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[instrumental music plays] This is a HeadGum podcast.

This is Emily.

Henley.

And Sammy, and you're listening to Too Scary Didn't Watch.

Hi, everyone.

Welcome to Too Scary Didn't Watch, the horror movie recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves.

I'm Emily, and I am too scared to watch scary movies.

I'm Henley, and I'm also too scared to watch scary movies.

I'm Sammy, and I love watching scary movies, and so I watch them so that you don't have to, and Hellchella III: Triple's Is Best continues.

Woo!

Mm-hmm.

Woo-hoo.

We are on week five of-

Wow, the midpoint

... a nine-week series where each of the three of us recaps three movies each, so we are, yeah, past the halfway point, technically.

Oh my gosh.

Well-

I'm, yeah

...

I guess halfway through this episode we'll be-

We'll be the exact halfway point.

Oh, no, that's-

That's true

... la- yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

No.

This one, this one.

This one.

This one.

Sorry.

That-

Yeah, this one.

That's hard, that's hard math.

You've got it.

I'll do it.

That's really confusing.

Because there's still-

That's really confusing

... four and a half, four and a half.

Right now there's five left.

Halfway through this there'll be four and a half left.

After this there'll be four left.

Phew.

Yeah.

Wow.

Uh, all of these episodes will also be available as video episodes, available on our Patreon.

I keep forgetting to mention that, sorry.

[laughs]

Sorry.

Um, and we will have merch coming soon, merch that we're very excited about.

I know.

So stay tuned.

Sorry it's taking so long, but it's because we're really trying to-

Make it good

... make it good.

[laughs]

[laughs]

As opposed to all of our other merch, which has been shit.

No, we're just trying to do something a little different this year.

So we're taking, it's just, we're just, it's gonna happen.

It's gonna happen.

I'm very excited.

I am-

S- yeah

... drinking a sparkling water, so there's gonna be some burps.

There's gonna be some burps.

[laughs] I'm realizing.

Just know, just know it's just what the body does, and there's nothing any of us can do about it.

That's right.

It's a mystery.

Having a body, we talk about it a lot.

It's tough.

And maybe we'll talk about it some more.

You can jump straight to the recap using timestamps in the show notes, because first I would like to know if anything scary happened to either of my dear, dear friends this week.