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Welcome To Hell with Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley

Welcome To Hell with Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley

Tom Ballard checks into Hell

Jul 2, 2026 · 50 min · 15 segments

This week, comedian Tom Ballard arrives at the gates of hell and, unfortunately for Dane, he’s brought a bone to pick with our half-Indian host. Tom condemns aggressive…

This week, comedian Tom Ballard arrives at the gates of hell and, unfortunately for Dane, he’s brought a bone to pick with our half-Indian host. Tom condemns aggressive sinus-clearing, while Dan unveils his hottest take yet: public defecation may be preferable to spitting. Plus, a Devilled Egg seeks advice following a night of passion with a Disney adult. For tickets to Daniel’s brand new tour, visit www.danielfoxx.co.uk For Dane’s latest live dates, visit https://linktr.ee/danebuckley Join us on our Patron for weekly bonus episodes, ad free min episodes and access to our sinful group chat! patreon.com/TheHellPod 😈👼🏼@thehellpod @dnlfoxx @danecomedian Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, comedian Tom Ballard arrives at the gates of hell and, unfortunately for Dane, he’s brought a bone to pick with our half-Indian host. Tom condemns aggressive…

Speakers: Daniel FoxxHostTom BallardGuestDane BuckleyHost

Top entities: Tom Ballard×45 Emergency contraception×4 Dane Buckley×8 London×12 Sildenafil×8

Podcast-Booking Beef & ‘Getting Off’ Semantics8:06 – 13:32

Dane BuckleyHost

8:06

Before we hit the question, did you have some beef with me?

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:09

Oh, yeah, yeah.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:09

Well, I just want to say thank you very much for booking me for this podcast because I was not booked for another one.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:15

I got this text from our mutual friend, Ali Woods, the wonderful comedian.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:19

I know what's

A

AdvertiserAd

8:19

coming.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:20

This is on Wednesday.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:21

He sent me a text at 9.19 p.m. Yeah.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:24

He said, hey, pal, you in London? How does he talk again? Hey, pal.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:28

Hello, mistress.

Daniel FoxxHost

8:31

Well, it really depends if you're catching him backstage or on stage.

Daniel FoxxHost

8:34

Yeah.

Daniel FoxxHost

8:35

Listen, you get

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:36

me.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:40

I love it, bro.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:41

All right, mate.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:42

You in London now? Last minute, but would you be up for coming on my podcast tomorrow as a guest? And at 9.21pm, two minutes later, I replied, Hey, mate.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:50

Yeah, sure thing.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:51

Would love to.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:52

Thanks for asking.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:53

Mate, I'm so sorry.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:55

Dane got there first.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:57

Literally, you were both my first two messages.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:59

Swept in like a virus.

Dane BuckleyHost

9:01

He just sends out the fucking gay podcast bat signal.

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Podcast-Booking Beef & ‘Getting Off’ Semantics8:06 – 13:32

Dane BuckleyHost

8:06

Before we hit the question, did you have some beef with me?

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:09

Oh, yeah, yeah.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:09

Well, I just want to say thank you very much for booking me for this podcast because I was not booked for another one.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:15

I got this text from our mutual friend, Ali Woods, the wonderful comedian.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:19

I know what's

A

AdvertiserAd

8:19

coming.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:20

This is on Wednesday.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:21

He sent me a text at 9.19 p.m. Yeah.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:24

He said, hey, pal, you in London? How does he talk again? Hey, pal.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:28

Hello, mistress.

Daniel FoxxHost

8:31

Well, it really depends if you're catching him backstage or on stage.

Daniel FoxxHost

8:34

Yeah.

Daniel FoxxHost

8:35

Listen, you get

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:36

me.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:40

I love it, bro.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:41

All right, mate.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:42

You in London now? Last minute, but would you be up for coming on my podcast tomorrow as a guest? And at 9.21pm, two minutes later, I replied, Hey, mate.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:50

Yeah, sure thing.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:51

Would love to.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:52

Thanks for asking.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:53

Mate, I'm so sorry.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:55

Dane got there first.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:57

Literally, you were both my first two messages.

T

Tom BallardGuest

8:59

Swept in like a virus.

Dane BuckleyHost

9:01

He just sends out the fucking gay podcast bat signal.

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