44: Art (with Molly Beth Morossa)

In response to troubling reports of rumors spreading through playgrounds and machine shops nationwide, the British government has elected to set the record straight with this informational film.

It is with that in mind that the Ministry of Health and Bodily Functions presents this brief guide to Where Babies Come From.

Meet Wilfred and Margaret.

Hello.

Hi.

An average young go-getting couple.

They love going to the pictures.

You listen to me, Nazi pigs.

Either you let those Sudanese orphans go or I'll stick this bayonet right up the furthest black forest ghetto.

Nein, mein Arsonschacht.

I'll give you Arsonschacht.

Listening to music.

I'm getting my shoes repealed tonight.

And coordinating local infrastructure projects.

If we put the access road closer to the public

park, it will make the view from the town hall much grander.

What?

In fact, they'd done more or less everything together.

There was just one thing left to do.

Yes, in the time-honored tradition, Wilfred and Margaret were joined in holy matrimony, officially recognizing their love in the eyes of God and the law of the land, and most of all, making it much more difficult for them ever to end their relationship.

So if either of them has any doubts in the future, they're more likely to just put up with the situation.

I now pronounce you not your parents' problem anymore.

but after exchanging rings and buying a three-bedroom house in clapham for 20 pints they still have unanswered questions darling yes tulip

i want a baby

gosh