Lite Lunch Tuesday, 13th October 2026

So Louise, come on.

You ha- you must have a, a Halloween story in your locker there.

Come on, come on.

Hit me with your rhythm stick.

[laughs]

Come on, tell me.

Okay.

And my sister, I'm sorry- [laughs]

[laughs]

... ahead.

Well, I was about 10 at the time, and it was the old Halloween films, the Christopher Lee, the really scary-

Yeah

... horror films that would be on the telly, black and white ones.

So I'd watch that, and then I'd go to bed, and I shared the bedroom with my sister, except she would've known I was after just watching this film, and she'd be under the bed.

And she would've grabbed my ankles and scared-

[laughs]

...

the living Jesus out of me.

So you didn't know your sister was in the bedroom, under the bed.

Yeah.

You went to tuck yourself in and bang.

Well, I just went to go to bed, and she'd just grab my-

[laughs]

And I would scream the house down.

[laughs]

So Louise, come on.

You ha- you must have a, a Halloween story in your locker there.

Come on, come on.

Hit me with your rhythm stick.

[laughs]

Come on, tell me.

Okay.

And my sister, I'm sorry- [laughs]

[laughs]

... ahead.

Well, I was about 10 at the time, and it was the old Halloween films, the Christopher Lee, the really scary-

Yeah

... horror films that would be on the telly, black and white ones.

So I'd watch that, and then I'd go to bed, and I shared the bedroom with my sister, except she would've known I was after just watching this film, and she'd be under the bed.

And she would've grabbed my ankles and scared-

[laughs]

...

the living Jesus out of me.

So you didn't know your sister was in the bedroom, under the bed.

Yeah.

You went to tuck yourself in and bang.

Well, I just went to go to bed, and she'd just grab my-

[laughs]

And I would scream the house down.

[laughs]