about black and white and good and evil and just, like ...
I mean, hit- hitting everything so hard in the end I just found so odd.
So-
We, we talked about this a little bit last week.
Yeah.
Um, you know, when I said thatHearing some of the things that Ali said, I had literally heard come out of Sam Levinson's mouth.
Yeah.
And once again, like in my notes I wrote, "This is Sam on his pulpit," right? Like, and he's preaching something.
And again, I will say the same thing I said last week, which is like, I understand if he's like, "Here's the Euphoria potentially series finale, but certainly, you know, a season finale of a show that no longer stars Zendaya-
Yes
... or Jacob Elordi.
Um, I'm going to say what I need to say about fentanyl." I agree with you.
Like, I understand the impulse to do it.
Completely.
I don't know that I think it was artistically interesting at all, but like, I understand the very human impulse to be, "Here is my platform.
I'm going to use it.
I want to help people and instruct people." And I will say-
Yeah
... we, we, you know, we watched this sort of like behind-the-scenes, um, that they aired after the episode, and Sam Levinson talking about how, you know, he was an addict when he was younger.
Yeah.
And, um, and when he was younger, fentanyl was not a thing.
And he said, "If fentanyl had been on the market when I was younger, I think I would've died."
Yes.
You know? And, and, um, there's another interview with Sam over on Esquire again this week with my pal Anthony Breznican where he is talking about, you know, "When I was an addict," or he's, you know, you're, you're perpetually an addict, but when, when he was using, that it wasn't one single dumb move and you're dumb as much as it is-
Now
... now.
Yeah.
And, uh, so again, I really understand that impulse to wanna talk about it.
Yeah.
But I think it would've been artistically more interesting, as, as we're watching Jules make this painting, to sort of give it to us in an art form rather than in a s- just saying the thing form.
Exactly.
You know?
I think it makes a lot of sense for this story, and we were primed all season to understand that Rue's story is probably not gonna end super well.
Yeah.
That the stories of addicts a- is a story of struggle-
Yeah
... and oftentimes of relapse, of falling back into bad habits and self-destructive spirals, of en- ending up in a book like Ali's book, right?
Yeah.
Like, there are so many tragic ends here and so much tragic potential that that was probably what was going to happen to Rue.
So I, I, like that part of it is fine for me.
I'm actually kind of glad that that's the ending.
Yeah.
I, like, not that I'm glad that, that Rue died, but I think it's an honest ending-
Yes
... for this character.
Well, especially for a character who spent so much time running and running and running-
Yeah
... from every problem.
Right.
And just to like basically run out of road, and it just, it f- finally caught up to her in the end.
Right.
I just think, yeah, all the messaging by the end, especially through Ali and his voice, is so much like not in the DNA of the show to begin with.
When, when you contrast season one to now, not only are they different shows tonally and structurally-
Right
...
in terms of genre, it's like it really feels more than ever like they had to invent a whole nother show just to get to this endpoint, and I'm just, like, not buying it, and it's also not really what I signed up for.
I do think that the Rue ending, I think there's an elegance in the design of this very tragic ending for this character where-
Yeah
...
it, you know, Alamo intelligently.
Um, with a classic sleight of hand, "I'll take one, you'll take one, we'll be fine, but I'll give you this bottle" sort of thing.
And watching Rue look at that bottle and look at that bottle and knowing inevitably what she's going...
Even if, even if-
Yeah
... like those of us watching it are worried that there is poison in that bottle-
Yes
... knowing what Rue is inevitably going to do time and time again because she is, has an illness, is, you know, it's slow motion tragedy, you know? It's watching a bullet in slow time head towards someone, and I thought that was really effective.
Unquestionably.
Yeah.
And those moments, and all of the Rue stuff in general, if you just wanna like chalk it up to runtime, is dwarfed by-
Yes
...
Nazis and drug dealers-
A- absolutely
... and revenge shootouts.
Right, and it's only by virtue of Ali's sort of emotional-
Yes
... uh, movement inside of that scene.
I, you know, I turned to you while we were watching it.
It was like 30 minutes in and we were still doing, like, Nazi shootout stuff.
Yeah.
And I was like, we could've spent any minute of this time with Jules, and we didn't.
Before we started, I asked for last-minute predictions, and I asked you how many scenes you thought Jules was gonna be in, and you said 1.5, and I think you, if we count the ba- the, the bike flashback-
Yeah, that's the .5
... you nailed it.
Uh-
I fucking hate that I nailed it.
Absolutely.
And then-
I'm so mad about the Jules stuff
... and then 45 minutes in, Rue is de- 45 minutes into this finale-
Yeah
... which is n- uh, you know, 90-plus minutes, uh, Rue is dead.
I thought that was an interesting choice to make.
Like, when, when do you, knowing that, I have to imagine that, uh-
They ran out of shooting days with Zendaya?
I have to imagine that Jacob Elordi and Zendaya both said, "Okay, we'll come back for this season."
Yeah.
But much like Harrison Ford playing Han Solo again, they're like, "You gotta kill us so there's no chance you can try to ask us come, to come back for a season four-
Right
...
if a season four happens." And in that Esquire article, Sam Levinson does say never say never about a season four.
But so if, uh, if Zendaya's like, "You gotta kill me-"
Mm-hmm
... then the math you're doing at home if you're Sam Levinson and his team is how early in this finale can we kill Rue-
Yeah
... and still have an interesting story to tell.
How do you feel like they executed it?
Not well.
Yeah.
I think the stuff involving Rue, as we've mentioned, mostly worked for me.
Yeah, yeah.
episode.Um, let's talk about the Cassie ending really quickly.
Um, 'cause I actually quite liked it artistically-
Mm-hmm
...
even if I-
So what worked for you?
Um, okay.
I thought, I did think the ring light halo-
Yes
... around her was funny and fun-
Agreed
... and I liked it.
Um, in the diner scene between Maddy and Cassie, like, I'm not sure I buy this whole, like, they're the loves of each other's lives, their relationship is the love story of the season-
Not so much
... like, any of that.
I don't really buy it.
But the choice to have one of my favorite songs, Roy Orbison's In Dreams, playing while she's slathering French toast in syrup and thinking about-
For the record, I think that's, like, a normal amount of syrup.
You and I-
[laughs]
... like, wildly differ on syrup.
I think it's disgusting.
But, like-
[laughs]
...
the, the foley on the syrup was meant to make it sound-
Of course
... like, too sickly, too, too sticky.
Like, incorrect.
So, like, this, this, like, sticky sweet, like, idea she had of what her future would be.
Mm-hmm.
And then we wind up this floating camera out of the house, and it looks like a dollhouse.
Right.
And she looks like a doll trapped in a dollhouse.
Artistically-
Definitely works
...
I thought that was pretty interesting.
On the behind the, uh, in the behind the episode video, when Maude Apatow, uh, is talking about that scene between Lexi and Cassie and talking about how they have a failure to emotionally connect-
Mm-hmm
... did that, like, dramatically work for you? Does wa- do- watching two people fail to emotionally connect-
Right
... work for you?
