2026 10 17 That Kevin Show

I tell

you,

friend, I hope it's going better than it is here.

We've got rain again.

And I don't know how many weekends in a row this has been.

We almost went the entire summer with rain nearly every weekend.

And the reason I know that is because I pay a lot of money in the summertime for my kids and my bride to have access to a pool that we go to on the weekends when the sun is out and it's supposedly summer and you have the hot weather and you go and you do your thing and you...

We went one time this year in the summertime.

And then since the fall has kicked in, our apple picking got canceled.

Like, all the stuff you do on the weekends, because you got school and stuff during the week, just out the window.

So...

And here we have another one.

And I'm hoping that we just, you know, don't get washed away by these huge storms that are coming through.

Anyway, I don't mean to sound complainy.

I let other people do that.

I do, however, have a suspicious theory about a major news story.

Go ahead, Dave, ask me.

What's your suspicious theory? Yes, what my suspicious

theory is.

I think I found Ilhan Omar.

You know, she hasn't been seen since.

since they came and raided her house.

I think what she did was she jumped on the Acela, came up to New York, and you know how Taylor Swift, when she does her big shows, her big arena shows, she has the maintenance cart that they roll from somewhere back in the belly of the stadium, and they roll it out, and you don't know what's in there.

You think it's like brooms and stuff, but no, no, no, no. It's Taylor.

Taylor Swift's in there.

I tell

you,

friend, I hope it's going better than it is here.

We've got rain again.

And I don't know how many weekends in a row this has been.

We almost went the entire summer with rain nearly every weekend.

And the reason I know that is because I pay a lot of money in the summertime for my kids and my bride to have access to a pool that we go to on the weekends when the sun is out and it's supposedly summer and you have the hot weather and you go and you do your thing and you...

We went one time this year in the summertime.

And then since the fall has kicked in, our apple picking got canceled.

Like, all the stuff you do on the weekends, because you got school and stuff during the week, just out the window.

So...

And here we have another one.

And I'm hoping that we just, you know, don't get washed away by these huge storms that are coming through.

Anyway, I don't mean to sound complainy.

I let other people do that.

I do, however, have a suspicious theory about a major news story.

Go ahead, Dave, ask me.

What's your suspicious theory? Yes, what my suspicious

theory is.

I think I found Ilhan Omar.

You know, she hasn't been seen since.

since they came and raided her house.

I think what she did was she jumped on the Acela, came up to New York, and you know how Taylor Swift, when she does her big shows, her big arena shows, she has the maintenance cart that they roll from somewhere back in the belly of the stadium, and they roll it out, and you don't know what's in there.

You think it's like brooms and stuff, but no, no, no, no. It's Taylor.

Taylor Swift's in there.