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The Theory of Nonsense

The Theory of Nonsense

The Theory of Nonsense w/ Pedro Garcia & Vic Cedeno - Episode 17

Sep 28, 2026 · 38 min · 11 segments

Comedians Vic Cedeno and Pedro Garcia kick off the seventeenth episode of The Theory of Nonsense — a comedy podcast where logic takes a backseat and laughter drives the conversation. From wild…

Comedians Vic Cedeno and Pedro Garcia kick off the seventeenth episode of The Theory of Nonsense — a comedy podcast where logic takes a backseat and laughter drives the conversation. From wild theories about everyday life to brutally honest takes on comedy, culture, and chaos, nothing is off limits. Follow the show for weekly doses of nonsense. Hosted by: Vic Cedeno & Pedro Garcia Follow us on Instagram: [@vicizfunny] | [@mostlycuban][@thetheoryofnonsense] vicisfunny.com

Comedians Vic Cedeno and Pedro Garcia kick off the seventeenth episode of The Theory of Nonsense — a comedy podcast where logic takes a backseat and laughter drives the conversation. From wild…

Speakers: Vic CedeñoHostPedro GarciaHost

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Weight Loss and Street Fights2:11 – 5:31

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:11

Who cares? Let's talk about the facts, all right?

V

Vic CedeñoHost

2:14

The facts of the case.

V

Vic CedeñoHost

2:15

The

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:15

facts is that Vic is losing weight, and it scared me.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:19

I don't like it.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:21

He's going to start being skinny.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:22

He's going to become a salsa dancer.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:23

I'm going to

V

Vic CedeñoHost

2:24

be real obnoxious next summer.

V

Vic CedeñoHost

2:26

Oh,

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:26

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:26

It's going to be so bad, man.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:28

This guy's already posting selfies and shit.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:30

It's like, ah.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:32

He's getting all these baby moms out here riled up.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:37

These 45-year-old baby moms.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:38

You're getting them riled up, dude.

V

Vic CedeñoHost

2:40

Let's go.

V

Vic CedeñoHost

2:41

A

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:41

whole bunch of Bronx ladies with red hair just going crazy.

V

Vic CedeñoHost

2:44

Red-haired Bronx ladies? Yeah, they definitely do attack.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:47

they'll chew

V

Vic CedeñoHost

2:48

your pant leg

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:49

I was thinking I noticed the other day I used to love hood bitches bro like my boy Ronald shout out he reminded me he sent me a reel of some hood ass bitch going crazy like just cursing everybody out don't this just turn you on and he was like this was Petey's type back in the day and I was like yup

V

Vic CedeñoHost

3:07

yeah cause you're like a fucking dog tamer

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Weight Loss and Street Fights2:11 – 5:31

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:11

Who cares? Let's talk about the facts, all right?

V

Vic CedeñoHost

2:14

The facts of the case.

V

Vic CedeñoHost

2:15

The

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:15

facts is that Vic is losing weight, and it scared me.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:19

I don't like it.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:21

He's going to start being skinny.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:22

He's going to become a salsa dancer.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:23

I'm going to

V

Vic CedeñoHost

2:24

be real obnoxious next summer.

V

Vic CedeñoHost

2:26

Oh,

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:26

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:26

It's going to be so bad, man.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:28

This guy's already posting selfies and shit.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:30

It's like, ah.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:32

He's getting all these baby moms out here riled up.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:37

These 45-year-old baby moms.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:38

You're getting them riled up, dude.

V

Vic CedeñoHost

2:40

Let's go.

V

Vic CedeñoHost

2:41

A

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:41

whole bunch of Bronx ladies with red hair just going crazy.

V

Vic CedeñoHost

2:44

Red-haired Bronx ladies? Yeah, they definitely do attack.

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:47

they'll chew

V

Vic CedeñoHost

2:48

your pant leg

P

Pedro GarciaHost

2:49

I was thinking I noticed the other day I used to love hood bitches bro like my boy Ronald shout out he reminded me he sent me a reel of some hood ass bitch going crazy like just cursing everybody out don't this just turn you on and he was like this was Petey's type back in the day and I was like yup

V

Vic CedeñoHost

3:07

yeah cause you're like a fucking dog tamer

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