This is like when you're trying to show characters on screen that don't have chemistry, and it's, like, part of the plot that they don't have chemistry.
Right.
Uh, like, I'm talking about you materialists, for example.
It's like, it's, it's-
[laughs]
... it's a tough hang sometimes.
And so the scene-
Materialist catching strays on a, on a-
Yeah.
I mean, the-
...
Euphoria Sunday
...
the scene goes on and on of these two people who just are not on the same wavelength whatsoever.
Yeah.
We've known that since season one.
This is not a revelation.
Right.
And so the idea that at the end of their journeys of season three, Lexi is trying to honestly reach out and communicate something with Cassie about Rue and about loss and about-
Yeah
... reading the Bible, and, like, reaching for a sense of purpose and a way to continue on just in life.
Right.
And Cassie, I think, one, probably isn't equipped to handle all that, period.
Right.
And then two, in this moment is putting on, like, stone-faced smile, I swear everything is okay, like, facade on facade on facade.
Nate might come back.
Nate might come back at some point.
Yes.
I'm cleaning this dildo.
It's fine.
[laughs]
It's fine.
It's fine.
And so, like, it, it kinda works within the structure of those characters, but is it a good scene to watch? Is it an engaging scene to watch? Does it feel like we're paying off a season or three seasons worth of character? I can't say I felt that way.
I think it's a real failure for Lexi.
Yeah.
And this season has been a failure for Lexi because, like, the whole LA Nights Sharon Stone story, like, what...
It felt like we were spinning our wheels.
Similarly with Jules and her, like, sugar daddy, that we were just, and-
No
... and Nate and the housing development.
Like, all of those stories just felt like a reason to check in on these characters, but not an actual story with resolution for them.
Yeah.
I found Hunter Schafer's performance as Jules, and I thought the painting was, like, very poignant, and Hunter Schafer talked about the act of creating that painting herself as an artist.
But, um, but she's just still there with her sugar daddy, and I'm like-
Yeah
... what was w- her emotional journey in this episode is just her grief about Rue, and that is important to me, but I don't know what it tells me about where we're leaving her-
Yeah
... and, and what her life, what is her decision going forward.
Is she on a healthy track? Is she on an unhealthy track? I'm not sure-
I genuinely don't know who she is-
I know how to interpret that
... at this-
Yeah
... point in life.
Right.
I- we barely spend any time with her, and I've found it endlessly frustrating throughout the season-
Yeah
... hoping that, okay, maybe if something dramatic happens in the finale or the penultimate episode-
Right
... we'll get to spend more time with Jules, and we just never did.
And I, I feel like it's so damning that if you take out every single Jules scene of this season, it changes nothing, not a single plot point, not a single bit of character.
Like, she means nothing to anyone in season three of Euphoria, and that's heartbreaking for one of the core characters of the story.
Very similar to...
I mean, I would say the same thing for Lexi, other than, like, circumstances-
Yes
...
the plot, you know, moves some things in certain directions.
She's also, like, getting Cassie on TV and involved in that process.
Yeah
... a character this season.
And so yeah, the, it, the decision that Sam Levinson made to dedicate so much of this season to the Alamo versus the Nazis storyline is boggling-
Yeah
... to me.
When you have incredible actors playing incredible characters that we have a deep emotional investment in, it is extremely strange for us to spend so much time on, I don't give a shit that Laurie jumped off a building at all.
Sorry, I don't.
Like, I don't-
I, I really have no connection to it.
I don't give a single shit about what-
Yeah
... anything that happens to any of the Nazis.
Faye lives? Great.
Like, uh, sh- does she deserve to? I don't know who deserves.
But, like, I, I just, I am just shocked and surprised that, that we wound up here.
I don't know.
I kept waiting for the season to realize it was dwelling in the wrong corners.
Yes.
You know? So.
I think the Laurie stuff in this episode is a great example of that-
Yeah
... where it's like technically, okay, we're building tension.
We're getting this, like, rising, mounting confrontation between the DEA and, and Alamo's gang and Laurie's gang all in one place.
Like, I'm kinda feeling like just the, the physical exhilaration of a set piece, but I don't care about any of it.
And it-
Yeah
... and it feels so far afield of all the stuff I do care about.
It's like a thrash metal concert was going on, and they stopped, and they're like, "Let's do a clarinet solo in the middle of this for absolutely no reason." I don't know why this is happening.
Like, I don't know, I don't know what I'm meant to feel when Laurie kills herself other than I guess a sense of, like, almost she didn't have to do that because they don't actually have any drugs there.
They just have fake drugs and no money.
Just laxatives.
So-
Just a bunch of laxatives
... on your hit list this evening is the film materialists and clarinet music?
Only those at thrash metal shows.
But you're a symphony guy.
[laughs] Well, it, the opposite applies.
It's how you got your famous posture.
If you stop a symphony-
[laughs]
... for a thrash metal guitar solo, the same concept applies.
I just don't understand what one has to do with the other.
Put some respect on the woodwind.
[laughs]
That's all I have to say about that.
Um, on the-
the-Can I ask you a Jules question-
Oh
... before I move on from Jules, though?
Please.
'Cause I fear this is the last we're ever gonna speak-
I would love-
... of Jules
... to talk about Jules.
Who do you think had more screen time in this episode or in the season?
Kitty's BBL?
That's literally what I was gonna ask.
[laughs]
Kitty's BBL or Jules?
I think it was the BBL.
Kitty's BBL gets, like, a walk and talk.
Yeah.
Some close-ups.
Yeah.
Legit reaction shots.
Yeah.
I just don't even know what to do.
[laughs]
What are we doing here? Absolutely.
Come on.
Um, the last thing I wanna...
On, on the Nazi shootout, another baffling moment for me, a, a, a- something that got-
Mm
... a genuine laugh from us in the room-
Yeah
... was when the DEA agent said, "I can't wait to nail these motherfuckers to the cross."
[laughs] I at least...
But what was with the Nazi who's not Wayne?
Mm-hmm.
With the long s- the, like-
That's Nazi number three
...
Jesus-looking Nazi.
Right.
Like, who had, like, a bloody sort of crown and, like...
I was like, are we doing Jesus imagery for a Nazi? Is that what we're doing here in this moment?
Why wouldn't you?
Okay, let's talk about the other, uh, major religious, uh, sort of figure, the Moses of it all.
Okay.
Mm-hmm
... to the Promised Land, but as it says in the Bible, Moses does not get to go to the Promised Land.
Would you say by the transitive property-
Mm-hmm
...
in Ali sort of eliminating Alamo and freeing whatever girls want to leave if they want to leave-
Yeah
...
Kitty takes her BBL on the road it seems like, uh, that kind of Rue did that to a certain degree?
So the let my people go is to let the strippers-
The BBL go
... out of the silver s-
Yeah
... silver slipper?
Yeah.
No, I don't.
[laughs]
Okay.
I don't think that works.
Um-
Not to no-but you, but absolutely not.
Uh, it's not the rule of podcasting.
Um, so the, the address on the homestead-
Mm-hmm
... is Jerusalem Road 613-
Right
... which a number of our listeners wrote in, you know, we were trying to make it, like, a John 3:16 thing, and they're like, well, first of all, 613 or 613 is a very important site of the Jewish faith.
