Jim Carrey

All right, we need to get this up here.

Tom Planks, Paul Squat, [laughs] Jim Carey, "Good afternoon, guys.

I'm listening through the app today.

Can you please let me know where I can get the SEN trucker cap Fletch is wearing?" That's Mark from Sydney.

She says, "We are being taken over by the richest people in the world, but the one thing they cannot afford is jokes at their expense.

I wanna fight fascism with everything I have." Jeff Ross had a birthday and got roasted by Jim Carrey, who went on social media and wrote, "61 years ago, a boy named Jeff Ross came into the world.

I don't wanna say he was an ugly baby, but when he was born, God made his mother sign an NDA, and nothing's changed in that regard.

In fact, it's gotten worse.

But there's no denying one thing, Jeff, you are funny.

You've spent your whole life making people laugh.

If only it were on purpose, if only they were laughing with you and not, you know, at you." Jim Carrey added, "Of course, I've been half-joking this whole time, but before I sign off, I'd like to say one thing that's sincere and meaningful.

Jeff, in the time it takes you to make a wish and blow out your candles, I will make millions of dollars in passive income." What'd you think of week one? Was week one not awesome? There was a lot of scoring.

It was.

Are you gonna tell the story about Jim Carrey at this, at the hotel?

I had breezed past that story, and then I saw it mentioning in, uh, chat a couple times that, uh, uh, apparently there might not be many details to it, which was basically-

There's none

Nicolas Cage, stop being so mysterious, Nicolas Cage.

Hmm.

But yeah, we wanna know what happened to you, Jim Carrey.

Come on the show.

Where there was also that book, right?

Jim Carrey.

Jim Carrey saying yes to a lot of things.

Mm-hmm.

So she...

Well, let's talk about the gift that keeps on giving.

I heard he's got, he signed, Drone Lawyer, also signed a new deal to be, play the Jim Carrey character in Lie a Lie.

Like, fair dinkum.

Right.

I mean, like, I like to pride myself on being able to do impressions, but I can't do facial impressions.

It's like Jim Carrey when he does Jack Nicholson or whatever.

Yeah.

And he makes his face look all like the Joker.

Like crying into Lou's seat from behind.

Lou, who, by the way, is Jim Carrey in the mask during this episode with that crazy hat dipped down.

Yeah.

And the pink, pink, bright pink lipstick she reapplied for that car cabaret.

Yes.

Hot pink mask.

She's the hot pink Jim Carrey in the

mask.

So it's still a seven and a half game lead at this point in time for the Padres over the Cardinals in the wild card standing.

So to quote Jim Carrey, you're saying there's a chance, right? So they're not out of this thing just yet.

So, but the Cardinals do lose again by a final of 10 to threes, Joe Roderick.

I'm Chris Pelican.