Graham Platner Is A Stone Cold Weirdo

Speaking of tomorrow, tomorrow is primary day.

It is-

Woo-hoo

... finally primary day.

Well, it's election day in California, not necessarily primary day because, hey, if Spencer Pratt gets, you know, 50% plus-

[laughs]

...

he becomes the mayor of LA.

I guess he would, although, uh, I, I, I, I'll be- I'll shave my head if that happens.

Oh, man.

You know, you gotta be careful with those kind of bets, buddy.

I know.

You and I both know in politics you should never make a bet where you're gonna have to wear a stupid hat-

[laughs]

... or eat your tie or eat your shoe.

You're gonna end up bald by the end of the week if you're not careful, buddy.

That's the kind of thing that'll come back and get ya.

Let's not forget.

If Spencer Pratt wins 50 plus one tomorrow, I will shave my head.

I'm telling you.

Listen, you've seen it before where people are like, "I will eat my tie." Homeboy, just be careful.

L- I get that it's very far-fetched, but you better be careful, 'cause that's like-

That's how far-fetched it is.

But I will do it.

I'll, I'll shave my head and show up bald.