Mm.
But I think our listener Steven really nailed it because he said Exodus 6:13 is when God commanded Moses to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.
This is, and I quote, why not quote the Bible here-
Let's do it
... at the Euphoria finale?
The new Bible or the old one?
Um, it's, uh, definitely Michael York's Bible.
As one does.
And [laughs] and does not get to go to the Promised Land.
Right.
And it is this concept that Mallory and I talk about all the time on House of R when we talk about our Bible, which is Lord of the Rings-
Mm
...
when Frodo said, "I save The Shire, but not for me."
Right.
Right? So Moses leads the people out to the Promised Land, but not for him.
And Jesus-
Yeah
... and Moses-
Wow
... and all, and all things at once.
But, like, is this interesting to you? Does, does the Moses...
Like, did Rue make a Moses-level error-
[laughs]
...
in taking the fentanyl? Is that what we're meant to think? Or are we stretching this to the breaking point and we should just move on?
I think we are stretching it to the breaking point, but as we discussed previously, I think that is part of the text of the show-
Mm
... is the idea that, to be honest, it's one of the things that we do best as humans, which is interpret sometimes seemingly random events and assign them a ton of meaning.
Are we guilty of that on the show? Who knows.
Is Rue the cow? [laughs]
[laughs] The conversation we had about whether Rue was reincarnated as a calf-
I-
I'm, I'm not so convinced that's not what the show is-
I-
... posturing
... definitely think that's what the show is intimating.
Good Lord.
That Dalia's, uh, calf is Rue.
I was legitimately waiting for the little girl to say, "And we named her Ruby."
We named her Ruby.
[laughs]
And it just never came.
That's restraint.
We did it.
Um, episode one, when Rue wakes up in the homestead and the little girl goes, "You want a cup of milk?" "Sure.
Thank you.
That's the best fucking milk I've ever had.
It's Dalia's.
Thank you, Dalia.
Land of milk and honey."
Yeah.
I think Rue's the cow.
[sighs]
[laughs] It's a miracle cow.
It's a few months old.
Yeah.
It's been a few months since Rue died.
I think Rue is the cow.
We spent an hour on Nazis, and Rue is the cow.
[laughs] Euphoria, colon [laughs]
[laughs]
An hour on Nazis, and Rue is the cow.
Um, that's where we wound up here.
Uh, I don't know.
How did, how did the homestead finale work for you? How did Ali showing up there work for you?
Uh, I like the structure of it.
I like the emotion of it.
I like Coleman Domingo's performance, as always.
Mm-hmm.
Do we need Zendaya superimposed back in as a vision-
Mm
... at the end? Not exactly, but I like enough of, like, you know, the shot of, for example, like, the table being set with Ali outside, out the window in the background.
I heard you make a, like-
[laughs]
... a John Ford noise as you were typing [laughs] on your computer.
I, I don't even wanna know what that noise is, but I'm probably guilty of it.
And so as usual, like, cinematically-
Mm-hmm
...
I like a lot of what Euphoria is doing.
Emotionally, I like some of what it's doing.
And in terms of the larger structure of the story it's trying to tell, I am dumbfounded.
Speaking of classic Westerns-
Mm
... uh, when we're on the trip to Mexico-
Yes
... uh, we see a number of movies, uh, throughout this episode.
Lot ...
Everyone likes to watch old movies in the world of Euphoria.
Everyone's watching old movies on Vizio TVs-
Yeah
... and pouring big old glasses of Coca-Cola.
It's true.
Well, we'll talk about the Coca-Cola for sure.
That's not how you pour Coca-Cola-
Please
... at all.
Anyway, uh, down in, down Mexico way-
Mm-hmm
... they're watching the, the film Shane, uh, one of the most famous, uh, gunslinger movies of all time.
Uh, you may know it through the movie Logan, uh, which liberally [laughs] cites Shane-
[laughs]
...
if that's your point of reference.
Um, but the, the scene we get is where the young boy, Jody I think, is asking Shane to teach him how to shoot, right?
Mm.
And right after- like, pretty soon after that, Shane has his most famous monologue about what a gun is, and he says, "A gun is a tool, no better or worse than any other tool, an ax, a shovel, or anything.
A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it.
Remember that.
We'd all be better off if there wasn't a single gun in this valley, including yours." You're thinking about Logan right now.
I mean-
No more guns in the valley
...
when am I not thinking about Logan?
Logan?Peace in the valley.
Um, and then the end of, at the end of Shane, it's very similar to Frodo and Moses [laughs].
Shane brings peace to the valley.
Doesn't he-
This is a more Hobbit forward podcast than I was expecting, but that's on me.
Have you met me?
That's what I'm saying.
That's my fault.
But Shane rides off sort of slumped in his saddle-
Mm-hmm
... and you can decide for yourself whether or not he made it out alive.
But basically he saves the valley, but not for himself.
Right.
Um, so this idea of Ali being there, I really like your interpretation of like it's not about getting the sex workers out of, of the club, it's about maybe rescuing Ali from-
That's what it feels like to me
...
this sort of hamster wheel he was on-
Yeah
... of like s- you know, trying to prostate h- prostrate himself in front of, throw his body in front of all of these young people who are using, and it failing again and again and again and again.
Yeah.
So is there something better he can do? Um, I don't know if better he can do is shooting up a strip club, but is better he can do find some peace for himself at the end of the day?
Yeah.
What do you think?
That feels in, in many cases like the healthiest and most hopeful outcome for any character on this show.
Mm-hmm.
The idea that they could have a sense of closure, of moving on.
And it's one thing you and I have been talking about throughout this season as far as like will Rue get that sort of opportunity? Clearly that wasn't in the cards for her.
But it could be for Ali, someone who has already come to terms with so much more of who he is and what he has done and what he's capable of, and like the de- deepest, darkest parts of himself, and tried to reconcile that out of other people unsuccessfully time and time again.
Levinson and his team have said that they were hoping this would be an uplifting finale.
Mm-hmm.
Does it feel uplifting to you? That there is hope alongside an hour of Nazis and a BBL.
Well, let's talk about who there would be hope for, because Rue is dead.
Nate is dead.
But-
Yeah
... has Rue found peace? When Ali-
If-
... finds her on the couch and he's like-
Yeah
... "May God give her peace," you know? And, and-
Yeah
...
the way that her death is depicted, there is the gasping sounds of her dying that is so horrifying and hard for us to watch, but in those moments inside of her own interior life-
Mm-hmm
... she is united with her mother.
Yeah.
That there is peace there for her.
Does that, uh, work for you? Or you're like, "No, thank you."
I found that moment to be very affecting-
Mm
... and really striking.
Yeah, like reaching into the dark for her mother, for salvation, for hope, like-
Mm-hmm
... on Ali's, on Ali's couch of all places.
Like that part did work.
But if, if the symbol of hope is in fentanyl overdose, that doesn't feel consistent with what the rest of the episode is saying.
