Sep 28, 2026 · 2 hr 5 min · 13 segments
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And this is just in time for the Halloween season.
This is the ghost who is just straight up worried about you.
Hey, man, are you are you OK? Can you just tell me what I'm doing wrong specifically? Because I've done everything short of possessing.
I don't possess people.
Consent is a huge thing for not to switch this around to you.
I think you should see someone.
Us ghosts don't have to worry about a lot, but you really are messing up my mental health.
You're just taking the joy from my hobbies.
Do you have any friends you can invite over? Maybe I can try to scare them.
You don't have any friends? Oh, you should definitely see someone.
Why don't I bring some ghosts over here, and they can be your friends.
We'll all just hang out.
Dude, yeah.
No, free crib.
Yeah, if you want to come by.
Do you need, like, a therapist's phone number? Actually, never mind.
All the ones I know are dead.
Would meeting the ghost of Dolly Parton cheer you up? No, that'd make it worse.
I just reminded you that she died.
Yes, I read your diary.
Yes, I'm scared of you more than you're scared of me.
Your handwriting is great.
Everything else is, uh...
What's up? You're downstairs? Um...
Yeah, give me a second.
And this is just in time for the Halloween season.
This is the ghost who is just straight up worried about you.
Hey, man, are you are you OK? Can you just tell me what I'm doing wrong specifically? Because I've done everything short of possessing.
I don't possess people.
Consent is a huge thing for not to switch this around to you.
I think you should see someone.
Us ghosts don't have to worry about a lot, but you really are messing up my mental health.
You're just taking the joy from my hobbies.
Do you have any friends you can invite over? Maybe I can try to scare them.
You don't have any friends? Oh, you should definitely see someone.
Why don't I bring some ghosts over here, and they can be your friends.
We'll all just hang out.
Dude, yeah.
No, free crib.
Yeah, if you want to come by.
Do you need, like, a therapist's phone number? Actually, never mind.
All the ones I know are dead.
Would meeting the ghost of Dolly Parton cheer you up? No, that'd make it worse.
I just reminded you that she died.
Yes, I read your diary.
Yes, I'm scared of you more than you're scared of me.
Your handwriting is great.
Everything else is, uh...
What's up? You're downstairs? Um...
Yeah, give me a second.
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