THE HARD TRUTH ABOUT AFFORDABILITY

Lindsey Graham's middle name must have been, some people might say.

I guess that's what you say when somebody just dropped dead and you want to be mean without seeming like you're being mean.

I

come home in the morning light.

My mother says, when you gonna live your life right? Oh mama dear, we're not the fortunate ones.

And girl, Oh, girls just don't wanna have fun.

I heard that expression more than I ever have in my life about Lindsey Graham.

You know, some people might say, you know, Lindsey Graham, he was a fierce defender of democracy and maybe a bit of a war hawk.

And some people may say Donald Trump carried his balls around in a silk purse.

So they really want some fun.

You

can get away with saying just about anything about someone if you say someone else said it.

Now, some may say OJ Simpson was a fierce competitor and superstar in the football field.

Some may say he even became more famous for the double murder.

Rest in peace, Lindsey Graham.

Rest in peace.

Not without controversy, but hey, he was a politician.

Let's let his lasting legacy be live and let live.

Live and let live.

Come on.

As long as you're not hurting anyone, let people be who they are.

And you know what I'm talking about.

You know exactly what I'm talking about.

Poor Lindsey had to live his whole life not being who he was.

Grew up in a little tiny town in South Carolina.

Then wanted to be in the Air Force.

Then wanted to go into politics.

Never able to live his life.

You know what I'm talking about.

Go back and look at a picture of young Lindsey Graham when he was in the military.

He was a handsome guy and never got married.

Never had a steady gal.

I mean, he wasn't Leonardo DiCaprio banging cocktail waitresses two at a time.

He was Lindsey Graham and never got married.

Let's

change that in honor of Senator Lindsey Graham.

Live and let live.

Unless, of course, you're Irish.