I don't f- I don't think the symbol of hope is fentanyl overdose-
Yeah
...
but the symbol of hope is finding peace for some people-
Right
...
in their own way.
And th- look, the show is clearly concerned with that.
Mm-hmm.
It's, it's clearly concerned with the idea of like how do you move on from tragic things? Like what Lexi says about reading the Bible, I'm sure you could superimpose about a lot of the people who are working on the show and have now suffered this kind of tragic loss both within the show and just elsewhere in their lives.
And like how do you pick up the pieces? How do you keep putting one foot in front of the other? It's part of the text of the show.
I'm just like, I feel the whiplash of everything Euphoria has been to get to this point.
Oh, it's a completely different show, as you said.
It's a completely different show.
Yeah.
But it does itself no favors in this finale that it-
Oh, reminding us
... it's like, "Here's a flashback from season one."
Yeah.
100%
...
in one of these like hazy moments.
Yeah.
And it's like if you just keep bringing us back to that place in the way that finales often do-
Often do, yeah
... you're begging a comparison that does not do this season any favors, and I think only serves to contrast how much this show does not pay off that show.
Um, our listener Sydney emailed us to mattysnumberoneboy@gmail.com.
Mm-hmm.
Um, the title of the email is Distracted by the Allure of Parkour.
[laughs]
And Sydney wrote, "Just finished the finale-
Yeah
Yeah
... uh, inside of this episode felt important.
The, the visions that we see of her father.
And I thought, you know, Cassie bringing up her father, like-
Agreed
... those connective tissue moments back to the first season, um, I thought were, I don't know, they worked on me.
That was maybe the most human moment we've had from Cassie in a long time.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, our listener Trish wrote in to say, "Looks like Bishop is Maddy's number one boy, actually."
I guess.
So here's my question.
Well, Snowflake.
Here's my question for you.
Does Bishop's turn here make sense? Was it tipped for us in any way before this episode? Um, you know, earlier in the episode, a few minutes before-
Mm-hmm
...
he decides to turn on Alamo, who he has been nothing but a loyal foot soldier to I think all season-
Yes
...
Maddy says, "You know what I would find surprising? A little grace in this world." And I was wondering if in that moment he was like, "I can provide that for you somehow."
Right.
Um, I think it was like pretty clear for people who know the visual language of cinema that like he handed him an empty gun-
Yeah
... like all of that sort of stuff.
Um-
I d- I did like the splashing of the, the bullets into the blood-soaked carpet.
I, I didn't.
I liked it as a ...
I mean, he's not, he's not doing it for us, he's doing it for Ali.
Like, "Please don't shoot me.
I took the bullets-
Oh, I helped him
... out of the gun."
Sure, yeah.
But I, I just like the visual of it.
And specifically, again, like that sinking sensation of the-
Yeah
... bullets into this like I can only imagine what fluids are in that carpet-
[laughs]
... uh, other than the blood of this moment.
Yeah.
But I did enjoy it.
Mm-hmm
... uh, that that's the first time we see Bishop smile all season.
Yeah.
So, uh, this is a classic, uh, crime story trope.
Henchman turns on crime boss because of a girl or, you know, a soft spot for something.
Yeah.
She's just not, she's not just a girl.
The girl.
Thank you.
The girl of girls.
But-
Euphoria may not know it, but we know it
itThat wasn't seeded at all.
And so it makes his turn confusing
I mean, they had, I believe, one, maybe two previous conversations
Right
And it was like the start of a b- like a kind of a mutual respect, right?
Right
You could see kind of developing between them, but there's no connective tissue.
This is flashed a couple months in the future, so I guess you can kinda fill in the gaps
Absolutely.
But instead of following Kitty's BBL through the club-
Yep
... could we have gotten a montage of like Maddy getting the envelope, going to the club again and again and again-
Yes
... and like her relationship with Bishop developing over those three months at, to the point where when he turns in his incredible coat, we should not neglect the coat, uh, it makes a bit more sense, you know?
Even if we're just getting those scenes and you're seeing like Bishop observe, right? It's like he, he could be a third party kind of like-
Right
... clocking and understanding as he's been-
Yeah
... all season, calculating what's happening in front of him.
He doesn't even have to have a deep emotional relationship with Maddy, but some backgrounding as far as why this would happen.
Is there anything in, [sighs] other than the way he poured Coke, anything that Alamo does in this episode, his monologue about the American dream or any of that, did any of that, uh, impact you at all?
I mean, define impact
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Yeah.
[laughs]
[laughs]
People will pull it up.
No, like the idea of like, "Oh, I had an epiphany-
Sure
...
when Kitty spread her legs, and I stared into-
Yeah
...
I apologize this in advance, the void.
Uh-huh.
Uh, no.
This did not work for me.
This, this felt like, as unfortunately has happened many times with this character and throughout this season, like a shaky monologue ripped from a much lesser show.
I genuinely don't know.
Other, is it an American dream kind of-
That's what I was thinking, is Americana, American dream
Yeah
Um, it is, you know, it is a helpful signal inside of the switched ambulance moment, that Coke bottle earlier-
Yeah
...
in the episode.
Um-
So the American dream is what unites drug dealers, strip club owners, and Nazis
What a lead into this email I'm about to read-
[laughs]
... from our listener, Amanda.
It's quite long.
Uh, buckle up.
I'm gonna read the whole thing-
Let's do it
... 'cause it's very good.
Okay.
Amanda had sent this in before the finale.
She said, "Euphoria Season 3," and it's, it's built off the email we read last week about sort of the crumbling American dream and what Euphoria has to say about that.
"Euphoria Season 3 positions itself as a grotesque elegy for the American dream and the death of Americana, portraying a nation spiritually and structurally collapsing beneath the weight of excess, exploitation, and illusion.
Through imagery of drug epidemics, performative wealth, hypersexualized influencer culture, and nostalgic Americana aesthetics, the season reframes contemporary America as a parody of itself, a country obsessed with freedom, prosperity, reinvention, and image, while simultaneously consumed by fraud, addiction, violence, and moral exhaustion.
The series suggests that the American youth are not simply lost, but instead inherit a culture already hollowed out, where identity is commodified, intimacy is transactional, and survival depends more on performance than authenticity." And then she goes on to talk about sort of like the symbols of, uh, Christianity and Amer-
Mm-hmm
... you know, we see, we see not only the tattered sort of American flag that we get, uh, at the homestead at the end of the episode, but there's an American flag hanging from the mirror of the ambulance-
Yes
... you know, that, that, um, Eddie and the other Nazi, Nazi Number Four, I think, uh, are, Mitch, uh, are driving.
Um, what do you th- I mean, again, I think when our listeners write in with these kinds of emails, they're talking about a better show than Euphoria actually is.
Yeah
But what do you think, uh...
I, when I had, having just read this email from her, from Amanda-
I think it's very astute
...
when the Coke bottles show up, I'm like-
Yes
... "Sure, the Coke bottles are here.
That makes sense to me," you know?
I mean, once we start about white picket fences, like-
Yeah
... we're, we are tying all the threads together
Right
And frankly, I think Ali's speech in the middle of this episode about like empathy-
Mm-hmm
... and how really the problem is we've just like lost track of what is right.
