Trump Rally From Oklahoma / Botched Execution Update / Attempted Hijacking

He said, "We have an Easter egg hunt at the White House." They asked me to use plastic eggs.

I said, "I'm not using plastic eggs." [laughs] Can you believe it? "But what are you gonna do, sir, about eggs?" I said, "Tell me the problem with eggs, please." Uh, they've gone up five times in the last four-

Oh, I've heard him do this before

... months of that.

But we did a great job.

Brooke did a fantastic job.

Secretary of-

Eggs are way down.

Everything up, uh, everything else is way up.

Five ye-

Eggs are way down.

We're bringing- Come on, man ... prices way down, and oil is lower.

Gasoline is lower than it was with Biden, despite the fact that we have a war going on with a country that will never have a nuclear weapon and is ready to fold up, will win very easily right now.

They're just about-

That's insane.

Everything he just said was not true.

Holiday apparently has Soup blocked.

We're running for the election with-

Soup, welcome in.

Gender fluid

... because they have 300% almost, like, 312 I heard.

I heard it was 66 2/3%.

You take your 33 and a third chance.

Inflation, meaning- Life's like a 25% chance ... their currency is valueless.

And you got an 80/3 chance of winning.