Keanu Reeves

We talk about Chrissy Pine being too hot.

This, Keanu's not too hot at all in anywhere else.

Chrissy Pine's different.

But I would say Keanu's best-looking role is J- when he portrays Jack in Speed One, uh, 'cause that's what we're doing next.

Speed.

Haven't seen it.

You haven't seen Speed?

No. [laughs]

You can't train to fall out of a fucking airplane without a parachute.

Even Patrick Swayze needed a fucking parachute in Point Break, okay? In Keanu Reeves, they needed a fucking parachute.

Can't make this shit up.

I mean, they made it up for you.

You know, I watched a movie the other day with, uh...

It was actually a very, very bad movie starring Keanu Reeves and, uh-

The Matrix? [laughs]

...

Yeah.

Yeah.

So anyways, uh, in that movie, Keanu Reeves is an angel, and he comes down and he has chicken nuggets for the first time.

And he loves-

now.

It's like Keanu Reeves in Dracula.

I'm not laughing with how much it doesn't match.

I was impotent with fear.

It's the transporter accident has caused there to be just one person, and they have to have a balcony scene together, played by Robin Williams.

Why can't we just do this right, keep the kids out of it, and just do Romeo and Juliet with, like, Monica Bellucci and Keanu Reeves? Oh, dream weaver.

I believe you can get me through the night.

But then rewrite it, and they live in the end.

The one that comes to mind often is The Devil's Advocate.

Because at the end of the film, he's tried every which way to corrupt Keanu Reeves.

It hasn't worked.

And he just flips on a dime and he just turns the situation and tries another avenue, another avenue.

They're all very professional and fun to work with.

Keanu Reeves on Siberia.

That's another one that people might know me from.

I heard he's

Gal Gadot is glamorous.

They're all very professional and fun to work with.

Keanu Reeves on Siberia.

That's another one that people might know me from.

So these were, I was very like, very confused about him.

What about, I'm curious actually about Keanu Reeves.

Have you done a reading on him? I

have.

He channels people from the Andronoman star system.

And he is a, you know, he is a human vessel and he's a benevolent human vessel, but he is getting messages from them.

And he's bringing knowledge because there's a lot of people that I see that are working with higher vibrational star systems and he's one of them um not always in hollywood i see a lot of people that are starseeds that are very interested in ai and they're very into tech but for keanu reeves he has a mission here and i also feel like he is somebody who has the gift of um like time weaving so he he's also somebody very gifted but not in a psychic way

yeah no i always felt that with him i was like there's something and i actually a client of mine is works with him and actually married to his wife or to his sister rather okay sister's marrying yeah but anyways so i always felt with him i was like something about him like he's um he's connected in another realm.

We try.

If you happen to spot Keanu Reeves downtown today, he is not here filming a movie.

He's playing bass.

Keanu literally got the band back together, his 90s band Dogstar.