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Welcome back one and all to Big Diz Wednesday.

Yes, it's a big news Wednesday this week.

I guess it's big 911 nonsense day because right wingers are once again making everything that has to do with what should be a solemn occasion, literally the worst and makes me hate my fellow man even more than I thought I was capable of.

But that's my fellow man, my fellow woman is here and she's great, Sharon Reed.

Welcome back to the show.

It's like, why are they doing this?

Just stop, okay? We can't just sit and be silent and remember all that went down.

You have to do this too.

But okay, we'll get into it, I'm sure.

I know that it's 9 11 is the next holiday that's coming, but it feels like Festivus is coming because I got a lot of problems and I'm gonna let you people know about it.

Humans are the worst, they ruin everything, we should really try to wind down humanity.

But anyway, we're gonna try to have some fun with the 9 11 stuff.

We're gonna give you a little preview of the big midterm convention.

Trumpapaloofa 2026 is finally here and it's gonna suck.

But it might be fun that it sucks.

We'll certainly have some fun making fun of it.

And we're gonna start that process today.

We've got Jon Stewart returns, took four weeks off or whatever on the Daily Show.

But he's back not only on the show, but once again fighting for The people who have had these lifelong medical illnesses, thanks to the work they did following 911.

We've got AI, which I guess is going to kill us in the next four or so years.

So that's exciting.

We got a lot of fun stuff to talk about everybody.

So hit the like button, share the stream, send us your comments, your tweets, your super chats, and all that.

And with all that, Sharon, are you ready to do this thing?

I'm ready, let's do it.

Okay, I just saw in the chat, someone said to bring back the days left in office sign.

I do need to update that, maybe I can-

Yeah, how many it is?

Yes, exactly.

Professor Bites correct me, it's not Trumpapaloofa, it's Trumpapoopa.

Okay, there we go.

I knew it was something like that, it fits him anyway.

Okay, jokes aside, let's get into the serious stuff.