Hakumen

So Bullshit and Honest are the X-axis, Top Tier and Low Tier are the Y-axis.

So Top Tier Bullshit in the game are Kokonoe, Valkenheim, Hakumen, Lychee, and Tau.

Man, what a time.

What a time.

Who does he play? Who does he play in Blaze Blue?

Hakumen.

Which one's that?

What, what if it's the one where, uh, one hit takes their life bar down, uh, by half, and it also reaches across the screen?

Yeah, that sounds right.

I'm really good at this game.

What if only half of that statement's true? What if any time anybody else plays Hakumen, I always win, too? What if, what if the only time Cade plays, it takes 20 minutes for him to win 'cause his character's cheesy as shit, okay? How about what if he wants to have sex with-

It's like everybody knows it's the hardest character