Two Douchebags and a Microphone
Oct 12, 2026 · 2 hr 18 min · 46 segments
oh no, run!! it's all three dummies in one stinky podcast!!
Uh, well, I'm gonna start off with this.
[laughs] What?
In a holding cell.
[laughs]
At the West Village station house, so, [laughs] sources told the Post.
[laughs] Trent Patterson, 47, had initially been arrested for allegedly burglarizing the trendy Ted Baker clothing boutique in the Meatpacking District.
And I bet it is a meat pac- packing district.
Yes.
[laughs]
At around 5:50 AM Friday, along with four other suspects, the sources said.
[laughs] The f- there was no pun intended, guys, okay?
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
We don't do that here, right?
Correct.
Um, anyhow.
No dick jokes.
[laughs]
Nope, not at all.
A food, [laughs] a food vendor had spotted the five allegedly going in and out of the shop with armfuls of clothing and accessories.
The vendor called cops, and, uh, five suspects were quickly nabbed.
Uh, well, I'm gonna start off with this.
[laughs] What?
In a holding cell.
[laughs]
At the West Village station house, so, [laughs] sources told the Post.
[laughs] Trent Patterson, 47, had initially been arrested for allegedly burglarizing the trendy Ted Baker clothing boutique in the Meatpacking District.
And I bet it is a meat pac- packing district.
Yes.
[laughs]
At around 5:50 AM Friday, along with four other suspects, the sources said.
[laughs] The f- there was no pun intended, guys, okay?
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
We don't do that here, right?
Correct.
Um, anyhow.
No dick jokes.
[laughs]
Nope, not at all.
A food, [laughs] a food vendor had spotted the five allegedly going in and out of the shop with armfuls of clothing and accessories.
The vendor called cops, and, uh, five suspects were quickly nabbed.
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