Yeah
I mean, just like intellectually, I would argue maybe we never had it, and we've just convinced ourselves that every time 50 years ago we did.
That's neither here nor there.
I think Euphoria's clearly obsessed with this idea in this season.
I don't know that seasons one or two really cared about it at all, other than the like, "It's 9:00 PM.
Do you know what your teenagers are doing?" kind of way.
Mm-hmm.
This season is about, we've talked, you know, we've discussed like the young people aging into a sense of hopelessness and a generation that has no opportunity for them, and what is that, if not, the complete desolation of the American dream?
Right
The idea that like you finally get to the top of your little hill, and rather be- rather than be able to like put your flag on it and build your little house, there's just nothing for you there other than maybe it's a dollhouse that now traps you, or maybe you're just part of another bigger machine.
That is what the show is trying to tap into.
Yeah
I just don't know...
Here's the thing.
[laughs]
I always appre- [laughs]
Go ahead.
[laughs]
Am I...
How far down this road have I gone?
No, no, no, it's very good.
I was just wondering if you were making a Far Away, Far and Away reference earlier-
Oh
...
when you were talking about a flag on top of the hill.
If I make a Far and Away reference, I'm gonna put up the dukes.
Okay.
[laughs]
You're gonna, you're gonna know what's happening.
I'll know.
[laughs]
I, I think Euphoria is at its best-
Yeah
...
when it has a lot to show us, and clearly, some people making this show are under the impression that it's at its best when it has like a lot to like shout at us.
And I feel shouted at a lot in this finale in a way that I don't appreciate.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it ends with God Bl- like tiny Tim, "God bless us, everyone."
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From Rue, like a- astounding.
I do wanna circle back and talk about the title.
Hm.
This is usually something I do at the top of the episode, but I thought we should like talk about our thoughts and feelings before I got in the weeds here, but the episode's called In God We Trust.
Um, which is on our money.
Yeah.
Um, and do you know the history of In God-
I actually don't
...
In God We Trust? I looked this up before the finale aired.
Okay.
Joanna Robinson, ladies and gentlemen.
Uh, so this is the commodification of faith, right? Like, that's, that's what In God We Trust is.
Yes.
Dates back to the Civil War when the Union w- were like worried that the Confederacy looked like the more God-fearing side of the, uh, the war.
Mm-hmm.
Started putting In God We Trust on the money, uh, to say like, "No, we, we believe in God." That was on the coins.
When it wound up on the paper money and as our national like, I don't know, what do you call it? Motto.
That's the word I want.
I was gonna say catchphrase.
[laughs]
That's not what I'm talking about.
It kind of is our catchphrase, though.
Um, which used to be E pluribus unum.
Right
... of, from many one, which is, is great.
Um, in the 19- it's the 1950s, the Eisenhower administration-
Yeah
... is what put In God We Trust on our paper money.
Because guess what? They lost track of what was right and they needed to be set straight.
It was during the Cold War when the atheism of the Soviet Union-
Yep
... needed a sort of like counter in America, so we put In God We Trust on the money.
Here's a quote from The New York Times from 1865.
[laughs]
[laughs] You can only be yourself.
I can only be myself.
"Let us try to carry our religion such as it is in our hearts and not in our pockets," end quote.
Hm.
Bars for The New York Times-
Very good
...
in, in, uh, 1865.
I think I- it's tough for me as an atheist.
Uh, I'm interested in the questions of faith.
I'm interested in s- in the imagery-
Mm-hmm
... of the Old Testament that was used in this season.
Um, I'm interested in the concept of something bigger than yourself and, and that providing you meaning.
Um, it's hard for me how like overtly Christian the ending of this episode felt.
That being said, I think In God We Trust as an episode title-
Yeah
... is incredibly good because it circles back to Amanda's email about sort of this idea of like what is America if not taking this universal question of like our place in the universe and, and who is helping us and who is guiding us-
Yeah
... and slapping it on our fucking money, you know, at the end of the day.
I just, I am ha- having a hard time understanding what, how, how clarified that message is from the show.
Oh, I don't think it is.
Like what is tongue in cheek?
Yeah.
What is not tongue in cheek? What is an earnest appeal in this very emotional way? I'm curious if you had any of these moments, Jo, where I had one other episode in mind of a very different show during this finale, and it was the finale of Fargo season five.
No.
Did you think about the finale of Fargo season five at all?
Te- I'll tell you what I was thinking about.
Okay.
After you tell me.
Uh, if you don't wanna hear about the finale of Fargo season five, cover your ears, hit mute.
Yeah.
Jump forward 30 seconds, whatever.
Uh, that's a finale that's like built up and built up and built up only to stop us like dead in our tracks with the confrontation about like people over a dinner table talking about like what we owe to each other-
Mm-hmm
... as human beings.
Debt.
L-
Literal-
Yes
... financial, emotional-
Emotional-
... psychological
... psychological-
Yeah, yeah, yeah
... societal debt.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And in that show it felt like a subversion, right?
Mm-hmm.
This idea of like we're gonna grind to a halt, we're gonna, we're gonna have this talk in a show where you expect somebody to get shot.
Mm-hmm.
This felt like a detour in the emotionality of the finale where it's like it's trying to have this very earnest conversation about the Bible, about carrying on, about, you know, the role of faith in society and where we have lost our way and like how empathetic should we be and to whom, and it just, again, it felt like we just segued into a back alley of a totally different show and just emerged out of like a, a manhole cover and we're like, "Hey, I, I guess we're here now."
[laughs] I guess we're watching Nazis shoot people-
I gue-
...
I suppose.
I guess.
Um-
I just, I just can't with this.
[laughs] What do you, what do you think is gonna happen for your girl Maddie at the end of the day here?
Nothing good.
Hm.
I mean, I guess she, I guess she gets to live not under Alamo's thumb.
Here's, here's a question I have for you.
Uh, Cassie, and Cassie is talking about how she is in debt.
Mm-hmm.
So much debt that she doesn't wanna sell the house 'cause it basically wouldn't matter, she owes more than that.
Yeah.
Who does she owe money to?
Alamo.
Does she?
Yeah.
He's taking 20% of...
I mean, Alamo and then also is the house like over mortgaged and, you know what I mean?
I guess.
Like I don't, you know, I don't know.
I mean, it's the only answer is Alamo.
Mm-hmm.
I guess I was just a little fuzzy after last week as far as who owed what to whom between Cassie and Maddie.
Well, since Cassie and Maddie have like pooled their business-
So now that it's Cassie and Maddie Enterprises
... and, and Co., LLC.
Yeah, yeah.
In which they are now running their own influencer house.
That's also a brothel-ish?
It seems like it.
Yeah.
With the caramel carpets and wallpapers.
Right, which makes me think of sex.
Naturally.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I, I guess they are, they are wed in their own way, and therefore one debt's bec-
Mm-hmm
... one debt, one's debt becomes the other and they both-
Right
... owe Alamo.
Right.
Right.I g- I guess in that way, Maddy is scot-free.
