A Trip to the ER

But one of the things I left out is...

So after we recorded last week, we went to bed.

I got up at about 2.30 in the morning to pee.

I seized up with pain and oldness.

And I laid on the ground.

And then you said, let me call other grown men to come get you.

I.e. 911.

Yeah.

And...

Not just randos.

Yeah, that would be great.

Just the neighborhood list.

Hey guys, I know you do a lot of weed

whipping by the mailboxes, but if there's any chance you could come over

here

and help out my fiance.

Uh, so, so yeah, I took a, took an ambulance, ambulance trip to the ER and, uh, fantastic was given, uh, two drugs that neither of them worked.

And I, uh, rode home in the back of your car, like a fucking stowaway trying to get across the border to Canada or Mexico depends on what kind of weather you like.

And, um, God, you deserve a fucking, some sort of medal.

You deserve some sort of medal.

If you would have, okay, let's say there's an afterlife and there's that crossing over period and that's how ghosts haunt people.

If you would have cut my head off in the night, I would not even have haunted you.

I'd have been like, yep.

I would have just left you a note in rose petals on the ground somewhere that said, I get it.

It's true.