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The Show with Sam & Joe

The Show with Sam & Joe

TS 531: Dogs is Cats

Jul 5, 2026 · 1 hr 10 min · 10 segments

This week we talk about colon spasms, asbestos, rude neighbors, cooking, seeing family, and being locked inside. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast…

This week we talk about colon spasms, asbestos, rude neighbors, cooking, seeing family, and being locked inside. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe **Favorite things:** Project Hail Mary Peanuts Classic Clog Crocs * * * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about colon spasms, asbestos, rude neighbors, cooking, seeing family, and being locked inside. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast…

Speakers: Joe BirdsongHostSam AntonioliHost

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Top entities: Washington×14 IKEA×3 Mitch McConnell×4 Portland×11 Civilian×2

Show signals: SuitabilitySensitiveBiasNot politicalAudience≈548 followers

Moving Into a 120-Year-Old Row House3:45 – 13:20

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Sam AntonioliHost

3:45

How are you doing?

Joe BirdsongHost

3:47

I'm fine.

Joe BirdsongHost

3:47

I'm in the new house.

Joe BirdsongHost

3:48

We moved.

S

Sam AntonioliHost

3:49

Nice.

Joe BirdsongHost

3:49

I survived.

Joe BirdsongHost

3:50

I'm in the new office.

S

Sam AntonioliHost

3:52

Now, I, I, there were some struggles.

S

Sam AntonioliHost

3:54

I got a little, a little whiff of what was going on the past, like week.

S

Sam AntonioliHost

3:59

Do you wanna, yeah, you wanna catch me up on everything that happened? [laughs]

Joe BirdsongHost

4:03

Sure.

S

Sam AntonioliHost

4:03

'Cause I feel like a lot has happened.

Joe BirdsongHost

4:05

It's been, we've lived here two weeks now.

S

Sam AntonioliHost

4:08

Mm-hmm.

Joe BirdsongHost

4:08

And, uh, when you get a, like, inspection reports are inspection reports.

Joe BirdsongHost

4:13

They are, you know, they list things in priority or whatever.

Joe BirdsongHost

4:17

Like, if you get anything in DC, an- anything old, anything in a city, anything anywhere probably-

S

Sam AntonioliHost

4:22

It's gonna be old

Joe BirdsongHost

4:23

... well, the inspection reports, they have to list everything.

S

Sam AntonioliHost

4:26

Mm-hmm.

Joe BirdsongHost

4:26

You know, they...

Joe BirdsongHost

4:27

You get 20 pages, and-

S

Sam AntonioliHost

4:29

Right

Joe BirdsongHost

4:29

... you're like, "Okay, I'll work on this over the next 10 years.

Joe BirdsongHost

4:32

Don't do any of it."

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Moving Into a 120-Year-Old Row House3:45 – 13:20

S

Sam AntonioliHost

3:45

How are you doing?

Joe BirdsongHost

3:47

I'm fine.

Joe BirdsongHost

3:47

I'm in the new house.

Joe BirdsongHost

3:48

We moved.

S

Sam AntonioliHost

3:49

Nice.

Joe BirdsongHost

3:49

I survived.

Joe BirdsongHost

3:50

I'm in the new office.

S

Sam AntonioliHost

3:52

Now, I, I, there were some struggles.

S

Sam AntonioliHost

3:54

I got a little, a little whiff of what was going on the past, like week.

S

Sam AntonioliHost

3:59

Do you wanna, yeah, you wanna catch me up on everything that happened? [laughs]

Joe BirdsongHost

4:03

Sure.

S

Sam AntonioliHost

4:03

'Cause I feel like a lot has happened.

Joe BirdsongHost

4:05

It's been, we've lived here two weeks now.

S

Sam AntonioliHost

4:08

Mm-hmm.

Joe BirdsongHost

4:08

And, uh, when you get a, like, inspection reports are inspection reports.

Joe BirdsongHost

4:13

They are, you know, they list things in priority or whatever.

Joe BirdsongHost

4:17

Like, if you get anything in DC, an- anything old, anything in a city, anything anywhere probably-

S

Sam AntonioliHost

4:22

It's gonna be old

Joe BirdsongHost

4:23

... well, the inspection reports, they have to list everything.

S

Sam AntonioliHost

4:26

Mm-hmm.

Joe BirdsongHost

4:26

You know, they...

Joe BirdsongHost

4:27

You get 20 pages, and-

S

Sam AntonioliHost

4:29

Right

Joe BirdsongHost

4:29

... you're like, "Okay, I'll work on this over the next 10 years.

Joe BirdsongHost

4:32

Don't do any of it."

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