Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

I sent you, uh, I don't know if it's, uh, started a bunch of controversy around the internet today, but I think it should.

Um, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog has, uh, put out a list today of the greatest dogs of all time.

Yeah, it's grossly misguided, but-

Uh-oh.

He is the greatest of all time.

Yeah.

Some of his bits, the great Robert Smigel is, uh, the voice and, uh, puppeteer behind Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, who was on Conan for many years.

Mm-hmm.

As a Dracula fan, you think I would've checked it out, but you know, it's, it was kind of kiddy, so I was like, "Eh, I don't know if I wanna check it out."

out."[chuckles] Speaking of this, have you seen that clip where it's like this famous clip where he, um, Triumph the Insult Dog goes to the premiere of, of f- I think it's either Phantom Menace or-

Star Wars

...

[laughs]

"... and he's got Triumph with him."

[laughs]

I'm like, "Yes!" It was so great that you-

Yes

... brought Triumph to the graduation party for your son.

And all this-

Oh, I bring Triumph to all, you know, weddings, every, you know.

... he's just in the paddock saying that

It was very Triumph the Insult Comic Dog coded.

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It was very, "That's a good contract for me to poop on." That's basically what he said.