Aug 9, 2026 · 1 hr 12 min · 11 segments
Skidmore, Missouri. Population: 437. The kind of town where people leave their doors unlocked, everybody knows everybody's business, and grudges last generations. For over twenty years, one man had…
Welcome to You're Killing Me.
And I'm Joel.
And I'm one of the people on this podcast that has no idea how to record a podcast.
After how many episodes have we done?
This is 26?
Yep, still.
We're still just barely getting here.
What? Oh, the setup.
We're...
We're just, we're getting it done.
You said we're barely getting here.
But we're here.
I think I'm doing all right.
Thank you very much.
Oh, just, just,
okay.
What a way to start the episode.
I was
trying to have a
go.
Wow.
I
wasn't having a go.
See
what I have to put up with?
Wow, holy shit.
Wow.
Take more offense.
I am offended.
Ugh.
Okay.
Anyway.
Anyway, that's the end of the podcast.
Let's go.
While you're having a sip of your wine, how the bloody hell are you?
Yeah, pretty good, eh? Yeah, midweek.
It is midweek.
Got to double up.
We do have to double up.
I apologize, guys.
We skipped a week and it was just a big life last week.
Big life, big feelings, big emotions, big no sleep.
Yeah.
The solo hotel looked very desirable.
I had a solo hotel room on Saturday night.
Let me tell you, I still woke up every two hours because it was very uncomfortable.
So, you know, it wasn't amazing.
Yep.
Feel for you.
How are you?
I am good.
I had a day in the city today.
Nice and sunny.
What more could you want?
Living, Barry.
Literally to be anywhere else.
Literally to be anywhere else apart from Queen Street Mall on a Wednesday at lunchtime.
But yeah, I don't have too much for you.
I had a hen's party on the weekend.
That was fun.
I've dyed my hair.
People will see me when I get back to posting on socials and they'll be like, who's this bitch? It's just me, guys.
Just with brown hair now.
And I haven't.
You haven't.
I'm still the same looking guy.
They still don't know what you look like.
So, you know.
do with that what you will
absolutely nothing i'll do nothing with that information and um can you roll into this week's app you're sort of talking about
i think you're gonna like this one and i'm not going to give anything away at the start i usually do a bit of like a opening a bit of a cold open bit of a story not doing that because i don't want to give anything away
We'll just get into an argument to start with, which I think will be better.
Yeah, way better.
Yeah.
Bit more drama.
Loves the drama.
Shall we do it? Yeah,
let's go.
All right.
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Welcome to You're Killing Me.
And I'm Joel.
And I'm one of the people on this podcast that has no idea how to record a podcast.
After how many episodes have we done?
This is 26?
Yep, still.
We're still just barely getting here.
What? Oh, the setup.
We're...
We're just, we're getting it done.
You said we're barely getting here.
But we're here.
I think I'm doing all right.
Thank you very much.
Oh, just, just,
okay.
What a way to start the episode.
I was
trying to have a
go.
Wow.
I
wasn't having a go.
See
what I have to put up with?
Wow, holy shit.
Wow.
Take more offense.
I am offended.
Ugh.
Okay.
Anyway.
Anyway, that's the end of the podcast.
Let's go.
While you're having a sip of your wine, how the bloody hell are you?
Yeah, pretty good, eh? Yeah, midweek.
It is midweek.
Got to double up.
We do have to double up.
I apologize, guys.
We skipped a week and it was just a big life last week.
Big life, big feelings, big emotions, big no sleep.
Yeah.
The solo hotel looked very desirable.
I had a solo hotel room on Saturday night.
Let me tell you, I still woke up every two hours because it was very uncomfortable.
So, you know, it wasn't amazing.
Yep.
Feel for you.
How are you?
I am good.
I had a day in the city today.
Nice and sunny.
What more could you want?
Living, Barry.
Literally to be anywhere else.
Literally to be anywhere else apart from Queen Street Mall on a Wednesday at lunchtime.
But yeah, I don't have too much for you.
I had a hen's party on the weekend.
That was fun.
I've dyed my hair.
People will see me when I get back to posting on socials and they'll be like, who's this bitch? It's just me, guys.
Just with brown hair now.
And I haven't.
You haven't.
I'm still the same looking guy.
They still don't know what you look like.
So, you know.
do with that what you will
absolutely nothing i'll do nothing with that information and um can you roll into this week's app you're sort of talking about
i think you're gonna like this one and i'm not going to give anything away at the start i usually do a bit of like a opening a bit of a cold open bit of a story not doing that because i don't want to give anything away
We'll just get into an argument to start with, which I think will be better.
Yeah, way better.
Yeah.
Bit more drama.
Loves the drama.
Shall we do it? Yeah,
let's go.
All right.
