Episode 701 | The Divine Masculine

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Okay, before-- Well, looks like you're about to look something up, so that, that's perfect.

I wanna do this quickly.

Mm.

Last episode was 700.

Yeah.

But we also discussed, it was my one year.

[party horn blows] One year as well.

It was Friday's birthday.

Friday's birthday.

[party horn blows] You know, but it was, like, very underwhelming, you know? [laughs] Friday's like a w- a workhorse, pause.

You know what I mean? We had the balloons, but we didn't have a celebration is what you're saying.

Exactly, so I feel like it would only be fitting if I gave the mandem their flowers.

Jake is here, so he's not gonna get it unfortunately, you know what I mean? Mix with the One Take Jake.

Shout out to Dusty Wallace as well, you know what I mean? Facts.

I just feel like it was only right to get mandem their flowers, so.

Jeez.

[laughs] What's gwaning over here, man? Did this guy get us flowers? No.

The sense.

Let's see what's popping over here.

Oh.

Oh.

Courtesy of Zaronto, [party horn blows] premium cannabis.

This is, like, the, the, the loud that sponsors me, so, like- Jeez ... it's super, super, super quad.

Super quad.

Okay, okay.

So- Jeez.

[laughs] We did get flowers.

Oh.

Oh.

[laughs] It's also our cake, you know? We had to get a cake or something, you know what I mean? Yo.

So- Man, like thank you, man ...

I'm not, like, a super, super sweets guy, so I just got us something, like, you know, something light, but.

That's dope.

I like that, I like that.

You know them words? [laughs] Dope, dope, dope, dope, dope.

Should we, should we have it label side forward? Nah, nah, nah, nah, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They can't know.

That's bad etiquette.

[laughs] But yes, you know, even though it's 701- Yeah ... we, we're still, we're celebrating all 700, you know what I mean, till we get to eight.

[laughs] Facts.

If we send cake out all the way to 800- [laughs] ... y'all gonna be just as fat as me by the end of that shit.

[laughs] And listen, we are live also members only on YouTube, and this is an exclusive, exclusive, exclusive.

[party horn blows] Yo, respect for the cake, though.

Yeah, you know.

No problem, no problem.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I did call you earlier to help me- Yeah ... with an executive decision.

Yeah.

You know, I was looking at the many options before me, and I was stuck between red velvet and chocolate fudge.

Mm.

You know, like, I don't know why that just sounds crazy, you know what I mean? [laughs] But Friday, are you-

Yo, chill

... are you a red velvet type of dude?

I'm, I, I fuck with the red velvet.

I like red velvet.

What, what about chocolate? What about mini chocolate fudge?

It depends.

It depends on what kind of chocolate.

Ooh, did you make the wrong decision?

No, no, no.

We'll see, we'll see.

That, that, that, that's a good decision right there, but sometimes when you get too crazy, crazy chocolatey-

Okay, okay

... then it's like, it- sometimes with cakes, a- and listen, ve- very heavy content talk over here.

[laughs]

When it comes to cakes sometimes, like, it looks so amazing.

Mm.

And then when you actually bite into the cake itself, it's-

It's overwhelming

... it's underwhelming.

Oh.

It's underwhelming.

Like, you know, you go, you ever go to a wedding or somebody's birthday party, they have the craziest cake get rolled out, and you're like, "Yo, okay, I can't wait to have a ke- a piece of that"? You finally get a piece of that, and you're like, "Mm, it's not so good." So me-

All right.

Like, when I was a kid, I used to love candy and stuff.

Now that I'm older, I don't have that much of a sweet tooth.

Mm.

So I like a cake that's not super sweet or super crazy, super decadent.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know? Like, I could go with, like, even some fruits on the ca- like, like, some strawberries and stuff, you know what I mean? Get a little health in there type sh- you know?

Pause, pause.

[laughs]

[laughs] See, word.

Y- y'all doing the cheesecake? I normally don't like cheesecake, but I had a friend whose dukes made, like, the best che- I don't, I don't know if it's only homemade cheesecake I like, but her cheesecake was the only one that I rocked with.

Jeez.

Okay.

Friday?

Cheesecake I could fuck with.

Okay.

But it's not my preference.

You know what I fuck with on some cake shit? [laughs] We're trying to make it sound like some gangster shit.

[laughs]

What I fuck with on some, on some real cake shit-

[laughs]

... ice cream cake.

But it, there's a limited time on when you can have the cake.

Yeah, facts.

You know what I'm saying?

Facts.

You can't bring it home.

It's literally for the event itself.

You have to box the ice cream cake and done it right there.

Mm.

But I, I feel like-

You know what I'm saying?

'Cause I was ac- I was looking at that as well, but I feel like ice cream cake is kinda like waterbeds where it's like-

[laughs]

As a youth it's blessed, but as a, as an adult it's very-

Overrated.

[laughs]

It's very, like, like, like, what's the word I'm looking for?

Juvenile?

Juvenile, yes, but, like, not very, like, pract- it's not, it's very impractical, you know?

Mm.

You, you got a back problem waiting to happen if you, like, sleep in a waterbed.

[laughs]

You smash tings in a waterbed all the time, fam.

Or a leak.

Oh, my gosh.