Mercedes Varnado

This didn't have that.

This had one, maybe two, depending on how you feel about Willow and Mercedes, which I gave it a full five.

I absolutely loved it.

This was...

And I love that.

Love that work from.

Also Willow Mercedes.

Fantastic match.

It's not a bunch of fucking heavy machineries,

you know? But what else was there? Dude, the freaking Tecla Mercedes promo that we've all been waiting for.

Sorry, Big D Monet is what she's calling herself.

That's right.

I mean...

It's it, I guess it's the feud that I was asking for is just Mercedes and tech club calling each other dumb bitches for 10 minutes.

And that's it.

There were, uh, you know, Willow still involved, you know, we'll probably get some sort of, I mean, if Mercedes's nose is cleared in the next two weeks, which it might not be, they might just try and milk it to be a number one contenders type match between Willow and tech club.

I don't wanna knock them, but I will.

First of all, we have Mercedes Moné finally becoming-

Hey, Mongo

...

Here's the deal, and, and speaking about someone who gets just an irrational amount of hate on the internet-

Thank you

... people just for whatever reason wanna crap on Mercedes Moné, and I don't get it.

Who? What?

Steve Austin.

The Rock, Triple H, Flair, Dusty, Punk, Mercedes.

All different shapes and sizes, ages, styles of wrestling, ability.

But they're all successful.

Therefore, when I am tricked into believing that you are this level, it turns out you're right.

I'll never forgive her.

I'll never forgive Mercedes.

I was lied to.

We have a Bayley update for you.

After months of speculation about Bayley's future, including the inevitable possibility of a move to All Elite Wrestling, uh, of course involving Mercedes Moné, the situation appears considerably less dramatic than some of the rumor cycles.

So Bayley has not officially signed a new WWE contract, but WWE reportedly expects her to.

So Dave Meltzer dropped the Wrestling Observer Newsletter today saying that Bayley and WWE have essentially agreed to terms several weeks ago.

Okay.

But the WWE main roster became a better place when Bayley made her debut at Battleground as Sasha Banks' mystery partner.

Okay,

yeah.

Sasha, Becky, and Charlotte all came up at the same time doing the weird... three-person women's revolution gimmick thing whatever and there where's Bailey and everybody was always asking where's Bailey where's Bailey now Bailey was killing it in NXT and of course we can talk about that as we go but um It's just like, everybody wanted Bailey.

Everybody wanted Bailey.

And Sasha Banks comes into Battleground.

She needs a tag partner.

And the girls, you know, all that stuff.

Except for Mercedes.

Fuck her.

But other than that, like, she sucks.

fun.

Yeah.

I got mad when Mercedes Monet came out here.

And I typically will, right? But mostly because Mercedes Monet stole the line of what I was just thinking about Tecla when she was going through all this before Mercedes Monet came out.

Indeed.

we only got the one women's match didn't we we had that trio's match but yes Tekla came out and did a big live promo where she did a big rant about Mercedes about how She didn't grow up looking up to Mercedes.

She didn't grow up wanting to be a wrestler at all.

But then she was in a punk band in Berlin and she saw someone in a basement get beaten up with a raw chicken and decided she wanted it.

I know.

This is why you don't go on Twitter, but I wanted to see what people were up to.

Anyway, Mercedes showed up in the crowd with a broken nose and two black eyes.

Jesus Christ, Mercedes.