🔴 Standing Fast in the Lord | Working Through Unworthiness | Being Loved for Who You Are | Affection and Lack of Sexual Desire

Well, Miss Melissa-

Mm-hmm.

Oh, I'm excited

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I think it's time for me to, uh, take the mic, ladies and gentlemen.

I've got my fluffy little accessory here to help usher us into the glory of all things of a new chapter that is opening up in my life.

And there will be a variety of things that will be, uh, revealed within this episode that you're going to be delighted in.

All you filthy, compromising heathens-

[laughs]

... welcome, welcome, welcome to the Church Lady today, because today is the day.

I bring you a special, very, very special announcement.

As the deer panteth for the water brooks-

[laughs]

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so all your souls have been longing to hear about what the church lady and the church gentleman have been wanting to do about their relationship.

I don't think the scripture says that, but you know.

The Bible says something.

Today's episode is something I am going to call, drum roll please, The Proposal.

[gasps]

Yes, indeed.

But of course, in true Church Lady fashion, this did not pan out the way most people would expect.

But in reality, I'm sure many of you are not surprised that this experience was saturated with interference.

So the devil is on the prowl, y'all.

He is on the prowl.

So I'm gonna have to call this episode The Proposal, but it's called, uh, colon, Taking the Knee episode, and I'll explain why.