The Chronically Online Podcast
Jun 2, 2026 · 44 min · 19 segments
Hi everyone! The bitch is backkkk, and in your ears! Kicking off my podcast with a little catch up and what you can expect from the podcast. Then I get into the Love Islanders! Who is ready for the…
So anyway, before we get into the Love Island contestants, now of course we don't have the full list because they just put out the ones that are gonna be on the premiere and, like, the first two or three episodes.
Now, there was speculation and still is that they're doing a much larger party, huge thing, a huge blowout in Italy, which does feel very them.
Like, and honestly, they, in both aspects, 'cause they do feel like people that would want something really intimate, but then they'd wanna like rage the fuck out because Dua loves to party.
She's my favorite celebrity currently and has been for quite some time because she just kinda minds her fucking business.
And if you guys don't know the story about how these two fucking met, let me tell you.
And he had just gotten into the first chapter, and it was just like a meet-cute for the ages.
Now, I don't care if this is not true, okay? It's what I'm choosing to believe, and that's all that matters.
Y- if, another thing about me, if you're new to this podcast, I am a love lover girl.
Please leave me alone." Absolutely, okay? But overall, I'm like, listen, I love a tale of love.
So anyway, before we get into the Love Island contestants, now of course we don't have the full list because they just put out the ones that are gonna be on the premiere and, like, the first two or three episodes.
Now, there was speculation and still is that they're doing a much larger party, huge thing, a huge blowout in Italy, which does feel very them.
Like, and honestly, they, in both aspects, 'cause they do feel like people that would want something really intimate, but then they'd wanna like rage the fuck out because Dua loves to party.
She's my favorite celebrity currently and has been for quite some time because she just kinda minds her fucking business.
And if you guys don't know the story about how these two fucking met, let me tell you.
And he had just gotten into the first chapter, and it was just like a meet-cute for the ages.
Now, I don't care if this is not true, okay? It's what I'm choosing to believe, and that's all that matters.
Y- if, another thing about me, if you're new to this podcast, I am a love lover girl.
Please leave me alone." Absolutely, okay? But overall, I'm like, listen, I love a tale of love.
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