Aug 17, 2026 · 36 min · 10 segments
Dustin Kaufman is joined by comedian and actor Carlos Santos at the Comedy Club Lawrence! They discuss his unconventional journey from Puerto Rico to California and eventually into comedy, acting, and…
Carlos SantosGuest
Dustin KaufmanHost
I'm glad I did, though, because your Wikipedia says Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

do you remember three minutes ago when i said do the hazy get to keep the toys

i want to talk about it yeah that's why uh like i have a wonderful collection oh great uh like 80s original 80s in the box i got some ink right here connected to a batman tattoo and just uh just so when i read that i did pop but it was referencing uh television that you learned you're from puerto rico yeah moved here and then you learned english watching television literally and it was and it mentioned teenage mutant ninja turtles and a couple other amazing

so i was growing up uh when like disney afternoons were happening remember that yeah so When I got cable and I was in, you know, cause I did go to an English and Puerto Rico did go to a school that it was an all English thing, but I was only there for fourth and fifth grade, but my parents got me cable so it could help me.

So that's literally when I say like, that's how I learned because that's, I just remember not knowing English.

I'm glad I did, though, because your Wikipedia says Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

do you remember three minutes ago when i said do the hazy get to keep the toys

i want to talk about it yeah that's why uh like i have a wonderful collection oh great uh like 80s original 80s in the box i got some ink right here connected to a batman tattoo and just uh just so when i read that i did pop but it was referencing uh television that you learned you're from puerto rico yeah moved here and then you learned english watching television literally and it was and it mentioned teenage mutant ninja turtles and a couple other amazing

so i was growing up uh when like disney afternoons were happening remember that yeah so When I got cable and I was in, you know, cause I did go to an English and Puerto Rico did go to a school that it was an all English thing, but I was only there for fourth and fifth grade, but my parents got me cable so it could help me.

So that's literally when I say like, that's how I learned because that's, I just remember not knowing English.
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