First World problem

My name's Angela.

I am going to be talking to you about first world problems.

If you don't know what that means, I'll explain to you what it means.

It's basically these are the news stories.

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The next story I want to talk to you about is something that's a recurring theme, I think, in First World Problems, and that is the theme of obesity.

And the story this week involves doctors and the fact that research has shown that doctors being impolite to obese people makes them more likely to run for the biscuit tin, right? Well, at least they're running.

Good morning.

First world problems.

Yeah.

So [laughs] I am so blessed.

It's gonna be a great event.

And so they put me in a fancy car to help promote the event, right? So I was in a Rolls-Royce yesterday, and I went, I dropped it off, and I picked up this Ferrari today, which is, I barely fit in it, and I have to get so low to the ground to get in this car.

So this morning, couple first world problems involving the Ferrari.

One, I had to put my workout bag, my backpack, and Kyle's birthday present-

The Kid Kratic Morning Show.

First world problems.

When the cushy life hits a bump.

I got a first world, first world problem.

All right, our phone number's 800-543-3548.

Please tell us your first world problems.

Hey, Linda.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

Whose problem would you rather have? First world problems.

Give us a call.

We've got the phones open, 877-44-WOODY.

We're opening up the phones for your first world problems.

877-44-WOODY.

Give us a call now, and then, uh, you know, hopefully we get some good ones.

And then, uh, we'll take your first world problems.

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We offer you first world problems.

Damn it.

The city services website is down again.

Yeah.

Leftists, about 10 years ago, it was very popular whenever you complained about something, leftists would say, "Oh, it sounds like first world problems."

Yeah, well, I only know that from the Weird Al Yankovic song.

Very good song, by the way.

Mm.

Big Weird Al fan, and, and he did, had a First, First World Problems on the very last album he ever put out, I think.

I have the feeling he refuses to put out any more albums, and he was always G-rated.

I have the feeling that someone in the record industry wanted him to do something, and he said no.

This episode called

First World Problems on the Dice Tower.

I just get annoyed when you know that the company has released a product, and they're going to keep releasing expansions, and they didn't even care to fit it all in the box.

I'm looking at you, Marvel champions.