You know, she doesn't owe money to anybody anymore-
Right
... other than Bishop.
So do you think they still run their business out of the house, or do they do something else?
They gotta get the fuck out of there.
Yeah.
But I l- this episode doesn't tell you anything to suggest that Cassie is, like, ready to get out of the dollhouse she has cr- like, the dream house and the dream she has created and inhabiting is just haunting her every second.
I don't think she's getting out of there anytime soon.
Any other positives that you wanna linger on in this episode?
Give me a moment.
We- we-
Yeah, yeah.
I'll- I'll- I'll-
Yeah, please
...
I'll stall-
Set, set me up
... for you.
Um-
Genuinely, not that there aren't, that they aren't there, but sometimes you gotta dig.
Yeah, yeah.
That's fine.
Anna Van Patten as Kitty.
Yeah.
Genuinely quite funny in this episode.
Very funny.
Like, BB-ell aside, all of her, like, sort of timid with the almond champagne-
Yes
... and all of that, and- and her in the ambulance as well got some genuine laughs from us.
Definitely.
Marshawn Lynch also got a lot of laughs from us in this episode.
Maybe the MVP of the season.
Every time-
No. [laughs]
Okay, how about this?
Rejected.
Who, who had a more consistent hit rate-
Bang for buck, sure
...
Marshawn Lynch, 100% approval rating-
Yeah, yeah
... every scene he's in.
Yeah.
Just, like, one of the funniest and best parts of the show.
Yeah.
Is he doing what Zendaya's doing? No.
Yeah.
But I enjoyed him quite a bit.
Do you feel like, you know, we got this email from our listener Carly, uh, wondering if the Ali shootout in the strip club, you know, this circles back to something we've already talked about, but is that a sort of very Ter- through-the-lens-of-Tarantino-esque way-
Mm-hmm
... for Sam Levinson to process his grief about Angus Cloud?
Yeah.
Um-
Oh, without a doubt.
And is that emotionally effective to you at all, or not so much?
Not particularly, unfortunately.
What about seeing Angus Cloud inside of this episode?
This, I think, is one of the positives.
Mm-hmm.
I think the footage that they found of Zendaya and Angus Cloud kinda like arm in arm in the field-
Mm-hmm
...
I did find quite affecting.
And look, I think there's a combination of, like, once the parkour prison break appears to be happening, there's, like, a, that's a, that's a very funny idea, and also I really hope this isn't real.
Yeah.
I really hope we're not turning Fez into, like, an actual plot point.
Right, right, right, right.
And so the relief of kind of slowly discovering...
That did do something for me.
So, um, it came kinda late for me, actually.
It was as soon as we saw her mom-
Yeah
... like, just sitting at the table-
Yes
... like that, and then I was like, "Oh, this isn't real." Um, but it hooked me for a minute-
Yeah
... because this show is so weird that I was like, "Maybe we are on a wacky antic, like-
Very plausible
... jail break moment." Um, I thought that footage was really, uh, emotional to watch.
Again, in that Esquire interview, Sam talks about the fact that it was, like, uh, filmed, I believe, at the end of season one.
Mm-hmm.
And it was just them testing that Kodak, uh, film that they wound up using for-
Yeah
... uh, later on.
It was just sort of, like, test footage in a field.
It wasn't even, like, a lost scene that they cut or something like that.
It was just, like, so Zendaya and Angus were just being, like, themselves-
Yeah
... and goofy in a field.
So that is very, like, emotional to think about.
Completely.
Um, I was, the finale that I was thinking about a lot was, uh, Six Feet Under.
Mm.
A far superior finale, of course.
Yeah.
But Rue in the car sort of, you know, thinking about Lauren Ambrose in the car at the end of-
Yes
... of Six Feet Under.
Looking out the window.
But looking out the window, and instead of, like, you know, looking into the future because in Six Feet Under you can't take a photo of it, it's already gone-
Right
...
Rue's looking into the past and seeing her younger self, seeing Gia-
Yeah
Like, I got-
Yeah
... emotional seeing that.
I got emotional seeing the derelict, like, convenience store.
Absolutely.
Like, that, all of that really worked on me personally.
[laughs]
I, it did for me too.
I think the combination of, like-
Yeah
... you can't go home again with things like the convenience store-
Yeah
...
but you have to try.
Yeah.
Like, you have to keep running.
You have to keep going every alley-
Yeah
...
under the police tape.
Like, run as hard and as fast as you can to try to get to the one place you feel safe.
Yeah.
That works.
And yeah, I think, like, most of the stuff with Rue...
And here's the thing.
If you're gonna get one thing right, make it Rue's story in the season three finale.
Like, try to nail that stuff down as m- as well as you can.
I think they did that stuff pretty well.
Yeah.
I just wish it was twice as much screen time.
I wish...
Or, or if you wanna kill Rue off in the penultimate episode and have the whole episode in the finale be d- the characters dealing with grief and that we kind of gesture to here, I w- I would appreciate a fuller kind of-
I would like to know-
... digression into that
...
Yeah.
We don't get to know.
No. Don't get, don't get a second of it.
Um, our listener Laura wrote in to say the diner scene with Maddy and Cassie is so reminiscent of Mu- Mulholland Drive.
Yeah.
Blonde and brunette, two sides of the same coin, Roy Orbison's In Dreams playing in the background.
This isn't, uh, the only time that Mulholland Drive has been, like, references have been picked up by our listeners-
Yeah
... as a sort of, like, tale...
I think it was the Gilda reference-
Yes
... earlier in the season that our listeners picked up on.
So, like, as a tale of, a cautionary tale of the Hollywood dream-
Oh, yeah
... like, how much does referencing Mulholland Drive interest you inside of a season of Euphoria?
It interests me in the way that the larger kind of, like-
Mm-hmm
... tapestry of film references do.
Yeah.
And Euphoria has always been the kinda show that is drawing from here and there, that is parroting some things overtly, that's commenting on something subtly.
Right.
I, it's one of the things I enjoy most about the show, is that it does come with, like, a heavy round of footnotes if you care to dive into them.
Yeah.
But it's not selling a finale like this.
Like, just because you have interesting references doesn't necessarily mean you're telling an interesting story.
Yeah.
Um, anything else you wanna say before we get to some of our YouTube questions?
Let's, let's hear what, uh, what people have been chiming in with.
Okay.
Uh, Luxray1420 wrote, [laughs] "First time, long time.
project?"This is where I expose, I guess, my own kinks.
I would do it again.
[laughs]
[laughs] Um-
Even after all this, I would show up for another shot
... would you ra- okay.
Yeah.
Would you rather-
Yeah
... um, drink the finger water or get...
No, I'm just kidding.
Um, would you rather [laughs]
I think history has shown you were on the wrong side of the finger water versus foot stuff divide.
I don't know.
That's not what I'm hearing from the streets.
Well, you can enjoy your flesh-eating bacteria-
[laughs]
...
in your brain.
Like, when Maddy said, "Don't wait up, I'll be homely"
Yeah
... devastating.
So that's what comes from letting Alamo play with your feet, Rob.
So I think I'm on the right side-
Did-
... of history there.
