457. Crusty Soul Energy with Elizabeth Kott

I have, um, a, an okay thing that's really not, you know, I don't know, maybe it's more of an update, but I'm gonna, I'm gonna start, okay?

Okay.

I'm gonna be a bad host and I'm gonna start us off with, um, with what's okay, and it is that, okay, when I was in LA and I saw you, I was having the worst, like, reflux, like heartburn I'd had in, like, years.

Truly, I was like, I...

If I didn't know better, if I hadn't already before gone to, um, urgent care and said, "I think I'm having a heart attack," and been told I had reflux-

And they were like, "Fair"

...

I would've thought I was having a heart attack.

[laughs]

Turns out-

There, turns out you're actually gross.

Um-

[laughs]

Yeah, it's just your gross body, like, just pushing up acid into your chest.

Is that all? Do you wanna leave now in shame? Okay, you thought you were here with a heart attack? No, no, no, no, no, you're just simply gross.

I had to come back, go see a doctor, get an endoscopy, and, you know, my fear is always that, you know, I have esophageal cancer like my dad died of.

And I mean, as far as they can tell, I don't, so that's good.

That's good.

Um, but slash and I do have to change my lifestyle.

[lips smack] And part of that is I, I gotta stop drinking caffeine.

[gasps] No.

I know.

I know.

[gasps]

I know.