The Greatest Pizza in the History of the World Ever

Can we have a pizza tonight, Dad? Can we, please? Suki and Cam were begging down on their knees.

Please, Dad, let's have a lovely pizza tonight.

Get up, you two, he said.

What a sorry sight.

The answer is no. It's jacket potatoes for tea.

Dad, we don't want that, can't you see? We're desperate.

We've been dreaming of pizza all day.

Well, Dad said, I'm not sure what I can say.

I'm making jacket potatoes with beans and cheese.

But pizza, Dad, is more delicious.

Please! I've got some chicken, if you don't want potatoes.

I could do that with some lettuce, cucumber and tomatoes.

That's not pizza, Dad.

Pizza's what's on our mind.

Let me have a look in the fridge.

Let's see what else I can find.

There's mints.

I could whip up a pasta bolognese.

Dad, we've been wanting pizza for literally days.

How about tacos? Crunchy tacos, packed nice and full.

You don't want to see, listeners, the face Suki and Cam pulled.

And that was the last straw for their dear old dad.

He took a deep breath.

trying his best not to get mad.

And he said, OK, you two, if you want pizza, that's fine.