I need to get these fantasy football takes off my chest

Good morning, friends and enemies.

It's a big day, as you can see.

It's a big day 'cause I get to get some things off my chest.

I like making videos because it allows me to open up.

It allows me to be vulnerable, and that's what we're gonna do in today's video.

Uh, I'm gonna get a bunch of takes that I have off my chest for the 2026 NFL fantasy whatever season, all right? And, uh, I like making a video like this 'cause these are things...

Like, I'm gonna make takes that I believe, but you can't really hold them against me because some of them are outlandish.

I will try my best to, to dive into stats and details and, and why I believe the takes that I am having takes for, but some of them don't make sense, and some of them don't have logic, and some of them are just a gut feeling, but I will make sure that I preface that with each of these takes, and you guys can let me know takes that you wanna get off your chest.

The best way I can describe this is, like, your intrusive takes.

You having intrusive thoughts all summer, but, like, you don't want it to be held against you because they're intrusive thoughts that, like, you know, you can't help but form in your brain, all right? And we actually do this throughout the season, which is kind of fun, on our betting channel.

We have, uh, an intrusive thoughts parlay that we make, so it's like your most intrusive thoughts for the week and what you think is gonna happen, and we parlay it together, and it's always like plus 8,490 billion odds.

We were really close to hitting one last year.

We hit two out of three of them, but that's neither here nor here.

Let us get into the video with my very first intrusive hot take that I posted on Twitter actually a couple days ago, and I don't think it's really that outrageous.

This is probably one of the, the lesser outrageous ones I have.