Will Forte, Patton Oswalt, and Dino Stamatopoulos Live in LA

[audience cheering] It's so nice to be back in Los Angeles, it really is.

I mean, the last time I was here, boy, that was tough.

It was during the writers' strike.

Thank God all of that's over, and everyone's back to not working.

[audience laughing] Yes.

We need our writers, am I right? Fuck AI.

[audience cheering] Think about through history.

I mean, without writers, who would Ellen DeGeneres have thrown staplers at? [audience laughing] Ah.

I tell you.

[audience laughing] Now, Team USA lost its soccer match today.

Aw.

But on the bright side, at least they don't have to party with Kash Patel.

[audience laughing] I don't even know the teams.

So for each game, I just root for the country that hates Jews less.

[audience laughing] You know? [sighs] It has been a tough week, though.

I know a lot of you are concerned about LeBron leaving.

Everyone is wondering where LeBron is going to go.

Many people assume Cleveland, but my money is on Turkey to touch up those hair plugs.

[audience laughing] Oh, what a weekend.

You know, America, America is 250, or according to Trump's doctor, a svelte 185.

[audience laughing] Yes.

Seriously, can you believe America is 250 years old? To put it into perspective, that's like the combined age of two United States senators.

[audience laughing] Yes.

What a great semiquincentennial.

That's the sound Joe Biden makes when he wants more cheese.