Did you find it narratively interesting at all for like...
Like I, my, my stance is well articulated on Maddy.
Wow, I can't believe you hit me with a do, did you find this nar-
[laughs]
My move.
[laughs]
Well, turnabout is fair play.
Did you find it narratively interesting at all to find a character as, like, willful and proud as Maddy reduced to this in the finale? Being, like, the one thing-
Damseled.
Damseled.
Like, basically being a prostitute in the way she said she would never be.
No.
I would've liked her to do something-
Yeah
...
in that final shootout to help.
Uh, you know, Bishop hands him the light gun, you know, the empty gun.
Yeah.
Can she, like, trip him at some...
You know what I mean? Like, is there something she can do-
Create a distraction?
... to help, you know?
Apparently not.
What do you think about the one trickle of blood sort of like vampire-like sort of-
Yeah
... dropping from her mouth in, in that final scene?
Very stylish.
Yeah.
Ultimately meaningless.
Yep, okay.
Uh, okay.
So this idea of a post-Euphoria, post-idol...
Okay.
Yeah.
Would you rather-
... season four of Euphoria or a completely different new Sam Levinson project?
I think what I'm finding is I would've rathered, instead of season three of Euphoria-
... just make the show that has this messaging that you clearly are invested in telling.
Yeah.
A story that, that makes sense in a different world, in a different package that I just don't think really fit this one.
So I'm, I'm here for new projects.
I'm here for new ideas rather than kind of like shoehorning your new theme of the week into this old one.
Yeah
... that actually, like, uses them and doesn't get distracted by Alamo versus the Nazis-
I don't know if I-
... or whatever else
... dare to dream for that anymore.
Okay.
[laughs]
But Roy Everson says in dreams.
You should think about it.
Uh, our listener, Mike, uh, I think, or Michael, says, "I was expecting some narration from Rue at the very end.
The final scene was," ellipses, "weird."
Yeah.
How do you feel about the absence of Rue narration, other than the, like, sort of God blesses everyone, uh, moment that we get? But there's, there wasn't, you know, the standard Zendaya-
Yes
...
Rue narration inside of this episode.
I quite love the usual Zendaya narration in Euphoria.
Mm-hmm.
So I do kinda miss it.
Yeah.
I wouldn't say I noticed it.
And to be fair, I think if it had been after her death, it's, like, a little weird and a little ghoulish and a little, like, Lovely Bones for me.
[laughs]
Uh, so I'm just gonna say, like, after she dies, we don't need any more narration.
That's not gonna be the only Lovely Bones reference-
[laughs]
... you make on a podcast this week.
It's somehow not.
That's so funny.
I don't know.
It's very Our Town.
Like, uh, that's positive for me.
Yeah.
Um, I wouldn't have minded it because then it kind of would've felt like Rue was narrating the whole series in her omniscient way-
Yes
... from, like, the other side.
So you wanted, like, a How I Met Your Mother framing for Euphoria? [laughs]
How dare you.
I said Our Town.
[laughs]
I referenced the theater.
Okay.
Okay? Not a CBS sitcom that everyone hates the ending of.
[laughs]
The absolute relish you put on the theater.
Theater.
Um, one question I have for The Homestead finale is, uh, I just, I wrote her name down as eldest daughter.
Mm-hmm.
But the actress's name is Jessica Treska-
Yeah
... who plays the eldest daughter on The Homestead, and she gets a lot of, like, uh, lingering-
Yeah
... close-ups inside of this finale.
She's one of the few characters who gets an amen.
Some of the...
One of my major notes from the first episode was that her face just, like, definitely looks like she's seen an iPhone.
Like, she just did not look like she had-
Yeah, she's too modern
...
Homestead face.
Yeah.
She had lip filler.
There was, like...
You know, she's beautiful, beautiful girl.
But like-
Who would you say has Homestead face?
Uh, oh, wow, what a great question.
I don't feel like there's a way for me to answer that without insulting the person.
I think you should try.
What about, like, Alison Pill?
Yeah.
Like a young Alison Pill.
I could see that.
Yeah.
Definitely.
Yeah.
If you told me-
A, a, a beautiful woman
...
if you put Alison Pill on a homestead and said, like, she grew up a Quaker-
Yeah
...
I'm like, yeah, I believe that.
Exactly.
So I'm just saying if we're sort of like lingering on the face of what is she supposed to represent? Innocent America? Sheltered America? What is this-
Well, here's the thing
... what is eldest daughter on The Homestead?
What if, what if Euphoria, in its defense, is kind of splitting the difference and saying, like, the lines between this sort of idealistic, like, heaven-like homestead-
Sure
... and falling into the sort of hell that Cassie now inhabits is, like, so poreously thin, and that the idea of, like, this is a modern-looking woman who is living here, but who easily could get pulled into a much more, like, weird, nefarious, manipulative, like-
Her eyebrows-
... hedonistic lifestyle
... eyebrows already on fleek-
Yes
... ready to be an influencer-
Right
... should she choose.
Um-
You, you give her a ring light, anything could happen.
[laughs]
A ring light halo her.
[laughs]
[laughs]
Are you gonna miss Euphoria?
This is the thing.
I will.
Okay.
I will.
Are you gonna miss it because you're gonna miss the show, or are you gonna miss hanging out weirdly in a studio with us on a Sunday night? F-
I, I-
It's hard to differentiate the two
...
I genuinely will miss that.
Yeah.
Like, w- we have become subject to this, like, Stockholm syndrome of taping this show and doing it together, and it's been so much fun.
Yeah.
But also, like, I love talking about this show because it is always doing weird, interesting things, even in this finale.
Like, how would-
You can't call it boring, you know?
It is absolutely not.
And we've seen enough finales that are, that are just kinda like a wet fart of emotion at the end where it's just, like, not giving you anything at all.
This gave you a lot of Nazis, but it did give you something.
[laughs] That's on the quote card.
[laughs]
Um, this is the wholly ino- inopportune time to say this, but the Hacks finale, which air, also aired this week-
Yeah
YeahPerfection.
I wept through the last two episodes of the season.
I love to hear this as someone-
It was-
... who has not yet caught up to it
...
it was so good.
[laughs]
[laughs]
But Hacks, uh, wrapped everything up perf-
Yeah
... like, like textbook perfectly.
Um, but Sam Levinson is not looking for tech- I, this is what I'll say about Sam Levinson.
He, I think he wants to provoke.
I think he wants people agitated and talking about whatever he's making.
Yes.
Uh, I think he thinks he's both Ali and Jules making, like, provocative art-
Sure
... or whatever the case may be.
And-
Seurat with dicks
...
Seurat with dicks.
[laughs] And, uh, people are talking about it, you know? And so he, he's gotten exactly what he wanted-
Mission accomplished
... which is people all sort of, like, stirred up-
Yeah
... whether it's positively or negatively.
Um, the, the kind folks who are helping us out today have run a couple polls on the YouTube for us.
Okay.
Satisfied with the finale? No, 69%; yes, 31%.
Hm.
Okay.
Do we want a season four? No, 85%-
[laughs] Oh, no
... yes, 15%.
