Fantastic Fest 2026 Recap with Tom Lorenzo | You're Missing Out

But now the moment you all have been waiting for.

Tom has spent the last...

Nearly 90 minutes.

I thought I was going to call this a mini episode, but it is anything but.

We are now looking at, for those that are tuning in through the normal audio channels and whatnot, we now have Tom's ranking of Fantastic Fest up here from 27 all the way to number one.

So, Tom, you want to go through and tell the people how you've ranked your Fantastic Fest viewings?

Yes, indeed.

We're going to start at 27 and work our way up.

At 27, we got Alpha Gang, absolute ass from a butthole.

Number 26, we got The Glorious Dead, nothing too glorious about it, but it's not Alpha Gang.

Number 25, we got Playhouse, kind of just a fleshlight of a movie.

It's nothing really there.

But, you know, looks like a movie, I guess.

Number 24 is The Swallow.

Not good, but kind of enjoyable in how fucking stupid it is.

Killer mud, whatever.

You know, rock on, man.

Number 23, we got The Cycle.

Pretty solid little movie.

I wish it was a little better, but, you know, you could do worse.

Like I said,

you're not Alpha Gang.

Number 22 is A Prayer for Dying.

Solid little western with great performances.

Just wish it was a little heftier and had a little more going on.