Sep 8, 2026 · 1 hr 6 min · 15 segments
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Okay, if you got elected president and you could notion anything in this country, what would you do? Say you gotta pass a law right now.
The what?
[laughs] Damn.
[laughs]
Beep, beep, motherfucker.
[laughs]
Gonna have like [laughs] over 100 fatalities day one.
[laughs]
Yeah.
Look, look, maybe in the beginning, but once niggas start catching up on that, like, oh, you know, maybe I should get over in the right lane instead of the left lane, then maybe then we'll slow down in all the killings, all that.
Maybe slow down.
All the killings? [laughs]
Well, like, like motherfucker-
Yeah, it's gonna be killings for sure
... you going 150, oh yeah, you gonna kill someone or yourself.
Maybe both-
Yeah
... on some natural selection type shit.
Where, where, where's that road at? In like Germany or whatever?
Okay, if you got elected president and you could notion anything in this country, what would you do? Say you gotta pass a law right now.
The what?
[laughs] Damn.
[laughs]
Beep, beep, motherfucker.
[laughs]
Gonna have like [laughs] over 100 fatalities day one.
[laughs]
Yeah.
Look, look, maybe in the beginning, but once niggas start catching up on that, like, oh, you know, maybe I should get over in the right lane instead of the left lane, then maybe then we'll slow down in all the killings, all that.
Maybe slow down.
All the killings? [laughs]
Well, like, like motherfucker-
Yeah, it's gonna be killings for sure
... you going 150, oh yeah, you gonna kill someone or yourself.
Maybe both-
Yeah
... on some natural selection type shit.
Where, where, where's that road at? In like Germany or whatever?
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