Taichi's School Pro-Wrestling 2!

And I took a part in it.

You did not.

Yes.

I'm expecting that you won't, but maybe you will.

And that is that Hiroki Kota made his American film debut.

I, of course, was on the red carpet to give him shit.

I tried to get an interview, but he saw my Never Epic Podcast t-shirt and just turned his back on me and shoved an energy drink right in my face.

And then he farted.

So he played E. Honda in the new Street Fighter movie.

Spoilers for the movie Street Fighter, sort of.

I mean, it's a movie where good guys fight bad guys and the good guys win.

So I don't know what kind of spoilers could possibly happen.

Dude, they fight in the streets? one time they fight in the street sleuth um there is one time in fact it's kind of the first big fight is well you know what goto might be in the big first fight um big problem with this movie is there are animated sections like anime animated and they are way better than the rest of the movie and so you're like watching the live action part like when's that anime coming back You know what I mean? You're like, when's that coming back? Because that was pretty cool, and they started the movie that way.

I hope they end it that way.

But many illustrious wrestlers were in this movie, including the likes of Top Guys, Roman Reigns, Cody Rhodes,

and Hiroki Goto.

So he played E. Honda, who is a larger man than Goto, believe it or not, and is, of course, a sumo wrestler who has the fast hands, who is, you know, and he has the spear move, you know, and he does the flippy flops, which Goto does not do.

He does it in the movie, but he doesn't do that in real life unless he's facing Ossie Open.

But he plays this E. Honda character, and I mean, all you see is Goto's face.

All you see of Goto is his face floating amongst a sea of CGI, a sea of fleshy CGI.

And if you didn't know that Goto wasn't that guy... you would know immediately, right? Okay, did you see, you saw John Wick Ford, didn't you? Yeah, man, Scott fucking Adkins in the fucking fat suit.

Come on, baby.

Colin Farrell in the penguin.

Yeah, yeah, this was not that.

This was a CGI mess, and it was bad.