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Hello Fatboy

70: Schwab Dog

Oct 6, 2026 · 1 hr 3 min · 13 segments

It DID take a while BUT we were drunk

Speakers: BenHostChrisHostCadeHost

Top entities: Tekken×16 Jimmy John's×33 McGruff the Crime Dog×8 Doctor Eggman×7 Love hotel×4

Show signals: Audience≈1 followers

Tea Vampires and the Midnight Gym4:50 – 8:55

B

BenHost

4:50

I'm all too fucking hungry right now.

B

BenHost

4:52

[laughs]

C

CadeHost

4:52

Can you send, can you send a negotiator and somebody to kill me in case it goes bad?

C

ChrisHost

4:58

I need 25 Schwab dogs-

B

BenHost

4:59

Oh, that'd be nice

C

ChrisHost

5:00

... and I need them stat

B

BenHost

5:01

I need Schwab dogs and a guy to shoot me in the head when I'm done, for sure, yeah

C

ChrisHost

5:05

With a Schwab dog gun

B

BenHost

5:07

Hmm.

B

BenHost

5:08

No, I'm gonna need a big ass bullet for sure.

B

BenHost

5:10

I mean, I need to know that it's gonna get done

C

ChrisHost

5:11

Yeah, the bullet's a Sw- a Schwab dog

B

BenHost

5:13

What the fuck is a Schwab dog? I was just making it up

C

ChrisHost

5:16

Schwab, Schwab, dibbity Schwab.

C

ChrisHost

5:19

You don't know what the Schwab dog is? Made in good old Oklahoma City

B

BenHost

5:23

I'm not getting into this shit again

C

ChrisHost

5:25

Okay.

C

ChrisHost

5:26

I don't-

B

BenHost

5:26

No

C

ChrisHost

5:27

... here we go

B

BenHost

5:27

I'm gonna reach for my drink, uncross my legs-

C

ChrisHost

5:33

Yeah

B

BenHost

5:33

... do that again

C

ChrisHost

5:33

T minus, T minus 10 seconds until we get a, uh, teenage boy rape joke

B

BenHost

5:38

Yeah, well, T minus is all your doctor's telling you after the tests are done, huh?

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Tea Vampires and the Midnight Gym4:50 – 8:55

B

BenHost

4:50

I'm all too fucking hungry right now.

B

BenHost

4:52

[laughs]

C

CadeHost

4:52

Can you send, can you send a negotiator and somebody to kill me in case it goes bad?

C

ChrisHost

4:58

I need 25 Schwab dogs-

B

BenHost

4:59

Oh, that'd be nice

C

ChrisHost

5:00

... and I need them stat

B

BenHost

5:01

I need Schwab dogs and a guy to shoot me in the head when I'm done, for sure, yeah

C

ChrisHost

5:05

With a Schwab dog gun

B

BenHost

5:07

Hmm.

B

BenHost

5:08

No, I'm gonna need a big ass bullet for sure.

B

BenHost

5:10

I mean, I need to know that it's gonna get done

C

ChrisHost

5:11

Yeah, the bullet's a Sw- a Schwab dog

B

BenHost

5:13

What the fuck is a Schwab dog? I was just making it up

C

ChrisHost

5:16

Schwab, Schwab, dibbity Schwab.

C

ChrisHost

5:19

You don't know what the Schwab dog is? Made in good old Oklahoma City

B

BenHost

5:23

I'm not getting into this shit again

C

ChrisHost

5:25

Okay.

C

ChrisHost

5:26

I don't-

B

BenHost

5:26

No

C

ChrisHost

5:27

... here we go

B

BenHost

5:27

I'm gonna reach for my drink, uncross my legs-

C

ChrisHost

5:33

Yeah

B

BenHost

5:33

... do that again

C

ChrisHost

5:33

T minus, T minus 10 seconds until we get a, uh, teenage boy rape joke

B

BenHost

5:38

Yeah, well, T minus is all your doctor's telling you after the tests are done, huh?

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