That's harsh.
[laughs] I hope HBO is not listening.
Um, yeah, I think I would rather a Euphoria season four than a brand new thing-
Okay
... only because you have not experienced The Idol.
I haven't.
You know?
I have not.
Yeah.
Um-
That's more about the people involved on screen, who I'm just like, I, I just, that's a lot.
That's a lot of Weeknding for me.
Yeah.
Give me The Idol, I'll throw you the whip.
Like, it's a very-
[laughs]
... it's a very, very bad show.
And so I think-
I don't know, Chris Ryan says otherwise.
I- [laughs]
By bit or by truth, I don't know, but...
Bit.
[laughs]
Absolute bit.
But Chris is as much bit as man, you know?
Yeah, he's more bit than man now-
Maybe so
...
I think sometimes.
Yeah
... is far more intriguing to me.
Do you think we're gonna get one? Season three was highly rated and talked about.
Mm-hmm.
Do you think HBO will give us a season four if Jacob Elordi and Zendaya cannot show up for it?
I'm less optimistic than I was a week ago.
Okay.
Uh, I, I, I thought we were kind of leaning in that direction-
Yeah
...
in the run-up to the finale.
But seeing where all these characters ended up, I, like, yeah, there's a lot of story you could tell with Cassie, and Maddy, and Lexi in particular.
I don't think Jules is gonna be a part of it.
I'm, I'm not sure to what e- extent, like, Hunter Schafer was ever a part of this season whatsoever.
Ugh, I, I just don't know what, how they would pick up the pieces and try to move on if the pieces didn't seem that interesting to them in this finale, and were just kind of cast aside.
Here's a, here's what I'm gonna remember-
Okay
... from our time with Euphoria-
Yeah
...
most of all.
The moment when I'm, I was watching this finale and I said out loud, "Is Rue the cow?"
[laughs]
And that just sums up my entire Euphoria season three experience.
Yeah.
"Is Rue the cow?"
It makes you ask questions you never thought you would ask.
And I don't want to ask.
I don't want Rue to be reincarnated as Dahlia's calf on the homestead.
I really don't.
And here we are.
Um, great work from Zendaya in this episode.
Yes.
Great work from you on this podcast.
You're doing a great job.
Anything else you wanna say, uh, about Euphoria?
I, I just wanna say, you know, we kind of grazed by this when we were talking about Jules.
Is that a cow pun because Rue is a cow now?
Unfortunately so.
Okay.
We're all cows now.
Uh, I just thought everything with Sam Trammell this season was so weird.
Uh, Jules is barely a featured character-
Yeah
...
in the show.
We get this whole introduction to him in her kind of, like, backstory catch-up prologue.
And then here, he just, like, breezes by through the finale, like, pour a cup of coffee?
Remember how Sharon Stone was in this season of television?
[laughs]
Did we ever, where was Eli Roth? Did we figure it out?
I think he might, uh, correct us if, if we're wrong if we ever talk about Euphoria again.
Mm-hmm.
But he might have been in the earlier Cassie, like, like, uh, her media blitz that she did-
Yeah
... sort of, like, earlier in the season.
Oh, like, as a podcaster?
Yeah? I don't know.
How do you feel about that? Of y- of, you know-
Oh, great.
Uh-
They're trying to figure out what a podcaster is
...
Eli Roth representing me.
Yeah.
And it's Trish Paytas and, and Eli Roth.
Um, but I don't recall Eli Roth appearing in a memorable way this season-
Yeah
...
despite the promise of Eli Roth.
I, nor do I. I have one remaining question for you.
Please.
[laughs]
What if we had ended this finale, instead of on the homestead, or maybe it's in the homestead, but laid over the top-
With a clarinet concert?
See, I was thinking more-
[laughs]
... we finally do get Dominic Fike walking back in for an encore performance of Little Star-
Of Little Star
... to close it out.
You were waiting the whole time for Little Star.
I was kinda hoping for it, but never came.
What if you just, like, pan over to him on the homestead and him, like, banjo version of Little Star?
Yeah.
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
Rockabilly Little Star.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, Sam Levinson, it's not too late- [laughs]
[laughs]
... to call up Dominic Fike and get his finale.
I wouldn't mind him.
I was thinking a lot about, you know, we did get a question from one of our listeners in the YouTube comments about the Hans Zimmer score, where are we on that at the end-
Yes
... of the day.
And I was distracted watching this finale thinking about what the Labyrinth score could do-
Mm
... for moments like M- Maddy walking towards that room with Alamo-
Yeah
... or Rue back home, you know? I was thinking a lot about the Labyrinth music.
And I just think the Hans Zimmer felt like a, like, in that sort of dreamy strings sort of way, I understand it.
Right.
But, like, it didn't, it wasn't additive, and certainly not worth getting someone the caliber of Hans Zimmer and/or the people who work for Hans Zimmer-
Yeah
... to do it, so.
I almost overwhelmingly agree with you.
And look, we've taken our shots at the score of this season over the course of it.
In particular, like, I'm remembering one of the scenes in which the henchman was chasing Nate around, and it was, like, the most Creative Commons comedy music-
[laughs]
... you could possibly imagine.
It hasn't been good.
But during this episode-
Mm-hmm
...
when we're getting that very emotional Rue reaching into the darkness-
Yeah
...
I, I had pulled out my phone.
I'm like, "I'm not familiar with this, like, choral suite that's playing." Like, it feels evocative of, like, an Ave Maria.
But, like, I'm not quite familiar with this piece of music.
What is it? It is an o- original composition-
Oh, nice
... by Hans Zimmer for the show.
And so it's like there were these moments where it's like, oh, this is a great scene-setting, emotionally tying piece of music that is working here.
Yeah.
Did it feel, over the course of the entire season, like Euphoria? Not exactly.
I'm fine with reinvention.
I'm fine with finding a new tone.
I just don't know that the music ever quite got there on balance.
A final musical note.
Yeah.
And this is in honor of our producer, Dev-
Mm-hmm
... who is not with us here, but did text us to, uh, comment on the use of Ebony & Ivory [laughs] when Eddie and Midge-
[laughs]
... are at the border.
Again, I-
And if that's not Euphoria season three-
Yeah
...
I don't know what is.
I'm fine with the show being cute.
That, honestly, one of the-
It can't-
... one of the higher watermarks for this episode.
Get me Roy Everson every time.
[laughs]
All right.
Thank you to everyone here who made this livestream happen.
Like, most of, uh, our team is on their way to Sweden right now.
Yeah.
So thanks to everyone who stayed behind to make the Euphoria finale happen.
Thanks to Jacob Cornett, to Jamie Ukić-
Mm-hmm
... to everyone here at Sycamore.
Anyone else you wanna thank? Rob Mahoney.
Thanks-
Thanks, Sam Levinson
...
the Bible.
The Bible.
Moses.
Of course.
Dahlia.
Come on.
The cow named Rue.
[laughs] Or Ruby.
[laughs] Clarinet players everywhere.
[laughs] And thank you, Joe.
And not you, the materialist.
All right.
[laughs]
See you soon.
Bye.
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