Short Stop Believing!

Nick, welcome to Slow Pitch.

It's a comedy baseball podcast.

I'm your host, Pat Sorois, here with my co-host and friend, Nick Savarino.

Nick, how you doing?

Good evening, Pat.

It is Monday, August 31st.

Yes, that's right, kids.

We are now changing the recording time due to Pat taking another class this fall.

Because he takes classes when he records this podcast.

Yeah, you made it sound like I'm taking night school somewhere.

I guess technically I am.

Yeah, all right.

Hey, put some respect on it.

It's a vocational school.

He's going to be a doula.

Do you bring a backpack? I'm doing life coaching classes.

I can be a certified life coach, bro.

I'll get your shit together, bro.

I got to get my shit together first, but after me, it's

you.

Do you bring a backpack to it? Yeah,

there's a backpack.

Is the sun setting? That's night school, buddy.

It's vocational school.

Do-do-do-do-do.

Not the night court theme, but for school.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I love night

court.

Night school.

Night school.

Will John Larroquette be there? Yes, kids.

We are officially John Larroquette.

Who was that?

He

was on night court.

No, but which one was he?

He

was

one of the lawyers.

He was like the kind of, yeah.

Okay,

because I remember Harry the Magician.

I can't remember his last name.

Rip Torn? No, not Rip Torn.

The other guy that looks like Rip Torn.

Look, we can't handle the truth.

That's right.