Elvis Presley

So she goes to the bathroom.

Like Elvis, he's dead on the toilet." [laughs] All the ladies are like, "Oh my God," but not like a, "Oh my God, that's such a wild and kooky story, Luann.

Can't believe that your uncle was dead to the toilet." No, it's an oh my God of, Luann, I know we're in an outdoor space, but read the room.

We were having a moment of reflection for Mama Elsa.

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But that's how I, that's how I was like, "Oh my God, he talks." And he talks like Elvis.

He's got, like, this deep, like-

Yeah.

And then we've met so many more connects and stuff, so it, it, it was a big blessing I think.

And, uh, yeah, it's like Lisa Marie Presley, but on a smaller scale to Elvis Presley.

Impossible shoes to fill, but she made it her own, you know? I don't know about marrying Michael Jackson.

I don't really, you know, understand that one, but, you know.

There weren't people or playing with bands.

I was like Elvis walking in.

You know, they don't know.

But that's how it started.

And your girl clearly has lost attraction for you to the point where not only is she not sleeping with you or doesn't want to sleep with you, or not very often, she's in another country.

So, and again, if you're not willing to hop on a plane to see her and she's not willing to hop on a plane to see you, it's like Elvis already left the building.

So the, the question becomes, do you want to make the effort? Because it kind of always ends the same way.

If you keep doing what you've always done, you'll continue to get what you've always got.

I also came from Bruce Lee school.

So I was hanging out with best friend Elvis in Arkansas.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So this is important.

Now, Elvis fans, we have a lot of Elvis fans in the audience.

This is where Elvis Presley used to practice karate back in the 1970s.

That's very interesting.

The king of rock and roll, he was like, I

One day we heard horses.

So we dug through the brush and everything, went to the fence line, and there were two people there resting their horses on the fence, and it was Elvis and Priscilla.

Get out.

Get out.

kidding? Come on, man.

I really didn't appreciate that until I got older.

At that age, I obviously knew who Elvis was, but I didn't appreciate it.

I was too young.

Comedy was her thing.

I mean, obviously her husband Sammy, uh, her former husband Sammy, was a comic who opened for Elvis and was a big, was a, you know, all to do.

But I think she just really loved these, these people who needed a home and that all found each other that might not have otherwise found each other.

Now, you've, you've seen countless people walk on stage.