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THE Last Action Critics!

THE Last Action Critics!

Episode 39-[S6]- Constantine (2005)

Oct 13, 2026 · 1 hr 5 min · 12 segments

On this week's episode Will & Ian welcome ANDREW to the show! Together they will carry a spear and give some real good Rib Tickles! It's a good time. There's some tar and a little of the best of the…

On this week's episode Will & Ian welcome ANDREW to the show! Together they will carry a spear and give some real good Rib Tickles! It's a good time. There's some tar and a little of the best of the mids. That's right, they're talkin- ***CONSTANTINE*** ***(2005 ) R** 121 minutes* Directed by Frances Lawrence. Starring: Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Tilda Swinton, Shia Labeouf, Pruitt Taylor Vince, Djimon Hounsou, Peter Stormare, Max Baker, Gavin Rossdale and Many Other Talented People! 00:00:30- Welcome ANDREW!!! 00:02:00- GUESTIONS! 00:08:30- First Thoughts 00:20:30- CONSTANTINE (2005) 00:23:30- Tasty Morsels 00:25:30- Rating/Review 01:00:00- Totals 01:01:00- Thank You Andrew!/Next Week/Bye Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: @TheLastActionCritics email: Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Next Week: **Near Dark (1987)** (available on YouTube or Physical Media)

On this week's episode Will & Ian welcome ANDREW to the show! Together they will carry a spear and give some real good Rib Tickles! It's a good time. There's some tar and a little of the best of the…

Show signals: SuitabilityLimitedBiasNot politicalAudience≈230 followers

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Speakers: Will StarrHostIan BrownHostAndrew PackardGuest

Top entities: Keanu Reeves×27 Shia LaBeouf×9 Peter Stormare×25 John Constantine×32 Tilda Swinton×28

First Thoughts on Constantine8:16 – 20:37

8:16

Now we can get into...

8:17

Thank you for your-

8:18

Yes

8:18

... answers.

8:19

I appreciate that.

8:19

They're all wonderful.

8:19

Yeah.

8:20

Yeah.

8:20

I'll kick off the curse thanks.

8:21

Thank you.

8:22

You're welcome.

8:22

Thank you.

8:22

Everybody's waiting.

8:23

8:24

It's a good time.

8:25

It's a good time.

8:26

[laughs] Yep.

8:27

Uh, 2005.

8:28

I saw this film twice in theaters.

8:31

Mo- the second time was to get a girl, uh, 'cause she was intrigued, and I got the girl.

8:36

Well done.

8:37

Um, thank you.

8:38

Yeah.

8:38

Thank you.

8:38

Yep.

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First Thoughts on Constantine8:16 – 20:37

8:16

Now we can get into...

8:17

Thank you for your-

8:18

Yes

8:18

... answers.

8:19

I appreciate that.

8:19

They're all wonderful.

8:19

Yeah.

8:20

Yeah.

8:20

I'll kick off the curse thanks.

8:21

Thank you.

8:22

You're welcome.

8:22

Thank you.

8:22

Everybody's waiting.

8:23

8:24

It's a good time.

8:25

It's a good time.

8:26

[laughs] Yep.

8:27

Uh, 2005.

8:28

I saw this film twice in theaters.

8:31

Mo- the second time was to get a girl, uh, 'cause she was intrigued, and I got the girl.

8:36

Well done.

8:37

Um, thank you.

8:38

Yeah.

8:38

Thank you.

8:38

Yep.

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