58th Ugh: Basketball Nuts

That I was on a flight one time and a dude that was pretty well the same size as me.

came in and got stuck in the middle seat.

As I was at the window, there was a real lanky, tiny, skinny dude on the aisle.

And then this dude came in and we just like looked at each other and both went,

Yep.

Yep.

So, like, we both just sat there with our arms crossed, and I kind of leaned into the

wall.

And I

was just like, and he just sat there, like, real straight up and

just rested his phone, like, on his arms like this.

He was eating his bowl of cereal? Yeah,

just sat there.

And the fucking dude on the end got up like 15 times in like an hour and a half flight to piss.

Oh, so he

couldn't have sat anywhere else.

He knew.

He bought that seat on purpose.

Yeah, because I was like, at first I was like, I almost said to him like, dude, we should put the fucking little guy in the middle.

like you know like tried to like build us i thought about like maybe

we can bully this kid yeah

just being like bro come on man like i'll still lean this way he'll still lean that guy would be like

no

yeah say no and then but also southwest so no one picked their seats it was just

oh