Kisses Are Not Life Insurance

No one can open this.

Childproof or just human being proof? Sparkling water is you drinking a Hawaiian punch at your big age and then letting your baby drink some and then drinking it again.

That's what it tastes like.

I hate it.

I don't understand.

When I'm offered sparkling water, I'm offended.

I don't know, a haunted woods witch ripped someone's brain out of their skull and there they are bleeding out one eye.

And then here comes their one true love who kisses the brain and it comes back together.

So like, you just didn't know how to wrap this up, right? And you were like, well, love is the answer, ain't it? Girl, have you been to this planet? Love ain't shit for nobody.

No one can open this.

Childproof or just human being proof? Sparkling water is you drinking a Hawaiian punch at your big age and then letting your baby drink some and then drinking it again.

That's what it tastes like.

I hate it.

I don't understand.

When I'm offered sparkling water, I'm offended.

I don't know, a haunted woods witch ripped someone's brain out of their skull and there they are bleeding out one eye.

And then here comes their one true love who kisses the brain and it comes back together.

So like, you just didn't know how to wrap this up, right? And you were like, well, love is the answer, ain't it? Girl, have you been to this planet? Love ain't shit for nobody.